That kid will go far in life…
Today Boo got his grade for a report he did at school.
The teacher was most impressed, read fucking flabbergasted, at his in depth knowledge on the topic.
They had to pick a country, write about it and do a presentation for the class.
And, as you all know, Boo is an Israeli Frenchman with an American accent. So Boo picked Israel.
Boo received an A for his report. Which I had to admit to the poor teacher was a word for word recap of this:
From his favourite website of the minute Taglit Birthright Israel.
And if she let him go further in depth, instead of being stunned at his knowledge that the chief agricultural export of Israel is maize and that he can actually speak in Hebrew, he would have told her that the Nazi’s had their faces melted off by Indiana Jones finding Noah’s Ark thus ending WW2.
And the kid was pissed.
He wanted a B+
Oh, and I discovered where the weird words he has been saying came from. MPS found the website open on his computer, a website on how to swear in different languages.
Yep. That kid will go far…
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33 Responses to “That kid will go far in life…”
September 18th, 2008 at 11:02 am
That kid is my hero!
I am going to have some freakin fun with that site!!!
give him a noogie and tell him he is awesome!
September 18th, 2008 at 11:14 am
I am in so much shit because my flatmate’s daughter keeps saying ’svinja’
I should never be left to play with the kiddies.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Might he be in need of an 11 year old friend? I can ship my kid off as soon as you give the go!
September 18th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Sweet, I’ve always needed to swear in Maltese. I’ll teach those little bastard dogs. The letter ‘B’ does have a much nicer shape, I’ll give Boo that.
September 18th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Resourceful kid! I love the internet. That’s where I learned to do the sex.
September 18th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
When my kids and I lived in the eastern suburbs here in Adelaide they learnt to swear in Italian. Then we moved to the western suburbs and they learnt to swear in Greek. My grandchildren swear in Indonesian, German and Spanish. Me? I don’t swear at all.
Boo is such a resourceful one. I can’t find stuff like that on the internet.
September 18th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Israel is otherwise known as Narnia? That video is hysterical!
Tell him next time he picks Israel I’ll give him the inside scoop :).
September 18th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
I love everything about that video. But my favorite is that it’s the 50th state of the United States! Teh awesome!
And I once read a book called “Pick Up Lines In Every Language”. I really, REALLY hope no one thinks that’s a serious book. Although, I would totally love to tag along with someone who only knows how to say “I thought you said you were a woman.” in Polish.
September 18th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Weirdly related, the first sentence I learned to say in Dutch was ‘Mijn vrouw is gestorven’.
I got laaaaid.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Oh now that is impressive.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Wait. Sorry. How old is this genius kid??
September 19th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Yup, the kid is brilliant! Please tell him thank you for me for recommending that site, it will provide me with hours of fun!
September 19th, 2008 at 12:33 am
That. Was. AWESOME!
September 19th, 2008 at 2:44 am
Excellent. I needed some new words to use.
September 19th, 2008 at 3:33 am
that. is. freakin. hysterical.
boo is totally my hero.
September 19th, 2008 at 5:16 am
Educational as well as funny. Like it. I’m learning and laughing in bite-sized chunks - your blog is like the web equivalent of sesame street.
(That’s a compliment).
September 19th, 2008 at 6:31 am
Oh, Kel, Boo really does keep it interesting. Too funny!
September 19th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Love it.
Thank Boo for the site. Will pass it on to fellow homeschoolers.
September 19th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Your son amazes me … kinda scares me a little, but mostly amazement combo’d with amusement
September 19th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Feral Beast said to thank Boo for the link, he’s off to broaden his LOTE horizons
September 19th, 2008 at 11:44 am
What a hysterical video and FANTASTIC website! I think Boo needs to hire himself out to locate bodacious stuff like this on the web…I bookmarked that puppy real quick!
September 19th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
LOL…geeeezus, where was he when I was in school? I could’ve definitely used his help!
Now that boy is a genius
September 20th, 2008 at 2:06 am
That video rules. I’ve never seen Israel described better.
September 20th, 2008 at 3:28 am
If the kid is anything, he is resourceful.
September 20th, 2008 at 6:08 am
That was pee yer pants hysterical me fiesty pirate wench.
September 20th, 2008 at 6:15 am
He’s a genius. Flat out, genius.
September 20th, 2008 at 8:28 am
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September 20th, 2008 at 11:41 am
My favorite part of the internet is being able to look up swear words in other languages.
September 20th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Your kid? Brilliant and resourceful. Love it!
September 20th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Ummm…. awesome kid. You are so in trouble. He really knows what is going on. And that swearing site…. yeah, I spent a full 30 minutes on. ;0
September 20th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Wow! Great Kid! Love your blog! Thought I’d say Hi!
September 21st, 2008 at 7:23 am
Gonna have to check out this website, it could come in handy when I’m having a meltdown at work…LOL
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 am
LOL, Oh Boo, you crack me up!
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