Take me, please take me.
Remember this post?
Begging ya’ll to pack me in your suitcases to go to Blogher cause I was doing some serious nipple damage trying to smuggle myself over there?
Well some white hot awesome chicks have promised to take me along with them while they have fun. Redneck Mommy has even threatened to have her wicked way with me. Which scares and pleases me all at the same time.
Some Aussie chicks had their own little get together recently, and the lovely Leigh took me along for the ride.
How fucking awesome is that! Flipping the bird and they still bought me a hot chocolate.
Feeling the love of the internetz people. I am feeling the lurve.
So this weekend in between ferrying around Damn Emos, peeling the psychotic Boo off the ceiling (OMFG what is WRONG with him lately! He has gone all Linda Blair on my arse) and trying to clear a path to the doors from the wall to wall school holiday disaster zone, I will be sending out the pics for my lovelies to take along to BlogHer with them.
Cause I know that these chicks are the super organised kind and have their bags practically packed, a plan for their families to cope without them, a freezer full of pre-planned meals and a set menu of nutritionally balanced meals and snacks. The house will be cleaned top to bottom before they leave and all the laundry up to date.
So they can just print out my pic, place it in a protective sleeve and place it with their important documents, repeat prescriptions and emergency medical kit.
Cause if it was me, 10 mins before I left I would chuck a bottle (or seven) of wine, some clean underwear, eighty five pairs of shoes, a bucketload of cash and my camera in a bag and the pic in the back pocket of my jeans. Oh and as the car is rolling out the driveway I would call to MPS that the takeaway flyers are somewhere in the vicinity of the left side of the house. Or the right.
But before I send out the pic, I need your help. Should I send my avatar, the chocolate nomming, eyes, or flipping the bird? Which pic represents me and my blog best? Which pic would not get my lovelies chucked out of some wonderfully informative session cause of the obscenity that they are sporting on their cup.
Boobage cup or coffee cup, I ain’t picky girls…
So far here is the list of chicks that I would personally kiss their shoes for making my BlogHer dreams come true.
- Alex Year Two (kaiseralex)
- Crunchy Carpets
- EveryDay Lunasea
- Geek Mommy
- Immoral Matriarch
- Meanwhile Back at the ranch
- Moosh in Indy
- Oh The Joys
- Plain Jane Mom
- Playgroups are no place for children
- Redneck Mommy
- Sarah and the Goon Squad
- Slouching Mom
- Stimey
- The Bloggess
- Toddler Planet (WhyMommy)
- Under The Arch
- Webteacher
- Vdog
- Classy Chaos
Oh, and fuck me sideways, I have misplaced (read probably accidentally deleted) my list of awesome lovelies that have pimped out my cause on their blogs even if they are not going. I mean that takes some serious dedication and lurve to do that. So chicks, email me PLEASE and I will pimp you out on my sidebar and sing your praises and add you to my list of Top Biatches That I Want To Get Blind Drunk With Wearing Fabulous Shoes.
Cause that is totally a compliment. Ree my Hotfessional wrote a post about me - gotta love Ree she is teh awesome. And hot, pink puffy hearts for my girl. My favourite biatch Huckdoll from Huckdolls hood is pimping me out big time. Oh how I heart her. And Lotus Sarcastic Mom (as opposed to me the Sarcastic freaking biatch) even chucked me on her sidebar even though she was pissed that I came up with the idea before her. I mean, she can talk her readers into doing ANYTHING for her so I am happy that she is supporting me.
And not setting her readers on a smiting Kelley frenzy. Or did she…..
So my lovelies. I set you a task. Tell me which pic I should send to BlogHer (avatar in top right corner, eyes halfway down left and flipping the bird this post), find me some more awesome biatches to add to the list or pimp my cause out on your blog.
Cause you know you love me. Even if 30 of you unsubbed in the last freaking week. I know you love me.
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34 Responses to “Take me, please take me.”
July 5th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Yeah, well, whatevz. I still don’t know what Blogher is. I mean, WTF?
I don’t own any Kelleylicious shoes, but I know how to drink. I love me some latte, and chocolate? Ha. I OWN chocolate.
July 5th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Flipping the bird. Definitely flipping the bird.
That picture made me splurk juice over my monitor. (In a good way.)
And I will pimp your cause on my blog. I’m just not promising a timescale, because me and schedules? We don’t get on.
July 5th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
I vote for the chocolate nomming eyes, you know , so you could keep an eye on the happenings.
That hot chocolate looks oh so scrummylicious.
July 5th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
I think the photo of you shaking your lovlies would be most appropriate.
It’s probably best to show us all the different pictures, though, just so we can make an informed decision. 
July 5th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Clearly, we need a photo of you in some of those fabulous shoes to choose from. I’m hoping to meet you at BlogHer–I won’t promise to get drunk with you, but maybe we could talk about the chocolate sources in SF. Or clean underwear. There’s always something interesting to discuss.
P.S. My shoes won’t be fabulous.
July 5th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
I vote the bird. Being as I’m already wearing a top with the word ‘fucking’ on it, I’d love to up my chances of getting banned. :p
July 5th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
A plan for my family to copy without me? I’m not going to be here, so it’s NOT MY PROBLEM. As long as everyone is alive and reasonably uninjured and happy when I get back, it will have been a success, according to me.
I’m ready to accept whatever photo you choose and will adhere it to something important to me. Like a beer bottle.
July 5th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Hah to what Maria said :).
Could you do doublesided? Bird on one side, avatar on the other? Because you really are such a multi-faceted woman … and your Blogher pals can choose the face they show depending on the context.
Classic Libra, I am. Decisions are not my forte…
July 5th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
*Sorry, I’m tired and babbling.*
Maybe you could send out different ones to different people. (Yay, more work for Kelley!) And then they have to try and swap with people who have different ones. Because if you don’t get photos with all the pics, you don’t get any Clinkers!
Or else I vote for the flipping the bird one.
(I just looked at the list, and oh my god there are some awesome bloggers on there.)
July 6th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Flipping the bird, for sure. Classic.
July 6th, 2008 at 12:24 am
I like Karen’s idea tbh… but if I can only choose one it’s gotta be the bird
July 6th, 2008 at 3:50 am
If it was me, or rather, if I had a vote that counted, I’d say ‘naked’. A naked picture. A picture sans clothing. No accoutrement. THAT kind of picture. And of course, should you choose to flip the bird in said naked picture, that’s entirely up to you.
July 6th, 2008 at 4:45 am
Hrm, tough one. I think you need to take an uberspecial exclusive “Blogher” pic for the pockets of the women taking you along.
July 6th, 2008 at 5:36 am
Flippin the bird. Hellz yeah.
July 6th, 2008 at 5:40 am
Oh wow, that’s awesome!
July 6th, 2008 at 7:15 am
I’m still in the dark about BlogHer and think I will happily remain there.
However you are teh awesome and they should take the flipping the bird pic.
… and I just tried to click through the link to “Playgroups are no place for children” blog. The .com in the link is missing the m on the end - so the link doesn’t work.
July 6th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I would take you if I was going.
July 6th, 2008 at 10:45 am
So glad to be taking you! I was hoping to get you up close and personal in the sessions…put you right there in front! lol
July 6th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I vote for the “one-fingered salute.” It’s hawt.
July 6th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I pick the eyes, but y’know, I always pick the eyes.
July 6th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Keep it real, flip the bird. You know you wanna.
July 6th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
The bird’s the word.
July 6th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
boobies
July 6th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Flipping the bird FTW!
Will be taking you to high tea soon with the girls, flipping the bird..you will look beautiful!
July 6th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
I like the eyes….the bird flip is rather broad (no pun intended)….the eyes will make people very curious about you and feed your luv fuel with more hits…I’d bet on it…the eyes….
I’ll actually be in SF but not going to Blogher…can I still take you with me?
July 7th, 2008 at 5:18 am
You forgot me… I am taking you.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:54 am
The flipping the bird pic.
I’d take you but my travel plans have been cancelled for the next 100 years.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Send everything to me. I’m so tempted to put you on a tshirt - but I don’t tend to wear tshirts…. hm… panties perhaps? oh wait.. I don’t tend to ….
July 7th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
You had me at “Biatches I Want To Get Blind Drunk With Wearing Fabulous Shoes”.
July 7th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
One way or another, (damn there’s that song again), she’s gonna get there…
July 7th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
The avatar is a nicer photo of you than the one flipping the bird. The eyes would be my second choice..
July 8th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Show us your boobs!
Ooh. Sorry. I’m a little drunk. Whichever picture it is you need to email it to me because my work has officially blocked you for being a scoundrel and I don’t have a printer at home.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:33 am
THE BIRD!!! Then I can use you as a weapon!
Maybe I will put your pic on a stick and just hold it up when people piss me off!
July 11th, 2008 at 11:36 am
dearest, tell me what to do and i’ll take you to blogher…’cause i decided to go at the last moment…
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