Random McRandomness. You want fries with that?
Whining to Ree about always being the 50 billionth commenter on her blog:
Ree: It’s not my fault you’re asleep when I post! 
And you’re not last, anyway.
Me: Yeah, I know, but I wanna be FIRST! I wanna be like those fucking idiots that go on the A list blogs - like yours 
- and shout FIRST and that is all they say. Like they are a fucking hero or something for lucking out. And they go to their friends ‘Look how awesome I am’ and their friends are all ‘Ooooh you so cool’ and the rest of us are all ‘you fucking idiot’
Hmmm, might just cut and paste that as a blog post. *snigger*
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Boo: what is neurotic woman?
Me: *laugh*
Boo: Are you neurotic Mummy?
Me: *wiping away the tears* No, Boo.
Boo: Maybe one day you be!
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Moo: Bitch
Boo: Ass (said with his American accent, don’t know if I have shared but my boy is American. Oh and French.)
Moo: Bitch!
Boo: Ass
They are wetting themselves laughing. I am standing there boggling, my eyes rolling back in my head at the inappropriateness of it all. Well not really, but I could be. They don’t know that. Well, they do, but… oh never mind.
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Last night Boo set a record for sleeplessness.
He woke up yesterday. Yes, my internets, my boy woke at quarter to 12. Fifteen minutes before midnight.
So yesterday.
He spent the night watching ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ and I have hidden all my lingerie.
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So as a result of my sleepiness I raided the work snack machine in the canteen. I needed something crunchy. All my studying for Boo’s sensory issues revealed a rather useful little nugget that crunchy foods can help wake you. Or at least stimulate your body or somesuch. Whatevs. It was an excuse to get me some fatty potato chips. And a bottle of water.
Fuck knuckle from the mail room - friend of Mary’s I am sure - saw me making my purchases. ‘A second on the hips!’ she admonished. Well if she knew what ‘admonished’ meant. I seriously doubt it.
‘What, Fuck Knuckle? Did you mean to say ‘A second on the lips a lifetime on the hips’? Fuck off and leave me alone. I am sleepless and hormonal and I will kick you in the vagina if you get any closer, capisce?’
….is what I should have said. What I did say is ‘Thank God for that! I will buy two packets!’ and she wandered off perplexed. If she actually knew what perplexed meant…
But I didn’t buy two cause I didn’t have enough change that would be gluttonous like.
I skipped back to my desk, shoeless, sat down, took a photo of my feet. As you do…
and then bury my face into the crispy potato goodness nom nom nom delicately nibble on my snack whilst looking out the window
What my stupid rat fuck son of a bitch phone camera didn’t pick up is under that Golden Arch is a McCafe sign.
I spend my entire work day with the reminder of fresh hot coffee just above my monitor. Even if it is from MacDonald’s.
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I cannot tune in a television. If I go near a TV with ‘rabbit ears’ it hisses at me and goes off station. Same thing with the radio. If a radio is on and I stand near it, white noise.
I can jump up and down and dance and the fucking thing will go off station in time to my movements.
What the fuck is up with that? Alien probe? Or is it just my electric personality?
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I had a nightmare last night. About feet. Toes reaching out to me like fingers and touching my face.
Because of this:
(stolen from Steven Humour, a site I stumbled on from noticing he had visited)
this kinda shit is funny, oh so funny, in the cold hard light of day, but not when delirious from lack of sleep and the background noise of the night is ‘I am a sweet transvestite , from transexual, Transylvania’
Those are some kick arse shoes there Frankenfurter.
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185 Responses to “Random McRandomness. You want fries with that?”
May 20th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
FIRST…
Well, in my blogosphere baby, you’re the A list.
May 20th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Now If I yell out SECOND that will just look silly.
Especially as I haven’t yet discovered how to make comments yell… *sighs*
May 20th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Hmmmph. Not first.
But I did blog you…
And oddly enough, I find that eating crunchy food at 3am when I am on night shift helps me to stay awake - and now I know why! You are the font of all the knowledge that I don’t have.
May 20th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
I hope I’m not last!! I love the middle toe pic, where do you find this stuff?!
May 20th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
The “first” thing is most hilarious when the commenter screams FIRST!!!!! and then is actually like 15th. That is awesome!
May 20th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Dude, please to a post about people who write “FIRST!” because that would be funny as shit. I’m preemptively laughing about it, as if Fuck Knuckle even knows what preemptively means.
May 20th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
6th! Yay me! I’m 6th on an A - lister! WOOT!
Kel, there is this little green pill that I think you should meet. It will stop the feet dreams for, oh, about four hours… we used to use them alot in the medical wards…
May 20th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
bitch
*waits*
isn’t this an interactive game?
May 20th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I like 8. Its a round number that reminds me of potato chips. IGA have a special on at the moment which means I don’t even need a good excuse - and I don’t have one. Salt and Vinegar girl myself. I am afraid the magical M symbol would piss me off more because I have a problem with kids meals in this country and just because they have decided to pander of late doesn’t mean that they are in any way off the hook for introducing fries with f*ing everything. My child sleeps like a lamb. I wake myself up and can’t get back to sleep, how sucky is that? I hooked my sister onto blogging by a sweet sip of Ree, and my sister’s whole international following is because of comments she left on that site, so it don’t matter if you are first or last, you comment - they follow… By the way, someone who found her through there found me through comments I left on my sister’s blog - well, I have just sent her the link to your wifeliness post because its 3am where she is and she need to know where a pancreas is and to wave something in front of her husband’s face to prove her righteousness. Should I have spaced this comment? Random enough?
May 20th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
I got a visual of you needing to hide your lingerie from Boo. Cracked me up! Wait until it shows at a theatre near you. He will insist on dressing the part to attend. New obsession, don’t you just love it?
I have the same general kind of electrical field issues as you, but in my case, I cannot wear a watch. Well, I can, but it never keeps time.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
WTF are you ON? Whatever it is, can you box some up and send it to me? And while you’re at it, throw in some of that lingerie. Used is okay.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Don’t sell yourself short. You are *totally* neurotic.
PS. Cute shoes.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
12th - reminds me of a month I was born in. Sorry, couldn’t resist lameness.
I think I know that view. Lucky I am too busy to be a stalker. Fortunately I work away from all such temptation!
May 20th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
THIRTEEN!
And I had a whole bowl of wedges with sweet chili and sour cream for lunch. Now that is gluttonous like. But damn they were good.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:04 am
Yay! NOT FIRST. I rock.
I had a date come to my house once wearing a see-through plastic raincoat and black lipstick. Maybe I can dig up something similar for Boo.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:44 am
Do you kill watches too? My hubby does. Must wear mechanical watches only. And also cannot tune in a radio station.
And I can never be FIRST. Sometimes I wait. I want to keep up the appearance that I have a life outside of the blogosphere.
Feel free to come and yell FIRST in my comments though. Your chances are very good there.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:57 am
I totally agree on those “FIRST” bumholes!
What IS the shitting point?
I’m thinking that they don’t really have anything intelligent or worthwhile to say so the fucktards just randomly post which position they came in the “Worlds Biggest Mongtard” competition
Oh and 15th (16th, 17th or 18th… whatever) - meh!!
May 21st, 2008 at 1:39 am
Hey, that’s like trees and a street outside your window there. I thought Australia was beach on one side and vast barren wasteland on the other. I saw Road Warrior! And I don’t see a single damn kangaroo. What have they been teaching me here in the states?!
May 21st, 2008 at 1:50 am
I’m never first either. Ever. Example, I believe I’m like, 16th right now. It never gets better. I’m just slow, I guess.
Way to make me depressed, Kelley! And then, you go and show a picture of potato chips that look DELICIOUS and I don’t even think they sell that flavor here.
I’m depressed and craving chips I can never have.
Damn you!
PS: You’re the greatest.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:23 am
I’m 17th (if Sensitiva McFeelingsly got it right.)
And if Boo ever needs to learn to swear in French, tell him I can teach him. I know loads of swearwords in French… they are so much better than in English!
Potato Crisps look amazing!
May 21st, 2008 at 2:23 am
You just lost the game.
Am thinking of only ever commenting with that sentence. Does that mean I lost the game too, since I was THINKING about it?
May 21st, 2008 at 2:53 am
i’m cryin’ here. cryin’, i say!
after, of course, i sprayed my computer monitor with cinnamon dulce latte (non-fat, half-caf, with whip).
May 21st, 2008 at 3:00 am
ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
May 21st, 2008 at 3:19 am
“He spent the night watching ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ and I have hidden all my lingerie.”
About anyone else’s kid, that would sound creepy. About yours, one instantly understands.
May 21st, 2008 at 9:13 am
Love your random blog
gotta say those are damn hot shoes under the desk girl!
May 21st, 2008 at 9:46 am
Your REE conversation is hysterical. I HAVE been first on her comment section before but I SWEAR I actually commented!
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
May 21st, 2008 at 9:49 am
And I thought being inside MY head was scary!!!!
Don’t worry, I live in the same country as you and I’m always like comment number 152 or something on your blog.
As for those kettle chips - YUK!!! Too much crunch and not enough fat for my liking!!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 9:50 am
THose shoes are just freaking awesome. I want them.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:29 am
oh. and there is nothing — NOTHING! — like watching your two sons do a karaoke duet to “i’m a sweet transvestite …”
mother of the year i am.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:52 am
*snicker* Picturing Boo dressed up as Frankenfurter… except I’m surprised you’re worried about your lingerie, what about the SHOES????
I love RHPS. Especially Eddie/Meatloaf. Cos he reminds me of my own hubby, complete with sax…
May 21st, 2008 at 11:10 am
Those are like, THE best chips ever. We don’t have any food to buy at my work. We do however, have Fuck Knuckles. In abundance.
You are seriously random in the most random way. It’s like reading the crap running about in my head. Sometimes. Other times? I just think you’re nuts
May 21st, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Is it wrong to be jealous of Tim Curry’s legs, hips, waist,arse and wardrobe?
Waddyamean, I’m strange?!
May 21st, 2008 at 1:38 pm
deeleea: Arsehat list?
Frogpondsrock: Yeah, yelling second is rather ridiculous and arsehattery. Good thing you didn’t yell it then.
Gnometree: Font of knowledge. Magneto Bold font.
Mrs Schmitty: It is amazing what other people find for me to blatantly steal innit?
Greta: *snort* I LOVE that! And then everyone is all ‘Glad that wasn’t me’ and they are all slinking away stupid like.
Sunshine: You want me to do a whole post about it? Hmmm…
Tiff: There is a rather large bottle that has the same effect and much funner.
Bettina: ARSE! Cause I am all about the classier ‘arse’ than the more crass ass. Ooooh crass ass! *gaffaw* cracking myself up again here…
Jeanie: My brain hurts now.
Witchypoo: I have been to those midnight screenings where everyone dresses up and brings newspapers. Oh and I don’t wear a watch. Cause the party doesn’t start till I get there anyway. I am all Pink like that.
lceel: You will have to fight Boo for the lingerie. And to get the same effect as me try no sleep, it does wonders for the madness.
Jenny: They are more than cute, they are fucking gorgeous. Right? You like them right? And me. You like me cause you commented or are you just feeling sorry for me and coming here cause you are nice and don’t really like me and are really laughing with all your friends about how much of a loser I am….. like me? Please like me.
Joh: Moo told me not to post that pic. Now you are going to come and steal my shoes aren’t you?
Missy: Mmmmm wedges… as apposed to wedgies cause then I would be all ooow and not wanting the sweet chilli.
Ree: That would of been awesome! Did your parents heads explode? Cause that would have been so easy to wipe off the raincoat.
Jennifer: I will yell first anyway. Cause I am freaky like that, and my scorn for those people does not extend to myself. Cause I am awesome and can do what I like.
MrsFancyPants: Every day I get a new word from you. Mongtard. That is awesome.
VE: Calm down mate. The out back is OUT THE BACK, and the kangaroos are tethered up under the building so we can ride them home.
Sensitiva: Those chips were awesome. Nom nom nom.
Kath: Right now he is learning to swear in Hungarian. And watching Spongebob in French.
Moo: It fair does. And I read that comment this morning and now replying I have in fact lost the game TWICE! You rock at this!
The planet of Janet: I am sorry, no self respecting caffeine addict would be adding that shit to their latte. Get with the program woman! Double strength, skinny latte no sugar, sweet enough.
BoxBoy: Damn you! Now where did I put that Batman soundtrack…
Solomon: Sad, innit? But he would look more adorable than Frankenfurter.
Joyce: They are. But the heel is not long enough to puncture a lung if I am in the mood for some roundhouse kicking.
Hallie: Well make sure it is a kick arse comment cause I will be watching you…
Lightening: Inside yours may be scary but you chose to keep it there. I like to inflict my madness on the world.
Scrappydo: Just admire at a distance, scary shoe stalker lady.
The planet of Janet: But are they NINE? No, didn’t think so. Then there was Too at the age of 4 in the supermarket singing ‘Give it to me baby uh huh uh huh!’
Naomi: “Cos he reminds me of my own hubby, complete with sax… :-P” You know I had to read that 3 times to be sure you didn’t say sex.
Suze: Yeah, I am a tad unusual. Makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself though doesn’t it!
Jayne: At one of the midnight shows (yes I said one, implying that I have been to more than one) there was a guy dressed as Frankenfurter and he was gorgeous! Could have passed as a woman. Except for the exceptionally large package and the beard.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Sadly, I haven’t slept with Meatloaf OR Eddie, so I can’t offer a comparison…
May 21st, 2008 at 2:22 pm
um, ‘fuck knuckle’ hahahha. that had me rolling in the floor. seriously. fuck knuckle. That is hilarious. The likelihood of me eventually using that term and quoting you is like 100%.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
THIRTY SIX!! And yes, it is worth the shouting in my case because I am that one who had a more-than-twenty comments phobia to overcome. Now, what was the comment going to be? Oh yes: You sound like me when I am sleep-deprived. Except of course I say ‘ahse’.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:56 pm
GAZZILLIONTH!
Got to love that American accent
We’ve got one of those in our house also.
May 21st, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I love RHPS, but hubby loves it more. I think he’s in love with Frankenfurter. Or maybe he wants to BE Frankenfurter. That would explain the lacy black corset and suspender belt hidden in his sock drawer….He knows that I know they’re there, he even wore them for me once.
May 21st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Naomi: Do you reckon Meatloaf takes that hanky to bed with him, like a blanky? And do you think he is called meatloaf cause his willy looks like one?
Shamelessly Sassy: And I totally want a link for it too. In conversation you need to add ‘blatantly stolen from http colon forward slash forward slash magnetoboldtoo dot com’
Hilary: I am so proud of you. And as I said to you, it doesn’t matter to me if you are first or 50th, I love all of you that comment. Lurkers can bite me. Unless you come out and then I love you.
Marita: I prefer the eleventy hundredth comment. That takes skill.
River: Oh. My. God. I totally didn’t see that coming! Bwaaaaa haaaa haaaaaa! That is awesome!
May 21st, 2008 at 5:16 pm
FORTIETH!!!
Yeah. Don’t think it counts when it is your own blog hey? Wish I could be first…
May 21st, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I’m impressed, mildly.
May 21st, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I seriously don’t know how you cope with Boo’s habit of not sleeping. I would have to be locked up somewhere if I had to cope with as little sleep as you do. I certainly wouldn’t be capable of writing such funny stuff on a blog and bringing a laugh to so many people. You seriously rock!
May 21st, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Hon, I don’t know what to admire more - your sheer number of commenters or the fact you’re replying to each and every one of them. Mein Gott.
May 21st, 2008 at 7:49 pm
a. I am NEVER first to comment on your blog. Ever.
b. Snack foods are GOOD for you. Really.
c. Those shoes are just way too cute.
d. McDonald’s coffee does not count.
e. I never even get 10 comments, let alone the large number YOU get! So by rights, I shouldn’t even be commenting!!
May 21st, 2008 at 8:05 pm
BoxBoy: W00T! I mean, about what?
Tess: Babe, do you really think that someone well rested could actually come up with the random shit I do? They should do a study…
Karen: And as you know, I will go and visit and comment on each and every blog. Sadly, I no longer have a life.
Tracey: a. Try harder b. awesome, off to eat a block of chocolate c. Aren’t they! d. Agreed e. Why? Comment you biatch, show me your lurve. At this rate it is the ONLY way I will get around to your place
May 21st, 2008 at 8:13 pm
that you recognised the batman soundtrack.
or is it just coming out down there?
May 21st, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Thank you for making me laugh! I needed that on a Washington, DC morning!
May 21st, 2008 at 9:36 pm
OMG I luves me some RHPS. & frank does wear some killer shoes.
oh yeah just for ur Hello Kitty viewing pleasure m’dear
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/05/just-turn-the-k.html
heheheheheh *mwah*
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:33 am
Your shoes are damn cute! What an that person was in the mail room. You should have flipped them a bird with your middle toe!
May 22nd, 2008 at 6:14 am
Oooooh. I would totally have nightmares about creepy feet/toes from that picture as well.
(BTW - Hi! I’ve been lurking for a bit and finally just finished all of your archives and thought I would say Hi!)
You’re awesome and I absolutely LOVE your shoes.
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:05 am
Steel plates imbedded in your head. That’s the problem with the TV.
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:09 am
Shit. I am fucking last.
Does this mean I get a hundred lashes with a wet noodle?
Or that I am just a fucking loser?
Sigh…
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 am
omgoodness, you are killing me. this site is hilarious. GREAT shoes, too. My foot kinda looks like the one in the pic except that one toe is naturally just longer than the others. Hubby calls it my “freak toe”, as in, “Don’t you touch me with that freak toe.” You may now have nightmares about me and my freak toe.
Thanks for coming by my site and sharing your thoughts.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 am
Oh I havent seen RHPS for yeeeeeeears!! and now i have this song in my head. Cool something to sing at work
mwahahahhahhahaha…
I hafta say that actor guy looks good walkin in those shoes i dont know how he did it!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:14 am
Looks like it’s my turn to whine about being the 50 billionth comment here.
Fifty five!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:31 am
Yes, Tim Curry’s shoes rock. But the dude has totally lost his leg-appeal.
Hey, I’m last!!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:33 am
fifty eight!!!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:58 am
Hey - do you guys find our accents to be as sexy as we do yours? I wanna just eat those Thunder from Down Under dudes.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I am the bajillionth commenter! I win!
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I am quite content to be crass.
Biatch.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:14 pm
oh, no! I’m last now. I’m last.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
BoxBoy: I used to walk my dog while listening to the soundtrack on my 80’s ipod.
Gunfighter: Glad to be of service.
Caroline: Noooooo!
Sandy: “What an that person was in the mail room.” An what??? And I couldn’t flip her the toe bird as I was wearing stockings….
Kristen: Hi!! I saw you lurking in the shadows, I thought it was Ninja.
Magpie: Ahhh, that would be it. Might go down to the airport then.
Gina: No, because you are not last. But whip yourself anyway. And send me pictures.
Goldie: Well thankyou. Now the freak toe will be gold and I will call you Goldmember.
QueenBitch: He is so sexy for a man dressed as a woman. And I know sexy men dressed as women. I wanted to marry Paul Stanley AND Boy George as a kid. Me being the kid that is, not them cause that would be creepy.
Jennifer: W00T!
Meg: Um, no you are not.
Dawn: It is such an achievement. When you woke up this morning did you even dream that you could possibly be number 58? I know, little girls dream of this moment
Maria: No, we drool over English guys.
Missy: Yes you do! Your prize is immortality.
Bettina: Ass…
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Shamlessly Sassy: No I am!
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I am setting a reminder for myself to come back here in 2030 - if I am still around in this world that is. Suppose I can could come back and haunt the blog if not. Just think we could chat via ouija board rather than twitter. In fact a lot of twits (what is the correct name for one who tweets?) will be social networking via ouija board by then.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Shit, ok, now I am in it to win it, bitches.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
BAM!! LAST!!NOW WHAT??!
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I think it fitting to be both first AND last and thereby enter some asshatterish hall of fame…
at least until the next last comment anyway…
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I’m in. Let me go back and read the post now. BRB.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I leave town and all hell breaks out over here.
I’m too sakied up to compete, but I did want to get in the line up and represent. Hilton. Room 1416, right next to the concierge room, represent!
Good luck, may the bitch with the most coffee win.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Ok. Huck. Cut that shit out. I have to bed now. It’s 1am.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Maria’s gone to bed, does that mean I’m last? Whatever the case, it’s only 10pm here…I’ve got a couple of hours.
Ew. Toes….that was nasty Kel.
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:28 pm
ner ner
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
*whistles tunelessly*
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Is someone whistling the Aussie national anthem???
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:36 pm
It would be if I could remember how it goes… as it is, now that you’ve mentioned national anthems I can’t get Star Spangled Banner out of my head!!!
Cheers…
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:38 pm
I can’t get ‘can’t get you out of my head’ out of my head…
Mmmm Kylie…
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:42 pm
*vomit* Kylie BoxBoy. She is nasty.
OMG I totally just saw on the TV that they have invented an artificial pancreas. I like to think all my pancreas punching had a hand in that little invention..
Yeah, now I am spamming my own comments. I WILL be last goddammit!
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:42 pm
*runs away screaming*
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:44 pm
8.42… jinxed you Kelley… muaaah hhaaaa
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:49 pm
She ain’t exactly talented, but she’s got a certain ’something’
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Stuff you all, I’m last! NER NER NERNER NER! heheheh
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
someone say something?
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Goddamned leprechauns, who invited them?
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:22 pm
you don’t INVITE leprechauns.
we just show up.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
There were 85 little leprechauns sitting on the wall…. and if one little leprechaun should accidentally fall..
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Goaldeebug I don’t think the little fella is gunna give up. He is a determined bastard.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
and in a different time-zone….
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
I wonder if I can get 4fthawaiian to write a script so that every time the leprechaun write a comment, it will automatically cap him heheh
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:28 pm
But how good a progammer are you…… heheheh
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
put it this way, I blog all day at work and haven’t been fired.
THATS how good a programmer I am….
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 pm
*snort* So you aren’t a programmer then… LOL
Oh, at the risk of actually commenting on the post REAL post, I’ve always loved and admired Franky, though I preferred the Reg Livermore style
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Extreeeeme Commenting…
Banzzzzaaaai!
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Dude, seriously, this is an insane amount of comments. I might have to stay and play.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Don’t you start… how can you be so cruel to someone in such suffereing and bitterness!
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Now she’s trying to distract us with shiny new blog posts *pfft*
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Bah…do I look like a fucking magpie!
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I have to make the 100th post!
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 pm
98
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Well, since you asked…
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 pm
uh oh! 99
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:25 pm
I find this degrading…
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:31 pm
And my dialup makes this SO slow.
But almost fun.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:14 pm
has she said uncle yet?
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:15 pm
has who said uncle?
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Oh, by the way, YOU ALL LOSE!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:20 pm
you just have to wait a couple of days and then come back.
Ha!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:22 pm
the mad shoe biatch who has been trying to distract us with the shiny new posts?
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
ohhhhhhhhh….. duh!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Have we just created a new chat room? Should we invite our friends?
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:31 am
If this is a chat room, do we have to write in txt tlk? LMAO
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:34 am
STFU
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:59 am
I have the hi-tech method of a rubber band on my wrist reminding me to come back here every day.
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:04 am
OOOOOOOO, Gina, that’s a tough one to beat! How the hell can I beat a rubber band? You don’t play fair!
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:08 am
no not fair at all…………..
**goes off to set a reminder on her mobile phone**
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
As a teen, I would dress up and go the RHPS movie. There was a cult following. (This is mid 80’s) I loved my fish net stockings, and once I wore a Magenta costume.
When it went onto the stage show, ex prime Minister Sir Robert Muldoon was the narrator.
**Sigh good times, good times**
I found Tim Curry weirdly erotic in that movie.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
When it was first live here in the 70’s, Reg Livermore was Frankenfurter and Frank Thring was the Narrator (though I saw it when Stuart Wagstaff was the Narrator). I loved Livermore as Frankie, and Reg says in his book that when he saw the mjovie after playing Rocky for years, that it had never occurred to him that Frankie should be attractive, as he went out of his way to make him as grotesque as possible LOL
Livermore, to me, will always be the one and only Frankie
http://www.reglivermore.com/rocky.html
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Great website goaldeebug.
I must admit, I found it hard to watch when Tim Curry was in a few other things on the telly. I kept seeing him as Frankenfurter.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:11 pm
I’ve only ever seen the movie. Have never felt the inclination to wear fishnets
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Fishnets have a certain appeal. The only time I ever wear 9cm heels is when I’m wearing fishnets. Hmm, fishnets, weekend in Brisbane, sounding better all the time.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I bought our single Reverend pink fishnets to wear and told her to go and be fishers of men ….
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
That’s putting out some hefty bait for the men.
May 24th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Ok, here are Anja, Bettina, and Widdle Shamrock innocently talking about fishnets when we ALL know they are just trying to be last.
It’s not gonna work.
You see, I have no life, so naturally, I will win.
Well, that and the rubber band, because I never play fair
May 24th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
And the madness continues……….
May 24th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Looks like i am the last comment for tonight.. Oh and XBox..ner ner
May 24th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Someone mention my name?
May 24th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
but we always pick random peoples blogs to discuss fishnets on
May 24th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Is your name Anja, Bettina or Widdle Shamrock?
Ok, maybe you were mistaking the ‘widdle’ as a reference to yourself.
May 24th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
**coughs**
Listen, ladies. Seriously.
I’ve been sitting here for two days now, pressing F5 on this thread, and commenting when necessary.
If this post isn’t locked or at least properly chaperoned then I’m going to burn down the internet.