Ok then….
Nothing pissed me off today.
Well there were minor annoyances, but nothing that actually registered on the arsehat meter.
I am like, in a good mood.
Scary isn’t it?
I blame the drugs. On day 8 of this fucking flu.
C’mon I had to put in at least one fucking didn’t I.
Or two.
So yeah. Kelley is in a good mood. Terrifying thought isn’t it. I am a little scared myself.
I think I will go to bed.
So my lovelies I turn it over to you.
Questions? You have them?
Ask away and I will answer them in the comments.
But I will leave you with this, cause it made me laugh so hard that I not only peed a little, I think I burst a blood vessel. Courtesy of Cookiebitch. Oh how I heart her.
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33 Responses to “Ok then….”
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:00 am
Heading over to Cookiebitch because although I am pretty sure I have read the post, I can’t be certain.
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:04 am
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Now rapidly switching topics, if your meds have put you in a good mood despite the flu may I have some please? I could really use the lift.
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 am
fark! You would think it would be a bit like wanking into a well after that many kids and really be no fun anymore!
What colour shoes did you wear today and are your toes all healed yet?
Oh and I found your PA making coffee………..
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:21 am
Oh and Kelley………….. do you write “you just lost the game” in your kids birthday cards?
Yeah I know I just lost again, but so did you - LOSER
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:28 am
“It’s a VAGINA, not a CLOWN CAR, madam.”
Can’t remember where I first saw that but I must say it never gets old. Still as funny as the first day I encountered that old chestnut.
Glad you’re in a good mood, but feel somewhere afraid that it means a Hello Kitty uzi will suddenly appear. Coincidence?
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:28 am
I love it! Love that picture! Love it! Love it! Love it!!
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:26 am
Those people actually have a show in the US on the Discovery Channel. And they have 17 kids now. 17!!!!!!!! And, I know this is too good, but they have a website, too:
http://www.duggarfamily.com/
I feel sorry for them sometimes.
Just one more reason you can’t get too religious, aside from the whole crazy polygamy thing also going on stateside these days. Who really wants to be wife #22???
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:27 am
You have drugs, and you haven’t offered to share?
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:55 am
Breakfast. All over the screen.
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:24 am
Um, share the happy taffy…’cause IT’S FUCKING SNOWING IN MAY! Ahem. I’m better now.
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:52 am
Oh - that’s the woman who’s the new poster child for the joys of Oral Sex.
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:54 am
You know why the world is over poplulated? It’s entirely because of THAT family!
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:55 am
oh. my. gawd. can’t. breathe.
girlfriend, how can i ask you a question with THAT thing on your post???????? (oh. that’s a question. heh)
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:22 am
Their web page is seriously scary….
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:44 am
*lol*
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 am
Does her obstetrician hold a catcher’s mitt under her grand canyon and wait for the catch?
Hmm, is dad waiting on first to catch it when the pitcher throws?
And due to the description of her nether regions, as supplied by Bettina, when conception happens does the daddy need a board strapped to his ass?
Oh, yes. Questions for Kelley.
Do you enjoy the sun dried freshness of towels or do you like the fluffiness of towels in the dryer?
And you were expecting something gross, weren’t you?
*grins*
I can have my nice moments, can’t I?
*skips out of the room*
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:55 am
HAHAHAHA!!! Your blog is great! I am so glad I just found it, can’t wait to read more! I have new to blogging but have a blog called I Overcooked My Family and I would love to hear from you.
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 am
OoooooOOOoo Norti Anja doing the unpexpected!! That’s just cruel
lmao
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:13 am
Man that is one scary scary family! Thought it was a piss-take until I cliked on the links… All those J names!!!!! Jim Bob
the hair *shudder* but I can’t handle the girls getting stairs to the laundry and other chores while the boys get a slide to the playroom!!!! Oh yeah, fundie heaven…. SHIT!!!!
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I have a two-part question: If you were to live in the US from June - September, where would you live?
If it is not in my house, then why?
Also: If you could take a movie star as a pet, who would it be?
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
OMG that’s hilarious!
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Very glad you are in a good mood! Please share the drugs. My question for you:
Have you visited my blog?
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Who’d have thunk any rational human being would aspire to copy a damn rabbit?!
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:52 pm
It took EIGHT days for the drugs to make you feel good? Shit, I would have doubled the dose on day two…..
Here’s my question: if you had 17 kids what would you name them? Would they be Moo, Too, Boo and the rest of them lumped together as the Zoo? Would you work your way through the alphabet for names? Ooops that’s two questions.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Gawd, that pic is wrong on so many levels.
You’re trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Daay-um! Wish it didn’t take me so long to get to the comments got a lot to answer…
Robin: No drugs for you.
Bettina: Today I wore my purdy NEW!!! grey ones. Will need to post a picture methinks. And while my toe is still a little ouchie, N.O.T.H.I.N.G. can keep me away from my pretties.
and you are a fucking biatch… and now YOU have lost the game too..
Moo: Not technically I question, but the snark will be released soon. And it aint gunna be pretty.
Alison: Yeah, it cracked me up too.
Maternal Mirth: *vomit* oh. my. God. *vomit* But man, I want their house!
Mr Fab: C’mon on over honey, I will share…
Guera: Damn. I am still aiming for someone to snort steak out their nose…
Jen: Freezing here today. But we don’t get snow. After hearing all the Yank chicks whining about the snow I am glad we don’t!
Iceel: Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa!
VE: Imagine if each kid had 17 kids… *shudder*
The planet of Janet: Hmmmm, yes? No? Um…
Frogpondrock: I know! I just spent the last 30 minutes reading it with my mouth open. Now my tongue is dry.
Anja: *gaffaw* board strapped to his arse *gaffaw* And I prefer line dried towels. Nice and crispy and then softened by the head of my body getting out the shower…
Imnomartha: Totally bizarre innit? Jim Bob… bwaaaaa haaa haaaa!
Deb on the Rocks: As long as you have a room for my shoes I will be there. Oh and lots of wine.
Movie star as a pet? Young Harrison Ford *rawr* but as a love slave. As an actual pet I would say the Olsen Twins. Cause they won’t need feeding.
Mrs Shmitty: It is rather, isn’t it? And scary at the same time…
Naomi: I have now! *snort* Will comment soon as I have time to stalk you properly.
Jayne: Do you reckon she shoots out chocolate at Easter?
River: Hmmm, I am thinking I would number them. Or name them after Culture Club songs, considering I would have had to start back when I was like 13… “Put the washing away Karma Chameleon! And Do you really want to hurt me, help your sister Victims dress I’ll Tumble 4 ya and The War Song”
Huckdoll: OK, I am thinking I would get on the goats back, shove the slinky up it’s arse and be propelled out of the well as the goat leaps in fright.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Kelley
Lately I’ve been thinking about turning 40 (btw GothTeenQueen just shouted “I lose the game”. Obviously so do I, and now you too. Viral bastardhead game - it will be a long time before you are forgiven.) which happens for me in just over three years. Been pondering this one - and what I want to do before 40. Do you have any things you would like to get done before you turn 40?
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 pm
fuck! I lost again……….. and so did you!
and who are you calling biatch, biatch?
mwah!!
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Kel, she’d need to shoot out chocolate every bloody day of the year just to cope with that many ankle biters!
Damn I lost The Game again!
May 4th, 2008 at 4:54 am
Good mood? screw that, I’m BACK!
May 4th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
for the record, the picture of the duggar family made me laugh until i peed myself.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:40 am
Yikes! That picture looks like that 1960s bible belt album covers e-mail that’s circulating…
Cheers
Bc
May 14th, 2008 at 8:17 am
I heart you too … and although I know it’s late … thanks for the plug!
I’m going to go cuddle with my birth control now.
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