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Karma is a bitch.
So there is this chick at work.
She does not like me.
Nay, she despises me.
For no reason. She just does.
And it entertains me.
By looking at her you can tell she once was pretty. Silky long blonde hair now cut into a severe bob, which only serves to accentuate the permanent scowl etched into her face. Time […]
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Party, par-tay and my husband thinks I am awesome.
Today was my mothers 60th birthday. For the first time EVER Golden Child bought her a gift.
And she didn’t stop gloating about it. A framed pic of him and his chick and one of those fucking digital photo frames. With a remote. I mean, who needs a remote for a picture frame? Arsehat.
Oh and the […]
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‘Drop in’ at your peril
She is walking up the driveway.
I catch a glimpse too late. She sees me and waves.
Fuck.
Have spent the day playing with Boo, chatting on Plurk and just general pottering around the house.
The loungeroom is full of toys and a couple of blankets that Boo and I used as cushioning after a mad tickle wrestle. The […]
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Be afwaid. Be vewy afwaid.
Boo is ascared.
Terrifried even.
Hiding behind this elaborate camouflage is the object of his shit-your-pants-and-wipe-it-on-the-wall horror.
He constantly checks that it is properly covered.
Peeks inside the armoury to ensure it hasn’t moved.
And don’t even THINK of moving any of that crap, cause he will go bat-shit crazy and lose his mother fucking mind.
It is wrapped up here.
His […]
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The 10 Commandments
Remember on New Years Eve, while sitting in the sweltering heat, getting drunk on my own while MPS was out ‘doof doofing’ aka DJing at a club, on our anniversary no less, I wrote a little post about the 10 Commandments I was going to enforce in the coming year?
Well lets just see how they […]
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‘Pay it forward’ winner review THE HOTFESSIONAL
I had plans.
Plans of total humiliation. Of biblical proportions.
To totally tear apart The Hotfessionals blog and have her runnin’ to her mama. Or at least to the nearest bottle.
And sit here smugly smiling ‘I told you so’.
But I couldn’t do it.
Days of trawling through her archives to find some dirt. Or at […]
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All these horror birth stories clogging up the blogosphere
are making my uterus blister.
It seems to be the right of passage of a mother.
My birth story is worse than your birth story sorta thing.
Whenever a woman gives birth they love to tell the story of the birth in minute detail. No mind that her grandfather has turned an unhealthy shade of grey, grandma […]
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All hail the Golden Child.
My brother is home.
Fate had it that he was in Melbourne this week for work, so he came home. When my mothers parents (Nanna and Grandpa) passed away he was in Iraq.
Yes, my brother is in the Navy. And that has catapulted him to God like status in the eyes of The Mother Of the […]
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Oh. Ooops!
Last night was muggy, hot, sticky weather.
So I was cranky. Cause that kinda night brings out the crazy in me. Well more than normal.
Boo was finally asleep. 11.00pm, not bad considering the humidity. I wandered around doing the shit that mothers do before they go to bed and fell into bed around […]
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