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Getting back in the saddle
I am totally out of practice.
For the first six months of this blog I posted every single freaking day.
Sat down, brain dumped and hit publish.
Now I sit here thinking and fretting and wondering if what I have to say is good enough. Will people read it, will my lovelies like what I have to say.
Will […]
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Dont you hate it when..
You are writing a post in your head standing in line at the supermarket. And you are *gaffawing* cause you are cracking your own shit up, cause it is that funny, and everyone in the line is looking at you like you are the insane woman that is, at any moment, gunna shove her hand […]
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Damn life.
It is getting in the way of my online time.
My house smells like a bunneh took like a bajillion craps and a kid used his bedding as a toilet. Well that would be cause they did.
These humans I inhabit this house with keep looking at me and wanting to converse and shit.
Can’t I just tweet […]
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Plurk, it sounds like vomit.
But it is not.
But I can’t help wanting to do the retching thang when I say it. And Plurking.
What fuck knuckle came up with the name. I mean, I could have totally come up with something better.
Apparently it means:
Plurk as stalkerati central: People + Lurk = Plurk
Plurk as an amalgam of Play + Work: Play-Work. […]
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outed
Don’t you hate it when you are sitting there minding your own business day dreaming in the middle of a meeting while people are all blah blah blah, smugly writing a blog post in your head about their arsehattiness and someone outs you as a blogger and destroys the whole in-your-head blog post?
It was an […]
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Buffer post to stop the madness.
Go and have a look at the previous post. There seems to be a competition on who will comment LAST. You guys are cracking my shit up and I am supposed to be doing serious stuff like mopping floors, cutting my toenails or contemplating my next victim.
I was planning on doing a post […]
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Unlike the Bloggess, I will give you ninja.
Yeah, Jenny was all ‘I will give you ninjas’ and played it up all week.
Well it is Sunday and no freaking ninja.
And by the way, it is ninja. Not ninjas or ninji or those freaky hooded bastards that appear and eat all the guacamole, scare the bunneh and leave the toilet seat up.
Anyway, ninja and […]
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You know you are addicted to blogging when…
Hmmm…
MPS walked in with tulips and chocolate. I grabbed my phone and took photos BEFORE I said thankyou.
Moo turned to him and said ‘She is so blogging your good deed Dad!’ as I downloaded it via bluetooth…
See?
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MPS trying to convince me to buy him an iphone.
‘You could blog about it’
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Moo […]
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Is it cold in here? Or hot? Or cold?
This morning I went to the doctors.
Every freaking doctor in known universe has been booked out for days, and shit like NOT BEING ABLE TO BREATHE and CHEST PAINS are apparently not that important.
So finally, I gotz me an appointment today.
I shuffled around some stuff at work so I could make the 9.10am appointment.
After dropping […]
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Take me drinking with you. I mean, to BlogHer.
Everywhere I look bloggers are bragging about meeting other bloggers and going to freaking BlogHer.
Biatches.
As I sit in my lounge room in the middle of freaking NO WHERE in Australia I get more and more bitter. And drunk. How am I going to achieve my dream of world domination with blogger block sucking out […]
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