Archive for things that irriate me
Is it cold in here? Or hot? Or cold?
This morning I went to the doctors.
Every freaking doctor in known universe has been booked out for days, and shit like NOT BEING ABLE TO BREATHE and CHEST PAINS are apparently not that important.
So finally, I gotz me an appointment today.
I shuffled around some stuff at work so I could make the 9.10am appointment.
After dropping […]
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Do. Not. Want.
Today I was at the local shopping centre. Mall for you non-Aussies.
Wandering around with my Boo, clutching coffee for me and juice for the tiny terrorist. A lovely way to kill time till we had to go and pick up Moo and Too from the train station and ferry Too to Karate.
I was innocently holding […]
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Help Help I’m melting!
Well it is eleventy hundred degrees. And I am cranky as shit cause of the sweaty breasticles thing. But I am melting in another way.
Ding Dong the witch is dead kinda melting.
I have lost my biatch on heels factor. Cause I am not able to wear said heels.
I usually strut around the […]
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Give up your seat on the bus for the old lady.
It’s official. I am old.
I am an old person. Need to start shopping in the old ladies underwear section. Big, brown, neck to knee babies.
* The other day I paid for the pain of a zygote ripping the hair out of my eyebrows. I inquired whether […]
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It’s all about you…
But really it is all about me.
So before I start with the linky lovin’ I will tell you a tale.
A tale about the poor fucker that came to my door a little while ago……
I smelt him before he even got to the door. Swimming in cheap cologne, the medallion around his neck […]
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No you CAN NOT have an Easter freaking Egg.
Fuck me dead.
(he he he, that’ll go down well with my new p0rn status, hey Mountainmama? )
The tiny terrorist was with me shopping today.
And they were putting out the Easter Eggs. On a stinking hot January day.
Easter-fucking-EGGS!
The kid was begging for one. Well, 1. you can’t eat dairy and those sad-excuse-for-chocolate eggs […]
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Could we have a minutes silence please…….
For the bathroom Christmas tree.
*sob*
The inmates have revolted. And pissed me off royally.
They are all like ‘Ew I don’t want it scratching me’ and ‘I am sitting on it’ and shit. Well I suppose the shit is a fair point, but the smell would be masked by the pine freshness.
And people pay good money to […]
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Hmmmm
I went to a blog today. Not a blog that I would normally frequent, but the person commented here so I wandered on over.
I remembered that I commented on a previous post and thought I would see if there was a reply.
And my comment was not there.
I know I commented. The blogger was […]
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I hate Summer.
Hate is probably a strong word. How about I fucking despise Summer, more than pregnancy hormone induced hemorrhoid’s and even more than when my coffee machine expired.
I hate the Romans already, ahem, Summer. I hate Summer already. Channeling ‘Life of Brian’ again.
And it is still spring.
Today it was hot. Freaking melt-the-bitumen-under-your-fabulous-shoes stinking hot.
I don’t […]
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Yeah great.
So my husband (DickHead today) crawls out of his death bed, has a shower and seems all happy and bouncy.
I’m all I-said-no-Movember-boy when he shows me how much better he is feeling.
So I send him out to get sanitary napkins for his daughters *snort*
As he is pulling out the driveway I call ‘Get me a […]
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