Archive for WTF?
My eye twitch is now more pronounced.
I am not ready.
I am so not ready people.
Most chicks my age are worrying about toilet training and kindergarten and Bratz dolls over sexualizing their girls.
Dang, those dolls are freaking slutty!
Me? I have a 16 year old. Or as she keeps reminding me, almost 17 year old. In my head she is just a freakishly […]
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Sights and smells in the local supermarket.
So I ventured to the supermarket cause I was out of chocolate and vodka fresh produce, wearing my purdy shoes. A girl needs to feel purdy when venturing out with the great unwashed.
Armed with my shopping list, I parked next to the most expensive cars I could find - just to add a little excitement […]
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The Count loves to WHAAAT???
He loves to count. We all know that. But if you have a dirty mind, this will make you laugh like a lunatic.
Or maybe that is just me.
Many thanks to Jenny at Good Mom/ Bad Mom for posting this for me to blatantly steal.
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Ok then….
Nothing pissed me off today.
Well there were minor annoyances, but nothing that actually registered on the arsehat meter.
I am like, in a good mood.
Scary isn’t it?
I blame the drugs. On day 8 of this fucking flu.
C’mon I had to put in at least one fucking didn’t I.
Or two.
So yeah. Kelley is in a […]
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Wandering down the street minding my own business….
and I swear to God, Allah, Budda and the Goddess that I saw this freaking woman.
I actually stopped dead in my tracks and did a double take.
Twice.
I think I even said ‘Fuck me dead’ out loud. Cause other people were doing double takes.
In my direction.
I was trying to descretely stalk watch […]
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Hello Kitty. Well, Hello Kitty!!
I am not sure how it happened. What I was doing or where I was supposed to be. I think I was Stumbling or just mindlessly surfing or feeling masochistic and looking for a Hello Kitty icepick to repeatedly stab myself in the eye with but I came across this:
And thought. What […]
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…..and now for something completely different.
MPS showed me this today.
It made me smile.
Well, after I picked my jaw up off the ground, dusted off various crumbs and unidentifiable brown bits (really need to mop that floor) and fought the urge to run screaming out of the room.
Sometimes people take religion a little too far. You know, the bobbly Jesus […]
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What do you discuss at a 1 years old’s birthday party?
The Moon Cup of course.
It started off with the usual crap of kids and toys and how kids toys sometimes look like marital aides and then the conversation deteriorated. And the men left to watch the cricket. Or drive hot pokers in their ears. I dunno. I was too busy pouring […]
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