Dont you hate it when..
You are writing a post in your head standing in line at the supermarket. And you are *gaffawing* cause you are cracking your own shit up, cause it is that funny, and everyone in the line is looking at you like you are the insane woman that is, at any moment, gunna shove her hand down the back of her pants and start flinging excrement around the shop?
But you are all ‘yeah bitaches, I am as funny as hell, just wait till you read this shit on my blog. You will snort a fucking steak out your nose’ (still waiting for someone to step up to that challenge yo)
Man I crack myself the hell up.
Then you get distracted by the shiny or the purdy shoes in a shop window or some feral in a pair of Ugg boots. You get home, unpack the groceries, clean the shit off the walls that your own little mad man has flung and then sit down to write this funny as shit, no funnier, post…
and you have totally forgotten what cracked you up.
Or it doesn’t look as funny written down.
Yeah. I hate that too…
psst, I am posting over at Aussie Bloggers today as well as making MPS’s birthday cake for tomorrow. Making it extra soft cause the elderly need soft foods right?
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31 Responses to “Dont you hate it when..”
June 18th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I hate that so bad! Only I write the best posts in my head while I am showering (my only alone time).
Then, I have to get out of the shower and fix whatever happened while I was writing my awesome post and then POOF, it is gone.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Always happens to me. Mostly it’s that I say something funny that doesn’t look nearly as funny written. Or worst is when my daughter reads my blog (she does quite often) and says, “Wait, that was supposed to be funny?”
Also, my funniest things are things that I usually cannot say because the readers who lurk on my blog (family members) are the ones I want to talk about most.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
I ALWAYS get the perfect joke, punchline, comeback or put down…..
at 3 o’clock the next morning…. BAM! it explodes in my head with all it’s nasty ego smashing glory and I wake up and think…YEAH!! that would really have showed them..zzzzzzzzzzz
38years old and no bridges burnt, so I suppose that is well ok!!
June 18th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Dude! That happens to me so often that I’ve taken to carrying my backpack with me 24/7 so I can pull out a pen and scrap of paper so I can remember what the hell was so funny.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:08 am
That usually happens to me while sipping wine, and I write down a line or two and then can’t read my own writing the next day.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:13 am
You must spend a LOT of time in the supermarket…
June 19th, 2008 at 12:23 am
That’s never happened to me before. Usually I stare @ the computer screen for hours wondering what to type.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Oh my gosh…. that has TOTALLY happened to me. People stare. I laugh. I MUST look crazy.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:10 am
happens to me all the time. that’s when i invariably come home and write some boring ‘how my day went’ post.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:11 am
“You will snort a fucking steak out your nose”
Ew. I’m never going to eat a steak without thinking of you again!
June 19th, 2008 at 2:37 am
I already think of Kelley when I eat steak…for other reasons…
too fucking easy…
June 19th, 2008 at 3:38 am
i need to carry a pencil and paper around to right down the funnier’n’shit stuff my kids say. cuz 5 seconds later, i will have forgotten.
only problem with that? they don’t know i blog. i suspect carrying a notebook around might tip my hand.
i’m just sayin’
June 19th, 2008 at 3:47 am
At least once a week! I think my brain is where blog fodder goes to die
Dadisodes already recognizes that evil blog scheming grin
June 19th, 2008 at 4:37 am
I never remember anything….and I can never come up with anything good to say during an argument either. Like right now, I’d love to blister some asses around here because I’m more pissed off than I can say at everyone who is under this roof right now… but I know I’d be the one looking like an idiot.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:39 am
My posts just don’t seem as funny when I write them out. But I amuse myself and that’s all that really matters.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:59 am
I agree with Tranny Head… so many things I think of lose their funneh in the translation to a computer. I come up with good things once in a while, but when I’m good, I’m GOOD. (IMO anyway!)
June 19th, 2008 at 8:34 am
’tis a good thing I don’t strive for funny.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Well you opening paragraph was damn funny but I totally know what you mean, I space my genus posts all the time!
You can always write about poo flinging if all else fails! LOL!
June 19th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Ooooh look! Shiny! Pretty!
Huh? You were saying something about forgetting posts…?
More shiny pretties!
June 19th, 2008 at 9:52 am
I write beautiful posts in my head as I’m falling asleep at night. Do I get up to go blog? No. Is my blog worse off for that? HELL YES.
Note to self: have pad of paper by bed. The end.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
bugga.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
My best posts are during that half-awake insomniac window occasionally opened in my sleep pattern - I tickle myself…
June 19th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I have fantastic jokes and conversations in my head all the time, but the minute someone actually talks to me my brain packs up and flies itself to the moon, leaving me with a blank face and slowly twirling eyes. All that’s in my head is uh, uh, uh, what did you say? Then the person goes away and the wonderfully witty words come flying back in.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I never remember the funny bits when I actually get to sit down and write them!
June 19th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Same here. This also happens to me when I have a funny comment to post. Dammit!
June 20th, 2008 at 6:00 am
All. The. Time. But mostly ‘cuz it’s ‘cuz I smoke too much pot … what was I saying?
June 20th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Damn! I was so distracted by that post, i’ve forgotten what I was going to write!
Even if the one in your head was funnier, this one’s still a cracker!!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Doesn’t happen to me ‘cos I can never think of a bloody thing to write. Nothing funny anyway. Well, not to anyone else
June 21st, 2008 at 5:54 pm
*snorts*
June 21st, 2008 at 10:57 pm
I find myself laughing in inappropriate places all the time. Grocery Store, restaraunts, funerals; it can be a bother.
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:27 am
I TOTALLY hate that. Happens to me all the time. I actually write better if it’s off the cuff and nothing has been prepared in my head. And you ARE funny as hell, girlie!!!
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