Archive for Things that make you want to hide in a cupboard
Today I totally rocked. Until I didn’t.
I was rocking today.
I had a cute little skirt, one of my favourite shirts, freaking kick arse red heels that matched my equally awesome coat. And dammit, even my umbrella matched. My awesomeness even astounded me…
I kicked some serious arse, flying off emails and being awesome.
Around 10.30am I went to the loo. Coffee Bitch got […]
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Today I am going to buy a lock for my door.
Last night I had a lovely time talking with my biatches (and boys you are my biatches too) on Plurk and finally fell into bed around midnight.
All was quiet in the house, some Star Trek thing was on the TV. Star Trek gets MPS all happy in his pants and Jean Luc has a seriously […]
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Note to self:
So I am rocking it on with a bottle of Ezy Off BAM. No, not in that way….
Guitar solos to Madonna. You can so! Not long ones, but I was in the groove *snort* after a bit o’ Lenny Kravtis. Work with me here.
Dancing around the bathroom, plastic gloves, bottle of the foremetioned BAM! and […]
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Sleep deprivation + Heat exhaustion = Wardrobe malfunction.
Not to the extreme of little o’ Ms Jackson, but enough to flame my cheeks people.
Lets start at the start, where all good stories of humiliation and embarrassment, well, start.
Boo is on night whatever of Sleep is An Optional Extra. All night dance raves happenin’, complete with this:
Oh yes my lovelies, he likes to […]
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I knew it was a stupid thing to do….
but I did it anyway.
Today it is hot. Well not so much hot, but humid. Sweaty breasticles humid.
I hate humid. I hate hot. But you already knew that….
So I am in Boo’s room looking under his bed for his McDonalds Chicken McNugget box (the kid collects fast food containers….. yeah weird, […]
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I’ve done it again…
Something else that makes me want to run and hide in a cupboard.
I picked up Boo from school, I was a bit distracted after watching Jenny McCarthy on Oprah (more on that later when I calm down a tad) so I just got him and we went to the supermarket.
I was hobbling around with Boo […]
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Things that make you want to hide in a cupboard…..
This seems to be a continual theme in my life, so I created a whole new catergory for it! See? Over there in the sidebar? Oh, how I wish it wasn’t necessary….
First of all I need to explain the layout of our home. It is a relatively large place, but the […]
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