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‘Pay it forward’ winner review THE HOTFESSIONAL
I had plans.
Plans of total humiliation. Of biblical proportions.
To totally tear apart The Hotfessionals blog and have her runnin’ to her mama. Or at least to the nearest bottle.
And sit here smugly smiling ‘I told you so’.
But I couldn’t do it.
Days of trawling through her archives to find some dirt. Or at […]
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I am such a blog whore
And today I was wearing the boots to prove it.
Knee high, bow-to-me-or-I-will-whip-you, black boots.
Yeah baby, the biatch is back and she doesn’t give a shit if her toe is, to quote the kewl kids ‘caning’. The boots are fabulous.
Anyway, the blog whore thing.
I am whining and bitching about teens at Dawns place, Alex Year […]
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Paying it forward and blinging up da house.
OK, my lovelies today is a lurve fest.
Today I gotz me heaps of bling to fling and a little sharing the warm fuzzies.
My girl Meg at Dipping into the Blogpond, bestowed me a freaking AWESOME gift, on my birthday no less, of 500 Entrecard credits in her Pay it Forward post.
And now it is my […]
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Rule 34 and Clinkers
Before I was a blogger Moo and Too introduced me to Rule 34 of the internet.
Rule 34 states that ‘If it exists there is p0rn of it’
Rule 35 is ‘If no p0rn is found of it, it will be created’
And fuck me dead, they are right.
Going through my freakazoid searches, 90% of them are p0rn […]
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I gotz me some happy.
Courtesy of my lovelies.
My first happy comes from Ree, my lickable Hotfessional you can read how much she loves me here. No money changed hands. Ree nominated my post ‘Today I learnt a valuable lesson‘ for a perfect post award.
So a perfect post for being a stupid bint and not backing up my blog.
Now […]
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….and the madness begins
as well as the countdown back to school.
Today I am off to empty my bank accounts at 2 different schools. School fees, course fees and books.
I actually have no idea what I am up for, especially seeing Moo is in VCE this year and taking all the expensive brainiac best subjects to ensure […]
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I’m having a sleepover!
Tonight I have a house full of teenagers. Lounging all over my furniture. Fossicking through my fridge. Tying up my phone line while texting, playing Guitar Hero III, MSNing, dancing around in their underwear….
And tomorrow night that will be me and my girl Boneblower (For fucks sake will you change that […]
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It’s all about you…
But really it is all about me.
So before I start with the linky lovin’ I will tell you a tale.
A tale about the poor fucker that came to my door a little while ago……
I smelt him before he even got to the door. Swimming in cheap cologne, the medallion around his neck […]
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The jig is up.
OK I’m back.
After painting the bathroom with hair dye dyeing my hair. I am back.
Sporting a mono brow, sideburns and a neck the lovely shade of bitter sweet chocolate brown. Yes that was the look I was aiming for thankyousomuchforasking. Just because my hair come out of the top knot while I was […]
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Welcome to my new digs!
Aren’t they purdy?
Doesn’t the Magneto Bold Too up there look like little blocks of chocolatey goodness that you could just lean in a smear all over your face?
Or is that just me…..
So thanks for coming over. And huge thanks to Snoskred for staying so calm while I went mad all her help over the […]
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