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My husband is a wanna-be porn star. Part 2
So here is the the photographic evidence of day one.
Today is more felon than porn star….
It is also the start of his month long drought if-ya-know-what-I-mean…… I am waaaay too vain to put up with irritated skin for the sake of a mobster mo.
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Man, the last couple of days suck….
Yesterday I had to take Moo to Centrelink. They sent me a letter saying that now she is 16 she has to apply for an allowance. Oh, and I have to prove to them that she exists. THEY sent ME a fucking letter and now I have to prove to them who she […]
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There is a teenage boy in my house……
And Moo isn’t home! Bwaaaa haaa haaa
She is gunna be pissed cause he is all Emo with the long fringe and black clothes and he has a MacBook like mine…….
He is a friend of DH’s from school.
So DH is having a playdate.
Am I supposed to serve them snacks and referee? Offer to spot them playing […]
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I Rock! And Boo is a bastard.
Boo is home today.
Boo is not in a good mood.
Boo is an arsehole.
Boo is now in his room contemplating WHY he shouldn’t beat up his mother.
Shit.
I am in the lounge.
I am nursing my wounds. He only punched me a few times in the arm and head butted me. But shit it hurt!
We were attempting to […]
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Happy Birthday Daddy!
Today my Daddy is 60. He is now officially the ‘old man’ we rib him about, but a rather fabulous one at that.
Yes, my name is Kelley AKA the original My Girl and I am a huge sooky la la Daddy’s girl.
I will call my Dad on the phone.
‘Hi Daddy.’
‘What do you want?’ comes the […]
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Awards and memes….
Considering the universe has deigned to piss me off this week, oh yes, there is MORE MORE MORE, I have been pleasantly surprised by the generosity and general wonderfulness of my fellow internets.
Thank you my lovelies. I am truly touched.
Not only have you written me some wonderful comments and and personal messages but […]
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….. and then I got hit by a car.
So after school today Boo and I went to a discount store. We go ’somewhere’ after school everyday and Wednesday is usually the corner shop for a lemonade but today we mixed it up and went to the discount store. Karma? Fate? Just bad freakin’ luck?
So I hobbled around looking for Boo, cause of course […]
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Well that is 3 hours of my life I won’t get back…. but the food was good.
Just got back from a Carers function.
If I didn’t feel like slitting my wrists before, now I do.
Hobbled in the door and met up with a couple of girlfriends, H and K, laughing and giggling and ribbing me with ‘hop along’ yada yada. Found my old case manager and had a few laughs with her […]
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Yeah, brilliant…..
Was having a productive day.
Had a plan.
Had a million things to do and the energy and motivation to just do it……
Notice the past tense?
I was replying to an email when my Spidey senses perked up. Boo is up to no good. I look over my shoulder and see the pantry door covered in texta.
He had […]
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School yard bitchiness - of the Mummy kind
On Wednesday Girl was talking about the biatches in the schoolyard (and they are biatches babe, I agree with Buns, you little hottie, you) and I felt for her.
I hate being snubbed. I want everyone to like me. And if you don’t, I will fret about it. The vestiges of being […]
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