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I just got my period.
Aunt Flo.
Riding the crimson tide.
You know the drill.
I have been ready to cut a bitch all day, craving chocolate and bacon and who is the motherfuckersonofabitch that ate all the potato chips?
Oh. That would be me.
A little known fact about your hostess of awesomeness, I have a little condition called PCOS, [...]

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Madness. Banana phone.

Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God
Oh how I wish I was saying this in pleasure…
Madness has descended and it smells like chocolate. Oh wait, that would be me. Chocolate has caffeine in it right? And smeared all [...]

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Hello Kitty. Well, Hello Kitty!!

I am not sure how it happened. What I was doing or where I was supposed to be. I think I was Stumbling or just mindlessly surfing or feeling masochistic and looking for a Hello Kitty icepick to repeatedly stab myself in the eye with but I came across this:

And thought. What [...]