Archive for things that piss me off
How about I call this ‘the one where Kelley tempts fate’.
Forgive me internetz for I have sinned.
I don’t know what the fuck it is that I did. But the MoFo must have been huge dude, cause the shit keeps hitting the fan and spraying the walls.
And I am out of disinfectant.
Day SIX of vomiting and arse exploding. And last week it was the flu.
But that […]
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Hello Mrs XXXX! How are you today????
Freaking telemarketers. They are really doing my head in lately.
I know they are just doing their job. MPS did a little telemarketing years ago to supplement our income, so I know how hard it is. But some of them are just total arsehats and deserve my disdain.
Ring Ring, trills the phone interrupting my blogging […]
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One of those days.
You know when you have one of those days where you wake up in the morning, late, and every fucker wants to have a shower ahead of you and then you have to settle for a wash in the sink and then you try and straighten your hair and then every fucker gets in your […]
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Smite me oh mighty smiter!
This week has been a bitch.
A week that has tested my normally sunny disposition.
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
Those that have been following my woes this week on Plurk AND supporting me through this rat fuck son of a bitch anal dwelling butt monkey week, I thank you.
(10 points for guessing the two movies I totally […]
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Arsehats everywhere.
Such a wonderful word that. So descriptive. And man, they were some ugly arsed hats too. All bedazzled and shit.
Major Arsehattyness.
First arsehat of the day would be MPS. Late for the fucking bus again. Throwing my whole day out of whack when I have to chase a fucking bus almost […]
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Just give me the freaking envelope asshat.
As I have mentioned numerous times I work in a large office.
Like freaking gobs of people wandering around, looking efficient but really just looking for someone to bother. Or ways to make me want to hurt them.
Boo has decreed sleeping so last year so I am a little more irritable than usual. Unfortunately that has […]
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Randomness on drugs
Sucky day.
Major suckage.
Red Light district suckage I’m telling ya.
I woulda made a freaking fortune.
Blowing up the blog, Boo insisting on me singing every. freaking. word in a particular key. B flat seems to be a favourite. MPS home dying from a fucking cold.
And I kicked the tyre of the car trying to get the shopping […]
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Just call me Nadia. Or Ms Comaneci.
Cause if cleaning the bath was an Olympic sport I just scored a perfect 10.
Synchronized scrubbing? Marathon? Heck, just give me a medal in each category. Cause that bastard was baaaaaad.
Like this.
Well not quite, but man, how can 5 people make such a freaking mess in a week?
Could have something to do […]
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I am pissed off.
And hot.
I am perpetually pissed at everything.
And hot.
When it is not really that freaking hot.
Is it? Nah. It couldn’t be. Could it?
Nah. It is summer. And people are fucking stupid. And I am only 35.
I am justified in my boiling hot rage. Yeah, that’s it.
I am pissed at […]
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So what is it you do when you are not cleaning shit and toothpaste off the walls?
I work in an office.
Not gunna say what kind of office cause some freak might make me have to break out the terrorism/bomb threat leaflet that is supposed to be next to the phone but is somewhere in the bottom of the shredder somewhere…
Apparently some brainiac consultant feels it necessary for the first question to […]
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