Archive for moments in mothering
Green is the word, the word that you heard.
She finally did it.
After months of umming and ahhing and apathy, Moo finally coloured her hair green.
Yes. You read right. Green.
Well apparently it is aqua… fuck that, it is GREEN.
Now don’t get me wrong. I LOVE the colour green. It is part of my blog colour scheme, my favourite Clinker and my favourite BAG and […]
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Don’t breathe on me.
I think I am a pretty good mum.
My kids beg to differ. Especially when they are sick.
I have a very low tolerance for sickness. You will get a bit of sympathy, maybe a hug, but if it drags on longer than a couple hours I am over it. Totally.
I am all ‘What? Go to bed […]
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I ain’t got no more kidneys to sell…
So on Monday I sold a kidney to send something to my rockin’ babe Redneck Mommy.
This morning I sold the other one to HALF FILL my car with crack cocaine. Cause that shit is cheaper than that black gold, Texas tea, people.
And apparently you only have two of those babies, so I am planning on […]
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Where is my union rep?
I mean, for fuck sakes there has to be someone out there that will help me negotiate with these slobs that keep turning up in this house and calling me ‘Mummy’ and ‘Honey’ and ‘Where is my????’
I have Boo home from school. I have eleventy hundred phone calls to make and spreadsheet thingies to do […]
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Moo is a princess.
And has TWENTY tiara’s to prove it.
Yes, my lovelies, we found 20 tiara’s stashed in that hell hole.
This morning I was woken by Boo telling me that it is the 19th day of April.
‘What the fuck to I care? Really Boo? That is nice, now mummy needs more sleep’
‘Yes. Today we go to […]
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The biatch is going DOWN!
I love my daughter.
She is a gorgeous, funny, sassy 16 year old chick.
But fuck me dead she is a dirty slob.
Tomorrow her new bed arrives. A bed that MOTY bought her. A bed she picked that is PERFECT and GORGEOUS and TO DIE FOR.
A. Two. Thousand. Dollar. Bed.
I don’t think my mother bought […]
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Childs Play.
I was standing at the sink, contemplating my navel scrubbing crusted weet-bix off a bowl that ‘Mr Nobody’ mysteriously placed in the sink, when 2 soft arms wrapped around my waist.
‘Play with me Mummy’
‘Soon, Boo, I just need to finish these dishes’
He wandered off.
Seconds later, the arms snaked around my waist again. Hugging that little […]
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Um, excuse me, what just happened here?
I think I just gave my 16 year old permission to smoke weed.
The wacky tobacky. Shit, hash, ganga, spliff…. call it what you will. I think I just gave my kid the OK.
The conversation started off innocently enough. Moo came in while I was on the computer, assumed the position as decreed […]
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