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Today is the best day of the year.
Like Christmas, my birthday and that time that I got those freaking awesome kick arse shoes for $100 off while the feral beside me was stupefied and horrified and a-whole-lotta-fied at my cartwheels in the store aisle, all rolled into one.
Today, my lovelies, is Day of the Ninja.
All […]
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My day. Cause I really really couldn’t be bothered thinking up a witty or bizarre title for a post about what I ate for lunch.
Vanilla yogurt and a banana.
The End.
OK OK! Come back!
I had a coffee too.
Boom Tish…
*crickets*
OK. A post of sorts *snort*
At work I set myself targets. There are the normal workload targets, the try and humiliate arsehats and squash them like a bug with the least amount of effort (last week I totally outdid myself annhiliating one […]
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He can throw cars. I wanna throw cars.
It came as a surprise to my Plurk friends that I have never seen X-Men.
I had no idea there was a character called Magneto.
And the dude can throw cars.
Awesome.
As I already have the superpowers of awesome awesomeness, fabulously fabulousing and bug killing deflecto boobies, I guess it would be greedy to want to be […]
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Sad.
Why are you sad Kelley?
I dunno. I just am.
Is it this or this or this or this?
Nope. That is no different to yesterday, and yesterday I wasn’t sad.
Could it be the fact that you haven’t slept in days? Or perhaps that you were stupid enough to go clothes shopping and nothing would fit your fat […]
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Dammit. I knew there was something missing from Boo’s party. And keeping with the tradition of freakishly long blog post titles, something about Christmas too.
Ninja Freaking Clowns.
Awesome.
Thanks to Mindy and Jenny over at Good Mom / Bad Mom.
I still don’t know who is who but they should totally put me on the payroll as Freaking Awesome Ninja Mum.
On an unrelated note, but tying in with the theme of Freaking Awesome Ninja Mum, right now, hiding in my laundry […]
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Glad he ain’t my president and the voices and I had another meeting. Sans donuts. Dammit!
Cause I don’t want no damn puppy.
I am holding out for a unicorn.
Kevin? Kevin? Where is my purdy unicorn, fucker?
And in other news The Voices™ and I had another meeting (donut shop was closed) where we told each other how freaking awesome we are, me being the Grand PooBah of the Awesomeness, made a secret […]
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Do they come as a pendant? Or I could always lick one of those lamps that have magical powers…
MPS went and got some hot chips from the Fish and Chip shop to go with the meat I had cooking in the crockpot cause I couldn’t be fucked was too busy to cook anything to go with it.
Apparently there was salad too. Meh.
After eating only the hot chippy goodness a healthy well balanced meal […]
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Dirty little secret.
Today I spent the day bleaching the grout of the tiles in the kitchen. Not a secret, but a dirty job. And a very adult thing to do, something that reflects my age.
Like the loads of washing and bathroom cleaning, grocery shopping, being nice to people that I really don’t care for, sorting bills. Adult […]
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Bathing with a bloggers husband. Not likely.
No news on the applying-for-my-position-that-has-been-reclassified-and-every-other-bastard-wanting-a-piece-of-my-awesome-job front.
Fuckers.
Every day I go in dressed in fabulousness expecting an interview and they haven’t even shortlisted yet.
Fuckity Fuckers.
In other news:
Ewwwwww
Googler found this post. A post where I whine about my mother, post a pic of my girl Jenny and make my husband faint at my awesomeness. Interesting… and *vomit*. I […]
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