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Unlike the Bloggess, I will give you ninja.
Yeah, Jenny was all ‘I will give you ninjas’ and played it up all week.
Well it is Sunday and no freaking ninja.
And by the way, it is ninja. Not ninjas or ninji or those freaky hooded bastards that appear and eat all the guacamole, scare the bunneh and leave the toilet seat up.
Anyway, ninja and […]
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You know you are addicted to blogging when…
Hmmm…
MPS walked in with tulips and chocolate. I grabbed my phone and took photos BEFORE I said thankyou.
Moo turned to him and said ‘She is so blogging your good deed Dad!’ as I downloaded it via bluetooth…
See?
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MPS trying to convince me to buy him an iphone.
‘You could blog about it’
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Moo […]
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Is it cold in here? Or hot? Or cold?
This morning I went to the doctors.
Every freaking doctor in known universe has been booked out for days, and shit like NOT BEING ABLE TO BREATHE and CHEST PAINS are apparently not that important.
So finally, I gotz me an appointment today.
I shuffled around some stuff at work so I could make the 9.10am appointment.
After dropping […]
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Take me drinking with you. I mean, to BlogHer.
Everywhere I look bloggers are bragging about meeting other bloggers and going to freaking BlogHer.
Biatches.
As I sit in my lounge room in the middle of freaking NO WHERE in Australia I get more and more bitter. And drunk. How am I going to achieve my dream of world domination with blogger block sucking out […]
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Lovin’ on my peeps
You guys say some funny shit. Sometimes people miss the hilarity that ensues in the comments. Especially if they don’t subscribe to comments or come back to read what you mad biatches have to say.
And that is a shame.
Cause some days I *snort* and *gaffaw* and *bwaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!* so hard I pee a […]
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Arsehats everywhere.
Such a wonderful word that. So descriptive. And man, they were some ugly arsed hats too. All bedazzled and shit.
Major Arsehattyness.
First arsehat of the day would be MPS. Late for the fucking bus again. Throwing my whole day out of whack when I have to chase a fucking bus almost […]
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A bit of housekeeping. Or not. But a whole lotta blogrolling.
You know when you go to a conference or some such and the speaker gets up and says ‘Firstly the housekeeping’. I remember the first time I heard that I thought they were going to make us clean up shit, like in high school when the teachers got all cranky about the spit balls […]
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VOTE biatches!!!
OK my lovelies. I have some freaking funny people commenting on my blog.
Some days I have tears streaming down my face from some of the things you crazy biatches write.
You are all full of awesome and win. Srsly.
So get over there in my sidebar and vote for the funniest caption for Boo’s picture (see previous […]
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‘Pay it forward’ winner review THE HOTFESSIONAL
I had plans.
Plans of total humiliation. Of biblical proportions.
To totally tear apart The Hotfessionals blog and have her runnin’ to her mama. Or at least to the nearest bottle.
And sit here smugly smiling ‘I told you so’.
But I couldn’t do it.
Days of trawling through her archives to find some dirt. Or at […]
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I am such a blog whore
And today I was wearing the boots to prove it.
Knee high, bow-to-me-or-I-will-whip-you, black boots.
Yeah baby, the biatch is back and she doesn’t give a shit if her toe is, to quote the kewl kids ‘caning’. The boots are fabulous.
Anyway, the blog whore thing.
I am whining and bitching about teens at Dawns place, Alex Year […]
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