Where my lasers at?
Today when I walked into work I saw my co-workers standing around sniggering. Looking very suspicious. Especially when they all stopped talking when I walked over to see what the fuck was going on.
‘What’s up?’ I demanded innocently asked.
‘Oh, nothing’ sniggered coffee bitch my boss.
‘You see what I am wearing?’ I threatened while pointing to my kick arse heels ‘You want to tempt me?’
‘It was her idea!’ pussy coffee bitch cowered.
Apparently they are trying to organise a Croc wearing day to see if they can actually make my head explode.
Ooooh the sniggers and gaffaws.
My eyes narrowed. My eyebrow cocked.
‘You do realise that after I annihilate you, I will put in a complaint for harassment and bullying, right?’
Fuckers trying to mess with me.
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My bedroom smells like Easter.
Yes, I still have Easter chocolate. I hid it in my room and forgot about it till I woke the other morning smelling Easter and finding a tiny terrorist covered in brown. Thankfully it was chocolate.
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Boo found this:
and is now drawing this:
at every opportunity.
Bad arse Tubbies.
And I am taking the laptop with me to the bathroom lest he stumble across something worse. And no, Mr Boo’s school Vice Principal, I don’t allow him to watch that fucking movie. Sheesh.
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We are beside ourselves with excitement of the release of StrongBads Cool Game for Attractive People on the Wii.
DUUUUUUUDE! This family has been Homestar Runner IN-FUCKING-SANE for years. We have the tshirts, the figurines, the DVD’s and Kick the Cheat.
We break out singing this:
at the dinner table, in the car, in the middle of the supermarket. If people stare we are all ‘Whaaaaaat?’ and then crack our own shit up.
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Liaising with the technical specialists today about devising a new database for their documents and files. A: ‘Great idea Kel! Let me know what you need’
Get an email 5 minutes later from someone in our Sydney office ‘A started one about 6 months ago, ask him about it’
Send email to A ‘ Duuuuuuude! Read email below and tell me why I shouldn’t rip you a new arse, dickhead’
A ‘Oops. Sorry. See it is a good idea!’
*shakes head and wonders why nothing gets finished*
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Boo had to pick an Olympian to do an assignment about.
He picked from the list of names.
He picked this guy:
He is an Australian boxer. His name is Brad Pitt.
So Boo googled his name and is doing a poster about this guy:
The teacher doesn’t have the heart to tell him he is wrong.
Might hang it on my bedroom wall. Just supporting my boys art of course… rawr.
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39 Responses to “Where my lasers at?”
August 8th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Mmm, Brad Pitt. Mmm, chocolate.
You see where I’m going with this?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Brad Pitt is disgusting. Besides, he’s banging Angelina, which I thing is a violation of the Pure Food Act or something.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
BWAHAHAHHAAA! Awesome…all of it.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
That last part is hilarious! Although if I were the teacher I might consider correcting Boo. The second Brad Pitt is probably a bit scandalous to do a report on.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Boo’s teacher rocks.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
I love the poster. Tell Boo to count me in for the first viewing.
There’s an Olympian called Brad Pitt? Cool! I await the BBC commentators naff jokes on the subject when Australian team come out in the opening ceremony. It’s currently on Lao People’s Democratic Republic. (Is it bad I’ve never heard of there?)
August 9th, 2008 at 12:28 am
thinks a stiletto to the eye would be appropriate for a croc wearing day…
and I still have valentine candy in our kitchen cabinet…
August 9th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Hahaha! Too funny. I want a copy of that Brad Pitt poster.
August 9th, 2008 at 1:55 am
Brad Pitt. LOL.
August 9th, 2008 at 2:09 am
Mmmm Brad Pitt, dubious impregnation of his bird, see where I’m going with this?
August 9th, 2008 at 2:18 am
*lol* Brad Pitt
August 9th, 2008 at 3:09 am
Yeah, I’ll bet you’d like to check out Brad Pitt’s boxers! ha ha ha
You know…Easter Bunny abuse is not a laughing matter! I’m reporting it to the Ministry of Chocolate Abuse…
And everything else was damn funny…as usual!
August 9th, 2008 at 3:23 am
brad pitt? oh that boo! (and i’m really glad his teacher isn’t correcting him — that’s awesome!)
August 9th, 2008 at 4:00 am
hahaha. Love the Brad Pitt/Brad Pitt mixup.
August 9th, 2008 at 5:16 am
Aww bless Boo and his wee Pitt mix up!
RE in a nutshell is awesome! 
August 9th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Argh! I loath crocs. A bunch of woman at my work wear them and its all I can to do NOT tackle them and burn their rubbery little feet with a torch! They should be banned from work places….no, no they should just be banned. Period.
August 9th, 2008 at 6:05 am
teehee; can’t wait to send you the lovely pics of me and my hubby’s faux-croc clad feet from the beach…..tehee
August 9th, 2008 at 6:05 am
You are being featured on Five Star Friday:
http://www.fivestarfriday.com/2008/08/five-star-friday-edition-18.html
August 9th, 2008 at 6:42 am
OK, I JUST jumped on the croc bandwagon..I always had the flip flops but just got the mary janes..I lOVE THEM.. I wore them to work..i have daisy’s stuck in them.. SHUT UP…
Brad Pitt and Chocolate…hmmmm just through in a Clooney and some Coffee and we’re all set.
August 9th, 2008 at 7:16 am
A few years ago it was Uggs now its Crocs. What is it with bad, but comfortable (allegedly never tried either), footware? Time to take them in hand Kelley.
August 9th, 2008 at 9:42 am
the Sarf Effricans wore crocs in the Olympics parade at the Olympics Opening Ceremony
August 9th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I own Crocs. *hangs head in shame* I can’t help myself. At least they’re the flip-flop kind that don’t look as fug.
But yes, I still suck.
At least I have a big rack so most people are busy staring at that instead of at my feet …
August 9th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I just finished my chocolate bunny stash that was in my desk at work. Sniff.
And I love Boo’s drawing!
August 9th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I dunno where to start!! That poster of Pitt is just.. Gratuitous. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I admit to not surviving ’til the end of that video. The squeaky voices.. I’ll be hearing them in my head for years..
August 9th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Hi Kel,
look, see, I commented!
Where do I queue for the whippin?
Cheers, Andrew
August 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
How much do I love you for having Kick the Cheat!? That has to be my daughter’s fav. stuffed animal
I nearly spit goldfish crackers when I saw the “flashback” and “present”
August 9th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Read the whole post without eating so that I wouldn’t choke while laughing, now my chips are cold. Have to go all the way to the cold kitchen (4 steps) to zap them in the mikeywave…
August 9th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
You can’t go wrong with either of the Brad Pitts, in my opinion.
Remind me to pray that my son doesn’t discover Resident Evil. Pokemon is messing him up enough right now, and they don’t even kill anyone.
August 9th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Brad Pitt?
That’s Gold.
August 9th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Gold? an Aussie boxer…?
hahahaha….yeah, likely…
August 10th, 2008 at 1:05 am
Sorry but Crocs are the best theme park shoes.
August 10th, 2008 at 1:59 am
Kelley, so where are they? I know I’m late getting up, I’m groggy from the pain pills, but I ain’t THAT groggy. Your BEWBS are missing!!
August 10th, 2008 at 2:59 am
I actually pictured you exploding at the sight of an office full of crocs …
August 10th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I are sorry, but I caved yesterday and bought myself some fluffy crocs as slippers for round the house. And they are Wonderful. Warm and waterproof eough for me to hose boys off in the shower with them on my feet
August 10th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
TJ picked Michael Diamond (the shooter) - kept finding info about Mike D (the rapper)
August 10th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
I am happy to give poor nekkid bunneh a home…….
my easter goodies last like one day.
August 10th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Hahaha! That is hilarious about Brad Pitt. The teacher does sound pretty awesome, though, not having the heart to correct him and I too would definitely put that poster up in the bedroom!
August 12th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Ooooo a trampoline room …
*bounce* said Tigger
August 12th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
What Project Runway’s Tim Gunn had to say about Crocs in a Time magazine interview in July:
“I mean, the Croc - it looks like a plastic hoof. How can you take that seriously?”
By the way, hi - first visit here, found you by way of Mama on the Edge.
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