I gotz me some happy.
Courtesy of my lovelies.
My first happy comes from Ree, my lickable Hotfessional you can read how much she loves me here. No money changed hands. Ree nominated my post ‘Today I learnt a valuable lesson‘ for a perfect post award.
So a perfect post for being a stupid bint and not backing up my blog.
Now that my super fabulous host Snoskred is backing it up for me, I guess there will be no more perfect posts….
Anyway, this is my second perfect post award (the first was from the equally lickable Girl from Fertile Mertile for this post a post I could probably write once a week)
Here is my purdy button.
No you can’t have it. But you may touch it. Gently!!! Yeah, OK, that is enough….
Weirdo.
Now to other shiny things to distract me from the shit. Or my thighs as I watch the Biggest Loser….
Sweet Veronica (apparently everyone calls her lovely, but I am all about the different) from Sleepless Nights awarded this cause I rock my blog makes her want to eat chocolate…. Hmm.
I will pass this yumminess on to Ree, of course, cause she is lickable,
Slouching Mom, because, well you will see in a minute, and also because she is a Goddess.
and
Anita, cause she changed her name from BoneBlower cause I threatened to give her a nipple cripple asked so nicely. And she buys me really expensive chocolates.
Next bit of happy comes from the amazing Slouching Mom.
Go read her blog. Do it. Well after mine, of course…..
And I would love to give a huge smootch to:
Girl at Fertile Mertile. Smootches babe.
Mr Fabulous at Pointless Drivel. Right on his big bald head.
Grundir at Mattress Police. Cause nothing is hotter than a faceless man in a black hood that smells like hopelessness and failure. The original Emo.
Doodaddy at well Doodaddy cause he is lovely. No really. I would love to be his park buddy. And no, get your mind out of the gutter, it is not a euphemism, I mean I would love to sit and chat with him at the park while the kids play.
and
Snoskred at Life In the Country cause she wore a lot of shit yesterday when my brain exploded. And then she said I rock. She is beyond amazing.
Baby amore at My Little DrummerBoys gave me this bit of glittery happy.
Apparently it means something about having fun and interacting with the peeps. Or I am a tart. Cause the colour scheme is blueberry tart. Hmmm. Yeah, she is probably right.
So I pass this on to the following tarts* that rock my socks:
Meg at Dipping in the Blogpond cause she cracks me up.
Alison at MountainMomma cause she showed off her legs on her blog today.
and
Veronica cause some old guy licked his lips at her when she was wearing a dress. *snort*
OK. Don’t any of you feel left out my lovelies, cause I will be flinging the <3 bling ASAP. I was going to do it today but then discovered all this other bling that needed to be passed on.
*using tart as a term of endearment here girls. My best friend is affectionately known as scrubba.
Now I have a kid to drug up to the eyeballs give medication to, a daughter to pick up from the movies, a husband to bash around the head for buying ANOTHER fucking PVR and then try and get an early night.
This biatch needs her beauty sleep.
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23 Responses to “I gotz me some happy.”
February 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Thankyou so much! And sweet? I like sweet.
February 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Thanks babe - coming from you that’s a huge compliment
T.I.T (Tart in Training
)
February 4th, 2008 at 2:36 am
Ooh, I loves it when you kisses my head!
February 4th, 2008 at 2:51 am
I’m blushing. You are too kind, Kelley.
February 4th, 2008 at 7:58 am
Congrats on the perfect post! You deserve it!
February 4th, 2008 at 8:09 am
You *sob* didn’t publish pictures of the yummy Indian waiter, and I loves me some ‘brown sugar’. Could you at least post pics of MPS all beaten to a pulp?
Make sure the blood covers his face. Internet anonymity and all that jazz.
I need some stimulating imagery.
February 4th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Aw, geez honey. I’m just that much more in love with you now. I’ll let you lick my banana anytime. Snirk. Snort.
February 4th, 2008 at 9:41 am
congrats on all your new bling Kelley!!
February 4th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Veronica: You are welcome my sweet.
Meg: What that you crack me up or that you are a tart????
Fab: I know. Gotta keep you happy.
Slouching Mom: Just telling it like it is SM. If I thought you sucked I would tell you that too
MadMad: thanks babe!
Anja: You are so weird and twisted you could be my twin. I am taking MPS to meet the hot Indian tomorrow night! will try and sneak in my camera!
Ree: Nah, but those BOOTS! Lovin’ your gravatar girl!
Bettina: Thank you my lovely. Big sloppy smootches to you.
February 4th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Touché
February 4th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Wow you are the bling queen, I think!
February 4th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Glad to see you’re feeling happier.
PVR??
February 4th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Tiff: and as soon as I did it I realised I forgot the bling you gave me!!! Doh!
River: Yeah, had my tantrum. PVR is one of the recorder DVD jobbies for the TV.
February 4th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
I’ve been reading through your archives and got to the one where you bought a new handbag. I have a thing about handbags too and try my hardest to avoid all handbag stores. anyway thought I’d tell you about a friend I had years ago with so many handbags. She got sick of transferring stuff each time she changed bags so went crazy with her credit card and bought purse, pens, notepads, etc all the stuff she carries, duplicated several times so all she had to do was pick a bag and go. Totally forgot that she’d have to transfer money and credit cards each time and got stuck in a store phoning her hubby to please pick her up and bring the card with him so she could pay for what she’d bought. Heard later that he wasn’t happy about it at all. Made me laugh though.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
So I’ve finally had a chance to catch up here. Thought I’d let you know, even though you’re obviously getting enough love.
February 5th, 2008 at 3:18 am
aww what cute awards! hope you’re a lil more chilled for now and Boo’s foot is healing ok
February 5th, 2008 at 7:56 am
Oh yeah…leave me out completely. It’s ok, I can take…
February 5th, 2008 at 9:54 am
THANKS!!
I LURVE it!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:29 am
[…] She kissed me, ewwwwwww. Ok that’s a lie because if I was a lesbian and had a crush, it very well might be Kelley because damn, girls got some nice shoes. A much needed smooooooch I think. And I pass it on to- […]
February 5th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
River: I was wondering who was reading all the old crap. The weird little ‘I’m so organised I will be the next Sally Homemaker in no time’, shit that I quickly got bored of.
I have A LOT of handbags, gotta match the shoes baby, and have one of everything in them. Just switch the sunnies, purse and phone. Bwaaaaaaa haaa haaaaaa at your friend.
Cerebralmum: smootch
Marilyn: Thanks babe. Yeah over my meltdown.
VE: Take what? Being ostracized? You knowz I luvz ya.
Alison: Your welcome!
February 10th, 2008 at 1:06 am
Flinging the Bling - it’s a new saying!
February 12th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
[…] awarded me this because she thinks my blog is informative and also Kelley who brazenly bestowed this beautiful bit of blog bling - “Be the Blog” - because she […]
February 13th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Trust you to give ‘Boneblower’ the banana!!
Seriously though, thanks xox
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