You know you are addicted to blogging when…
Hmmm…
MPS walked in with tulips and chocolate. I grabbed my phone and took photos BEFORE I said thankyou.
Moo turned to him and said ‘She is so blogging your good deed Dad!’ as I downloaded it via bluetooth…
See?
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MPS trying to convince me to buy him an iphone.
‘You could blog about it’
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Moo said something totally random while I was dyeing her hair:
Me: So this is the random thoughts thread huh?
Moo: Fair is. Isn’t it bizarre that we are having this conversation IRL (yes, she said IRL!) and we both know what the other is talking about. Like forums and stuff.
Me walking out to check on Boo screaming: BRB
Moo: You are an hero Mum.
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My brother, AKA the Golden Child, just rang. He is in Perth on ‘training’. He wanted my parents home address.
I was all ‘I don’t freaking know. I GO THERE, I don’t send ‘em stuff’
And he was all ‘Well you should know, what sort of daughter doesn’t know her parents address?’
And I am all ‘Well they live in the middle of frigging NOWHERE, dick, so it is like, turn left at the big tree’
And he is all ‘Yeah, real helpful there, Kelley’
And I am all ‘Fucking bite me arsehat’
And he is all ‘Who fucking says ‘arsehat’ any way, and what is this ‘and I am all‘ shit. You sound like one of those Valley girls or those crazy Mommy Bloggers’
And I am all ‘Yeah, whatever arsehat’
And then I woke up from the day dream, still listening to The Golden Child rabble on about how I should know where mum and dad live and I call him arsehat anyway.
Cause I know that The Golden Child ain’t hip with the happenin’ thang to know what a Mommy Blogger is anyway.
And I am all smug about that. And I go and Twitter his arsehattyness.
And yes, that is so a word. My blog is the number one Google search for it.
See?
and that makes me more awesomer than you.
And this has to be the world record of sentences started with ‘And’ and typed one handed.
And yes, alcohol was involved in the production of this quality post.
And all comments need to be prefaced with ‘and I am all’ K?
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35 Responses to “You know you are addicted to blogging when…”
May 10th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Yes, there is no doubt about it Kelley, you are officially awesome.
And for the record - ALL the arsehats in your life TOTALLY deserve the title. And I laugh every time you use the term.
I scream with laughter actually.
Big understanding on the school camp breakthrough /helicopter thing. Mine’s left school now. I miss camps/respite. SIGH.
Hope your Mother’s Day is happy. Will you have to see the MOTY? That could dampen the day. Even from Perth (where I’m at).
And here’s to happy and horny women everywhere. That reminds me….GTG!!!
May 10th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
I am so waiting to hear what happens on Mother’s Day for you! Hope it’s a good one!
May 10th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
And I am all like I want some of those chocolates and those flowers because these crappy ass pancakes I’m eating right now suck major arse!
May 10th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
And I am all ‘Baaahaaahaaa @ the golden child’.
And hubby is all ‘WTF??’ when I call him an arsehat, but grateful that I haven’t called him a fucktard cos then he’d know he was really in trouble!
May 10th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
It’s grammatically incorrect to begin a sentence with ‘And’.
May 10th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I am all shocked at the hypocrisy that Golden Boy (umm, wasn’t that the name of a pr0n flick?) is showing. He rails on you for not knowing where the Old’s live, when he doesn’t know himself?
FAIL.
May 11th, 2008 at 12:08 am
And I am all impressed with your climb to the top of the Google heap. You rock!
May 11th, 2008 at 12:36 am
And I am all surprised when Ass Burger Boy makes a reference to my blog because I forget that he reads it. Happy Mother’s Day, Kelley! I might have to go outside and pick some flowers.
May 11th, 2008 at 12:49 am
And I am all, I want Clinkers!
But then I just had chocolate pancakes so I was all, I am so full. But there’s always room for more chocolate.
Happy Mothers Day!
May 11th, 2008 at 1:49 am
Flowers and chocolate sounds like a good start to Mothers Day weekend… Or is it already Mother’s Day there down under? I just talked with my wife (who is a thousand miles north)who received the Mothers Day and Birthday things I sent her earlier this week; which happen to fall on the same day this year. Happy Mothers Day!
May 11th, 2008 at 2:55 am
And I am all, like, drinking warmed over coffee and shit and thinking about heading over to the drugstore for some shit for cleaning out mah ears and like, I come across this post, and I’m all like, “Wooooohooooo, Kelley posted and she got chocolates (although I still don’t understand WTF the “clinkers” is) and tulips” and MPS deserves a kiss.
And Oh Mah Holy Hell, that was hard.
May 11th, 2008 at 6:06 am
iphone??? i want an iphone…
dont get him one till you get one for yourself. after all, it’s mother’s day!!!!!
and by the way? happy mother’s day, kelley!
May 11th, 2008 at 6:31 am
*droooool*
There is NO WAY that I’m gonna get anything of the sort. Dammit. So I’m envious. Watch me turn green.
You’re gonna be so peeved with me if you visit my blog. I spelt ‘Arsehat’ incorrectly (but I did atrribute it to you).
I’m still mulling over the interesting concept of a person who doesn’t know his parents’ address whingeing that his sister should know, what sort of son doesn’t know THAT?
May 11th, 2008 at 9:25 am
I feel moderately overcome with nausea. Kelley, you are a wonderfully smutty mouthed biatch (and it nauseates me more that I’m using the word ‘biatch’ in conversation) and you’re a hysterically funny writer, but… there is no way on this planet I will murder the English language to satisfy your whims.
I do not believe I’m agreeing with XBoxMidgetboy on this matter.
Have a wonderful Mother’s Day.
May 11th, 2008 at 9:57 am
AND I am so agreeing with Solomon AND Naomi even though XBoxMidgetboy AND Anja are correct!!!
Hi Babe…..I’m back
May 11th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Laura: that was like 4 posts in one! You are awesome, or deranged. I like to think both, cause that makes me happy.
Tess: I have Ninja. All is good.
Alison: And I am all ‘crappy ass pancakes’ are SUPPOSED to taste like arse. Being made of arse and all…
Bettina: And I am all does your husband actually SAY ‘WTF’? Cause that would be like awesome and shit.
XboxBox4NappyRash: And I am all, I am awesome and I don’t follow your stinking grammarly rules.
Solomon: And I am all, I love you cause you said ‘Fail’. You are awesome my friend.
Magpie: And I am all I was at the top for whinging or some such at one stage, can’t remember what the search was. Meg if you are reading, what was it?
Witchypoo: And I am all glad that my kids don’t read my blog cause they would be all ‘You are such a loser mum’. And I am all Happy Mothers Day my lovely Witchypoo!
Missy: And I am all, get your own damn Clinkers woman. Thanks for the Mothers Day wishes. Shit, I better go and call MOTY!
Coast Rat: Well you lucked out didn’t you? Birthday and Mothers Day on the same day and she is a thousand miles away. I think most husbands would be rather envious of you right now.
Ree: And I am all, you are awesome Ree and you should totally start talking like that around the testicle wearers. They would give you a wide berth and leave you in peace…
The Planet of Janet: Back atcha babe. I don’t want and iphone. I want a MacBook air!
Naomi: And I am all HEY BIATCH check your blog and see who commented FIRST on that post. And I am all hurt and shit that you did not notice…
Anja: And I am all bite me biatch and what I said to BoxBoy goes for you too…
Boneblower: And I am all welcome back to the real world babe. And Golden Child, well he can bite me. Arrogant little turdmuncher…
May 11th, 2008 at 11:54 am
and I am all..Like totally been there and done that with the golden child.. *sigh* fucking arsehat..
Happy Mothers Day……
May 11th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
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May 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
And I am all wanting to be you girlie. You rule.
May 11th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
And I am all… like… ‘MBT is SO hyper on chocolate and booze’.
And I am all ’so wtf is Xbox doing? 4fthawaiian is the official grammar nazi in this place!’
And I am all ‘Yes Kel, you are awsomer and “funner” than anyone that anyone knows’.
And I am all ‘Funner is SO not a word, Mr Grammar Nazi’
May 11th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
And I am all like you so rock.
May 11th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Oh yeah. Whoops. Guess you have to spank me now.
May 11th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
frogpondsrock: And I am all right backatcha and freaking arsehats suck.
Ann: No, you just wanna be Magneto Bold too! The sexy sassy chick. Not Kelley the fat annoying chick.
Goaldeebug: And I am all are you in my brain? Like stealing my weird arsed thoughts?
Marita: and I am all so do you my lovely. But my rock is bigger..
Naomi: and I am all yeah I totally will, but if you enjoy it will that be weird?
May 11th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
And I am all, Hey! I didn’t get any tulips or clinkers and I so wanted some. All I got was balls, white balls…
Golden Child sucks. I know ‘cos he is a she and lives in my mother’s good books forever, even though she is a biatch.
Hope your mother’s day didn’t suck like mine did.
May 11th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Visitor 62 AND a comment too… there’s no calling me a lazy biatch… not today!
May 11th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Tiff: And I am all your family are getting some fierce slight irritating headache vibes from me to make up for it.
Deeleea: Sorry babe you are visitor 74 in the last 36mins. But I loves ya.
May 11th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Geez… 74 in 36 mins… I need some of your blog-mojo…
May 11th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Deeleea: my blog has been broken all fucking day, so I guess people are playing catch up.
May 11th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
And I am all, like, delurking to say glad ya gots your priorities straight. Blog first. Thank later.
May 12th, 2008 at 12:28 am
and I am all ‘meh’ knowing you are shattered that he doesn’t actually say WTF
Actually, I’d be all surprised and shit if he did cos he doesn’t spend much time online to pick up the lingo
May 12th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Too funny! I can relate to the addition parts of this post.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Hmmm chocolate and prettyful flower things
MPS needs a post to star the awesomenicity of him.
And I’m all Golden Child needs a big bloggy enema..just coz.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
And I am all like In. Fucking. Awe. And reminiscing about the boob shot. That was great. They looked like they were going to break free at any moment. Ahhhh.
May 13th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
And I am so WTF at golden boy…. he doesn’t need to know where parental units live, but you do??! Definitely an arsehat. Called Hubby an arsehat the other day…. he so deserved it. An even bigger one cos he looked at me as if I grew a second head. Yep - new fav word…. thanks ma pal!!
May 14th, 2008 at 3:55 am
Woah there…. he rang you because he doesn’t know where his fricking parents live and then got pissed off because you don’t either?
No keeper of double standards he, clearly.
Oh… someone’s already said that. Ah bollocks never mind. Here’s one for your ranking.
Arsehat!
Cheers
BC
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