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Biz Cas Fri
Courtesy of Homestar Runner. Awesome.
Friday.
The traditional ‘Casual Friday’. Usually reserved for the upper management wankers wandering around in their designer jeans trying to act ‘hip’ and ‘cool’ and a source of merriment for the rest of us watching them try to look nonchalant in their pressed denim.
I have never been one to partake in the […]
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Damn life.
It is getting in the way of my online time.
My house smells like a bunneh took like a bajillion craps and a kid used his bedding as a toilet. Well that would be cause they did.
These humans I inhabit this house with keep looking at me and wanting to converse and shit.
Can’t I just tweet […]
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Better than sex.
Oh yes people, the name of the brownie I made today was Better Than Sex brownie.
And there is a reason I was compelled to make this. It is a message to MPS.
Yes, my dear husband, I am resorting to baking to get my message across.
I know you have been working long hours, I know […]
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Update on sleep and apologies.
BooYah!
Last night I had 8 hours and 20 minutes sleep. I am physically swooning at the thought of it.
That’s FIVE HUNDRED minutes sleep.
*swoon*
MPS ended up sitting with Boo for me. Got him in his bed at 9pm.
The kid was asleep by 9.15pm.
Bastard.
I asked MPS if he farted in there, therefore knocking the kid […]
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I slept the sleep of the dead.
And so did Boo.
I think…..
I slept so hard that:
I didn’t hear MPS snoring.
The doona was still tucked in when I woke.
I had an imprint of the crease in the pillowcase on my face for a freaking HOUR after I got up.
My ear was asleep.
That when the alarm went off I thought the light was on […]
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Eventful day
Today I unearthed 17 boxes of Christmas decorations from the pits of hell the garage, lost a child, tried to saw the end off a Christmas tree with a butter knife stupid freaking blunt hand saw, found said child and kicked her arse gave her a stern talking to and then kicked her arse, revealed […]
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T’is the season
Screaming children, frazzled parents, slow walking pensioners with bags full of change, punch ups in the carpark…..
Yes, the Christmas spirit is alive and well at my local shopping centre (mall).
Today I started my Christmas shopping. Usually I am almost finished by now. But nooo this year I am totally disorganised.
So I dragged my […]
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There is a MONSTER in my yard!
yeah, so I get home. I nick outside to get the washing off the line and I am greeted by this MONSTER at my laundry door (gotta learn to not got out that freaking door, perhaps HE left the handprints on the fence?)
I screamed like the big girly city chick that I am and high […]
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Garcon???
Today we went out to lunch.
At a restaurant that didn’t ask if you wanted fries with that. Well, they asked if we wanted garlic bread and if they didn’t the sign said that they would give it to us for free.
But it had cutlery and shit. So as restauranty as we Magneto Bolds get […]
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Boo has been sleeping through the night….
….. so I took him to the doctors.
As you do.
He has been having real conversations with us and trying new foods.
So I asked for an emergency appointment.
He has been obeying instructions without it been written down in a social story and laughing uncontrollably in that fabulous kid cacking themselves gaffaw.
I rang work and told them […]
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