Archive for things that irriate me
I hate Summer.
Hate is probably a strong word. How about I fucking despise Summer, more than pregnancy hormone induced hemorrhoid’s and even more than when my coffee machine expired.
I hate the Romans already, ahem, Summer. I hate Summer already. Channeling ‘Life of Brian’ again.
And it is still spring.
Today it was hot. Freaking melt-the-bitumen-under-your-fabulous-shoes stinking hot.
I don’t […]
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Yeah great.
So my husband (DickHead today) crawls out of his death bed, has a shower and seems all happy and bouncy.
I’m all I-said-no-Movember-boy when he shows me how much better he is feeling.
So I send him out to get sanitary napkins for his daughters *snort*
As he is pulling out the driveway I call ‘Get me a […]
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MoFoTo
Movember is moving along and the growth on DH’s face is slowly progressing from dirty smudge to what-is-that-on-your-upper-lip.
And the great No-Sex-For-You-Come-Back-One-Month continues…….
And now he has to wear a silly hat to work on Wednesday to raise money for some other cause.
And he can wear the bloody thing on the bus. That’ll teach him to […]
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How to get a squeaky clean arse.
Mel from Freak Parade’s post about her son shaving his butt with her razor prompted me to share that Boo has found every freaking hiding spot for my toothbrush.
Those are not hip with the happening thang. Boo likes to scrub his arse with my toothbrush. Everyone elses brushes are out on the counter […]
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I’m in ur blog deleting ur widgets….
Just got home from work. Home early to clean up and open the windows to get rid of the smell of excrement before picking up Boo.
Got an email saying my blog looked different and ‘Aren’t you doing NaBloPoMo anymore?’
Huh?
I look at my blog (how many of you actually look at your own blogs? […]
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My husband is a wanna-be porn star.
It’s that time of year again.
Mo-freakin’-vember!
DH has decided to join in the frivolity of Movember again this year. No kissing for you buddy. I hate him with a mo because he looks like a mobster and it plays havoc with my skin.
But worst of all bad porn music plays through my head when […]
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Jenny McCarthy is a fruit loop
I wrote this this afternoon. While I was white hot with anger. I considered deleting it, but thought better of it. I considered toning it down a bit, but thought, no. So will I regret it after hitting the publish button? Perhaps……
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I am sitting here shaking with anger.
Oprah is on and that fucking moron Jenny […]
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….. and then I got hit by a car.
So after school today Boo and I went to a discount store. We go ’somewhere’ after school everyday and Wednesday is usually the corner shop for a lemonade but today we mixed it up and went to the discount store. Karma? Fate? Just bad freakin’ luck?
So I hobbled around looking for Boo, cause of course […]
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Yeah, brilliant…..
Was having a productive day.
Had a plan.
Had a million things to do and the energy and motivation to just do it……
Notice the past tense?
I was replying to an email when my Spidey senses perked up. Boo is up to no good. I look over my shoulder and see the pantry door covered in texta.
He had […]
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School yard bitchiness - of the Mummy kind
On Wednesday Girl was talking about the biatches in the schoolyard (and they are biatches babe, I agree with Buns, you little hottie, you) and I felt for her.
I hate being snubbed. I want everyone to like me. And if you don’t, I will fret about it. The vestiges of being […]
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