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I have lead a sheltered life.
Last night I was edu-ma-cated.
In the horror that is the douche bag.
Was minding my own business, having a little break from the monotony that is the life of a mother of 3 lazy fucking bloodsuckers children and wandered over to Boobs, Injuries and Dr Pepper.
And was shocked and horrified and laughed so much I peed […]
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To my dear children,
Six weeks together.
Eight with Moo.
School holidays are just about over. You have got your books,
all lovingly covered and named.
Your uniforms are pressed and shoes shined.
Everything you need is ready to go.
Goodies are baked.
Lunchboxes at the ready.
Hair cut and coloured.
Everything bright and shiny, ready for back to school.
Now get back to school already and leave […]
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Out, OUT damn Chocolate.
I have to go all Lady MacBeth on my ever expanding arse.
The chocolate in the fridge is calling me. Serenading me. Tantalizing me with its sweet chocolately goodness. It’s silky rich texture. Delicately caressing the inside of my mouth with it’s sweet velvety smoothness.
Melting slowly on my tongue as I gently suck […]
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Isn’t it wonderful………
watching a child fall asleep?
I am sitting on the lounge, surrounded by toys and the contents of a chest of drawers, a tower of CD’s precariously perched on the side of the TV cabinet. The laptop in front of me, my legs swung over the side, some crap on the TV, the disco […]
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Angst, angst, angst…
Boo is obsessed with the Potter Puppet Pals. He has taken to banging his head against any surface muttering
‘Angst, Angst, Angst’
I know how he feels.
Or he exclaims
‘What is that mysterious ticking noise? I know, its a PIPE BOMB!!’
….. and we have to go to the Post Office this afternoon.
Oh the hilarity! […]
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Adding to the family.
My kids want a pet.
We have had our fare share of pets, all of which had the novelty wear off after a day or so and I ended up being slave to them too.
The kamikaze fish, Bit and Bot, that were replaced numerous times and there predecessors hidden in the freezer. Until one day some […]
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~** BLING **~
Oh how I love my lovelies that fling the bling my way.
And now for the Flinging Bling hall of fame:
From my lovely Ree at Hotfessional
From Slouching Mom
from Baby Amore from My Little Drummer Boys
from Veronica at Sleepless Nights
from the perpetually gorgeous Girl of Fertile Mertile
my very first bling. From WhyMommy
another from Ree!
From Meg at […]
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Just when you thought they couldn’t come up with anything weirder…..
I bring you………. *drum roll please*
a washing machine with inbuilt speakers and Ipod dock!
Oh my lord……….
The LG ipod dock also washes clothes
enjoy. Oh and if you ever win the lotto please send one my way, might get the teenagers in the laundry!
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Stalking my stalkers blogroll
A Byootaful Life
A Little Space for Me
A Roaming Aussie Mum
Around the Island
Boneblowers World
Dances to the beet of her own drum
Dancing with Frogs
Diary of a mad mad housewife
Dipping Into the Blogpond
Fertile Mertile
Frog Ponds Rock
Home of Slightly Cracked Dreams
Hotfessional
Joh Blogs
Just Another Day
Laughing At Chaos
Lightening Online
Magpie Musing
Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch
MiscMum
my starbucks
My Three Ring Circus
Nomesque Fiction
Our Great Southern […]
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Well here I am……
For years people have been telling me to write a book about our experiences with our special little man. But I don’t have the time, energy, or lets be brutal talent, to take on such a mammoth task so here I am.
While most people have asked me to write my sons life story or […]
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