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So I am sitting here drunk.
On a Saturday night when the Damn Emos are not here and Boo is getting rather tired and I could be hanging from the chandelier - if we actually had one, don’t think those down lights are particularly sturdy especially wearing my hooker boots and sporting a whip.I am Plurking with my biatches.
And twittering with […]
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smell like a monkey….
Yesterday was MPS’s birthday.
The day of the birth of the pain in my arse my husband.
When my father was his age he was a grandparent.
Shit, MPS, you are oooooooooooold.
He had his heart set on an iphone. I twitter teased about taking him to Sydney to go to the opening of the Apple Store. I also […]
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Wow, trippy man…
Today has been a ride. You know when you have a day where you go ‘wow! I am totally blogging that’ well stick that puppy on steroids and chuck a couple of firecrackers up his arse and then shave him down, grease him up and shoot him out a cannon. Into a crowd of celebrity […]
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Duuuude! Point that thing outside.
Time to revisit the ol’ social story. Boo has got himself a dose of the gas.
His arse is the original weapon of mass destruction.
If only his farts melted my leg hairs like they do to my nostril hairs I would save a freaking fortune in leg waxes, open my own salon and get Boo […]
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Testing my wifeliness. Yes, it is so a word.
So it is Sunday, I spent the morning cleaning out Boo’s wardrobe.
Hugging and squeezing cute little shirts and the breaking of my heart on itty bitty denim jackets with trucks on the back and adorable little truck shaped buttons. Why do they have to grow so freaking quickly! Bag of rubbish and a […]
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This is the way it is goin’ down, yo.
Dear Family,
Sunday.
Mothers Day.
Day of mother worship.
Mother. That would be ME.
You know, that chick that does your washing and feeds you and drives you around and shit? Yeah, well she wants a freaking day off. And that day is gunna be Sunday.
And this is the way it is goin’ down.
Sunday morning, I ain’t […]
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I am a woman of my word, Iceel you bastard.
Alternate title:
The post where I go all mummy gooey, ask for a favour and then show my boobies.
Before my breasticles, an actual post.
Boo had a wonderful time at camp. I drove the hair raising drive out to the secluded camp, in the middle of freaking NOWHERE with hills that rivaled rollercoasters in the […]
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Saturday silliness
A bit of fun for you while racing around getting ready for the Bunneh. Or the fuck-knuckle relatives that you only ever see during what is supposed to be a FUN family time.
Or getting blind drunk on fabulous wine while waiting for the kids to go to sleep already so you can do all […]
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I am so a Domestic Goddess….
or perhaps Diva.
I haven’t decided yet. Regardless I so totally rock.
Every year I take the week before my birthday off work to do a thorough clean through. As a sort of birthday present to myself. Sick I know, but you know me I am all about the weird and freaky.
Anyway. I […]
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I have lead a sheltered life.
Last night I was edu-ma-cated.
In the horror that is the douche bag.
Was minding my own business, having a little break from the monotony that is the life of a mother of 3 lazy fucking bloodsuckers children and wandered over to Boobs, Injuries and Dr Pepper.
And was shocked and horrified and laughed so much I peed […]
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