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OK, you might have guessed I am using pseudonyms for everyone I am talking about (cause I am a biatch but really wouldn’t give my kids rhyming names.)
MPS- that would be my husband. And probably the reason why you are here to find out WHY on earth would she call her husband something so odd. MPS stands for Mario P0rn Star, but he would prefer it was My Personal Slave. Um, yeah right buddy, get a fucking clue.
MPS was coined when he decided to grow a moustache for Movember. Good cause, bad look. When I nicknamed him this I had NO IDEA about the whole Mario freaking P0rn thing. So you crazy sick bastards reading my blog, I aint got no costumes and shit for you. Move along….
He, MPS, had a breakdown in 2005. After 2 and a half years at home he has started a new career. Changed from radio announcer/journalist for 20+ years to IT shitkicker support. Interesting times. He is still a DJ at clubs. An old DJ!
Moo - My first born daughter . She was born in 1991 and was 15 when I started this blog. Extremely intelligent - yeah all mums say that, but I have the piece of paper to prove it! She is in an accelerated program at high school (where they skip yr7 and then are accelerated through the rest of the years). Stunningly beautiful, caring sister but regularly overdoses on Bitchflakes.
Too - My second born daughter. She was born in 1993 and was 13 when I started this blog. Everything said about her sister applies here but Too is also a huge tomboy 
Boo - My son also known as Dude, Dudey McDudey, and the Tiny Terrorist. Born in 1998, 8 when I started this blog. Diagnosed with Classic/Moderate to severe Autism in 2002. Also has Hyperlexia, Sensory Intergration Disorder, low tone, food and chemical sensitivities, coeliac disease, Alpha Thalassaemia and a few other things that escape me at the moment. Gorgeous, wonderful, amazing boy that charms everyone he meets. A whiz on the computer, loves to draw cartoons, currently baffling his teachers trying to find him words that he can’t spell (finished high school spelling last year in Grade 1!) Extremely high IQ - meaningless really, the test was things that he loves to do - which means that we can’t get help or services for him which is frustrating.
Kelley - um, that would be me. There is enough shit about me all over the place. Check out My 100 things post or more specifically Wanna be my stalker.
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