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Mosh!
We are freaky people.
But you knew that.
Do you know what this is?
It is a mosh pit.
As is our kitchen.
We have a galley kitchen. You get 5 people in one space. One mother in a silly mood. One call of MOSH! And you have teh awesome all over the kitchen.
Arms and legs and squeals of delight.
And […]
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Take me, please take me.
Remember this post?
Begging ya’ll to pack me in your suitcases to go to Blogher cause I was doing some serious nipple damage trying to smuggle myself over there?
Well some white hot awesome chicks have promised to take me along with them while they have fun. Redneck Mommy has even threatened to have her wicked way […]
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Hyped up on caffeine and shaking my arse. In yoga pants.
The day started badly.
MPS missed his bus, meaning I had to chase the bastard half way to the next town, putting me far behind schedule. The bastard being the bus. MPS was an arsehat. There is a difference.
The stupid rat fuck son of a bitch useless coffee machine decided to get all […]
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A Ninjariffic Mothers Day!
Some of you may remember back in December when I posted about Day of the Ninja.
When this Ninja
Broke into my house and tried to steal the tree formally known as The Bathroom Tree™ (see this post and this one to catch up on the whole Bathroom Tree saga. It was epic)
and then brought her […]
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You just lost the game.
Srsly. You did.
Text I just sent my girls at school.
‘The game? You lost it. Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa’
I can hear their screams from here.
Don’t know the game? Too bad, you are playing it even when you don’t realise it. And you lost it.
Sucker.
The game is like Fight Club. But awesomer. Cause you can sneak into your […]
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Bouncy castles and idiots at the Psychic festival.
I have been to psychics before. One was scarily good, others Meh.
My bestie and I used to share a bottle of red and do each others Tarot and Angel cards.
All a bit of fun and admittedly reading in the cards what we wanted to read. Perusing numerous books to get the ‘reading’ that […]
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The sorry tale of a little girl and Vodka/girls night out
Moo went to a party last night.
Moo drank some alcohol.
Moo is only 16 and has a rather delicate composition.
Moo has spent the day like this:
Because of this:
that she knows makes her vomit. But she still she did it.
Because she is a teen and she is stupid.
So today I made her life hell. No sympathy. Sending […]
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I’m having a sleepover!
Tonight I have a house full of teenagers. Lounging all over my furniture. Fossicking through my fridge. Tying up my phone line while texting, playing Guitar Hero III, MSNing, dancing around in their underwear….
And tomorrow night that will be me and my girl Boneblower (For fucks sake will you change that […]
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As the year draws to a close…..
……..I reflect on the year passed.
A Whoa Nelly Fuck-me-dead kinda year.
The year started badly. Really really badly.
And got steadily worse.
But I don’t want to dwell on it. I will just say that MPS is a lucky fucker that I didn’t stab him in the eye with a fork while he slept. Cause that […]
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HOT DA-YMN!!!
It is freaking hot. More than sweaty breasticles, my lovelies, I am glowing all over the shop. Wipin’ up my glow with a towel kinda hot.
It just hit 41c (105.8F) while I was driving the kids around to various sleepovers. Got the honour of meeting my bosses wife, lounging in the pool with a glass […]
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