Bathing with a bloggers husband. Not likely.
No news on the applying-for-my-position-that-has-been-reclassified-and-every-other-bastard-wanting-a-piece-of-my-awesome-job front.
Fuckers.
Every day I go in dressed in fabulousness expecting an interview and they haven’t even shortlisted yet.
Fuckity Fuckers.
In other news:
Ewwwwww
Googler found this post. A post where I whine about my mother, post a pic of my girl Jenny and make my husband faint at my awesomeness. Interesting… and *vomit*. I guess that counts for the second search.
Now I am off to eat my body weight in chocolate get drunk tend to my broken child get drunk do some housework visit your blogs.
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32 Responses to “Bathing with a bloggers husband. Not likely.”
October 7th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
…methinks Dooce’s hubby has a guilty secret and is trying to cover his tracks…
or some monkey can’t spell douche.
October 7th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Wow, creepy search…but “vomit sounds” is even better.
Always remember…getting drunk, eating chocolate and reading blogs at the same time is so totally accomplishable…even NECESSARY sometimes to come up with awesome new words like accomplishable
*clink*
xo
October 7th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
um. i wouldn’t bathe with him either.
October 7th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I still think my gerbera urine search still wins! LOL!
October 7th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Ewww, vomit sounds, nice for the profile yes yes?
October 7th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
ewww on both counts (and fifi’s!)
October 7th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I wonder about people sometimes. Are they the same ones you stand in line behind at the grocery store???
October 7th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Vomit douche? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, fuck me.
October 7th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Ewww.
Got to love those search terms (or not).
October 7th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Ha! Can’t stop giggling.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Vomit sounds? Really? I want to know more about that one.
October 7th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
the getting drunk bit sounds good
October 7th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Fingers crossed for you babe on the job front.
October 7th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
OK, so that’s weird… my recent strangest search phrase is “girlfriend training punishment.” Sounds sadistic. I wonder if they found what they were looking for?
Good luck with the job!!
October 8th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Yes, but can you take a bath while eating chocolate and getting drunk. *That* would be impressive.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Maybe it’s just me, but I’d take the vomit search over dooche any day.
October 8th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Hang in there! At least youlook great, right?
Eww to the searches…
October 8th, 2008 at 4:02 am
They are keeping you hanging on far more than is necessary. Bastards.
(I’m talking about the job not the anticipation of the husband douche).
October 8th, 2008 at 5:51 am
Oy. There really are some creepy folk out there.
October 8th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Sometimes for this very reason, I’m afraid to even look at my Google Analytics. It’s further confirmation of the seriously fucked up people out there! *lol*
October 8th, 2008 at 7:06 am
Aren’t vomit sounds universal?! How many different kinds can there be?!
October 8th, 2008 at 7:44 am
I didn’t bathe with him, honestly!
Not yet anyway.
Vomit sounds? Girl, you got some perverts visiting here huh?
Excluding me of course
October 8th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Ahhh, I see the Wall Street
WankersBankers have been searching online again.October 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
I love search terms. They can be more entertaining than posts.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:48 am
i’ve never bathed with a blogger’s husband, but i’ve TOTALLY showered with a blogger. all naked. for real. believe.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Eeeiiiiwwww. lol
October 9th, 2008 at 5:19 am
Pretty sure I just threw up in my mouth at that search term. Like a lot.
October 9th, 2008 at 6:39 am
It looks like only one person is hoping to bathe with him, which gives me hope.
I can also think of several circumstances under which a recording of “vomit sounds” might be useful.
October 9th, 2008 at 6:57 am
You attract all sorts, don’t you? You ARE after all, a pron star. Prawn star? Mmmm. Shrimp.
October 9th, 2008 at 8:07 am
EWW… is right. Just goes to show you can google anything. LOL
October 9th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Hmm.. some of my searches can top that.. hahah..Xbox’s comment is classic..
October 9th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Some of the search terms for my blog make me hope that I never, never meet the people who googled them.
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