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Random McRandomness. You want fries with that?
Whining to Ree about always being the 50 billionth commenter on her blog:
Ree: It’s not my fault you’re asleep when I post! And you’re not last, anyway.
Me: Yeah, I know, but I wanna be FIRST! I wanna be like those fucking idiots that go on the A list blogs - like […]
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Unlike the Bloggess, I will give you ninja.
Yeah, Jenny was all ‘I will give you ninjas’ and played it up all week.
Well it is Sunday and no freaking ninja.
And by the way, it is ninja. Not ninjas or ninji or those freaky hooded bastards that appear and eat all the guacamole, scare the bunneh and leave the toilet seat up.
Anyway, ninja and […]
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Interesting.
I sent this email to my daddy
hi my daddy,
yeah still feel like crap, I can come over and share if you like.
Got some nice projectile sneezing going on we can have a competition! Who can sneeze the furthest and annoy Mum the most.
my email mother wagged its finger and said […]
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So tired…
Morning, or afternoon or evening or whatever the fuck it is right now I don’t freaking care.
I am just so tired.
Not normal tired, that every-single-inch-of-my-body-is-screaming-out-in-tiredyness freaking tired.
Even my hair is tired. It is all ‘I couldn’t be bothered staying styled and what was that? We are supposed to be straight today? Sorry […]
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Movie Night!
Well technically it is not a ‘movie’ but season 1 of a series. But Watching-some-of-a-season-of-a-TV-show Night just doesn’t have the same ring to it doncha think?
We are stocked up on munchies, Boo had a sleep during the day while I was at work (rat-fuck-son-of-a-bitch) so it is gunna be a late night anyway… so after […]
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Randomness on drugs
Sucky day.
Major suckage.
Red Light district suckage I’m telling ya.
I woulda made a freaking fortune.
Blowing up the blog, Boo insisting on me singing every. freaking. word in a particular key. B flat seems to be a favourite. MPS home dying from a fucking cold.
And I kicked the tyre of the car trying to get the shopping […]
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Miscellaneous. Now with added SHOE BLING!!!
Yeah, you know that Lent thing?
I haven’t watched Neighbours. Or punched MPS in the testicles. Yay me.
But my middle finger has had a bit of a workout. I think I pulled a muscle.
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Bossy says to embrace the inner curl. My straightener would be the first thing I would save in […]
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Give up your seat on the bus for the old lady.
It’s official. I am old.
I am an old person. Need to start shopping in the old ladies underwear section. Big, brown, neck to knee babies.
* The other day I paid for the pain of a zygote ripping the hair out of my eyebrows. I inquired whether […]
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