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I’m having a sleepover!
Tonight I have a house full of teenagers. Lounging all over my furniture. Fossicking through my fridge. Tying up my phone line while texting, playing Guitar Hero III, MSNing, dancing around in their underwear….
And tomorrow night that will be me and my girl Boneblower (For fucks sake will you change that […]
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As the year draws to a close…..
……..I reflect on the year passed.
A Whoa Nelly Fuck-me-dead kinda year.
The year started badly. Really really badly.
And got steadily worse.
But I don’t want to dwell on it. I will just say that MPS is a lucky fucker that I didn’t stab him in the eye with a fork while he slept. Cause that […]
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HOT DA-YMN!!!
It is freaking hot. More than sweaty breasticles, my lovelies, I am glowing all over the shop. Wipin’ up my glow with a towel kinda hot.
It just hit 41c (105.8F) while I was driving the kids around to various sleepovers. Got the honour of meeting my bosses wife, lounging in the pool with a glass […]
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Today is Day of the Ninja.
I have been waiting for this day all year. December 5 is Day of the Ninja.
Ninja’s of the world unite!
I totally stole this from Raincoasters site. You don’t mind, do you Raincoaster? Anything to get the word out about the Ninjas. Cause the world needs more people running around with t-shirts on their […]
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Could we have a minutes silence please…….
For the bathroom Christmas tree.
*sob*
The inmates have revolted. And pissed me off royally.
They are all like ‘Ew I don’t want it scratching me’ and ‘I am sitting on it’ and shit. Well I suppose the shit is a fair point, but the smell would be masked by the pine freshness.
And people pay good money to […]
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Eventful day
Today I unearthed 17 boxes of Christmas decorations from the pits of hell the garage, lost a child, tried to saw the end off a Christmas tree with a butter knife stupid freaking blunt hand saw, found said child and kicked her arse gave her a stern talking to and then kicked her arse, revealed […]
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Introducing our latest edition to the family….
Amy.
Yeah, I know. But Boo looked at me, melted my heart and then decreed the bunny was to be called Amy.
Bastard. He knows how to melt my heart.
So Amy it is. And it suits her. Although it is so mainstream, so middle of the road, so normal. It works.
Freaky family with a mainstream bunneh. I […]
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Competition!!!!!
Whoo Hoo!! A competition at Magneto bold too!
Yeah baby!
Wadda we win?
Well, um, it’s like this…… nothing.
But you get to have the honour of naming the latest edition to the family.
(not one of the hordes of Emo teenagers that seem to have no home, I just call them Thing 1, Thing 2 etcetera etcetera….. except […]
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Will you do the fandango?
This is what greeted me this morning.
He had the stealth ninja moves goin’ on BIG TIME to do this sorta desctruction so quietly.
1st photo: After ramming the door open this is what was on the floor. His bookshelf is behind the door. Really need to go through his books! Under the door […]
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Blog fodder
A common phrase in this household is:
‘you are going to blog about this aren’t you’
my response ‘I fair am.’
Everything and everyone is fair game.
Once on a blog someone mentioned that if a man is right handed his left testicle will hang lower. And vice versa. Apparently there was a study or something (methinks […]
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