You just lost the game.
Srsly. You did.
Text I just sent my girls at school.
‘The game? You lost it. Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa’
I can hear their screams from here.
Don’t know the game? Too bad, you are playing it even when you don’t realise it. And you lost it.
Sucker.
The game is like Fight Club. But awesomer. Cause you can sneak into your kids rooms in the middle of the night and whisper in their ear ‘You just lost The Game’ and they lose their shit.
Leave a loving note in their lunch box, when they open it in front of their friends they scream, the other kids rush over to see what the fuss is about and BAM baby! You just owned a shit load of teens from the comfort of your lounge chair.
My personal favourite is a yellow sticky note on the underside of the toilet lid. Open the lid, see ‘LOSER!’, *blink, blink* LOSER!!!
Bwaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaa
Invariably, you lose The Game while thinking about pissing your kids off. But that is a sacrifice that must be made in the name of Motherhood.
Muttering the words ‘I lost The Game’ anywhere where teenagers congregate is immensely satisfying. Next time you are at the drive thru at Macca’s or KFC start your order off with ‘Damn, I just lost The Game’ and hear the groans. Awesome.
The origin of The Game is unknown. These are the rules.
If you think about The Game, you lose. Loser.
If you think about The Game you must announce it to your fellow losers to share the shame.
There is a 20 minute cool down period before you can lose The Game again. Use this time wisely. Piss off as many people around you by either announcing your loss (loser) or informing them about The Game.
Once you know about The Game you are playing. Tough shit, buddy. You are playing. And you are a loser.
Read this, for the complete rules of The Game, it will do your head in. And make you respect The Game.
The Game is serious biddness.
Some perpetual losers try and bring an end to The Game. Like xkcd.com which apparently is a web comic for losers of The Game.
Loser.
“The largest Game ever recorded was between the British and the Germans most commonly called World War II. The stand off between Winston Churchill and Adolf Hitler lasted for six years. In both countries, the word “game” was banned. The Game ended in 1945 when Soviet leader Josef Stalin whispered “Remember the Game” in Adolf Hitler’s ear during trade talks. Adolf Hitler retired to his chambers and committed suicide.”
That is some seriously awesome shit. Wonder if we can get Osama Bin Laden to lose The Game.
Or Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt so I never have to see that fucking Pro-Active commercial again.
Yes, I know, I am a nutter. But you love me. You know it.
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42 Responses to “You just lost the game.”
April 30th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I don’t have any idea what that the fuck that post was about but I want some of whatever you’re drinking…
April 30th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Well thanks a lot! I had no idea I was a loser until you so kindly informed me. Bugger, it’s like having some Celine Dion song stuck in your brain . . .
April 30th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Oh, crap. You would have to say Celine Dion. Now I’m REALLY fucked. And a loser, too. Shit.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
What the absolute fuck are you talking about?
April 30th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Sonia: It is just coffee, I swear!
Hilary: Well thank you very much. Now I have that alien screaming in my head.
Iceel: How about me? I have to come and respond to comments and lose the freaking Game again. Shit. Shit.
Jen: Did you click on the link? Never mind. Looooser!
April 30th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I believe its your turn to loose! I’ll be expecting to hear from you in about twenty. Thanks for playing!
April 30th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Kelly: AARRRRGGGHHHH! You biatch!
April 30th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
So you mean to tell me the weeks of trying to STOP the kids calling each other a loser was a waste of time? I should be lovingly leaving notes for them informing them of their loserness?? Bugger..
April 30th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
“awesomer”- Must save for later use
Amen to no more Jessica Simpson!
April 30th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
All right, you’re ON. And since we’re in different hemispheres, the timing should be interesting.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Now I’ve lost the game. And I still don’t even know what the game was….
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me
April 30th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Man, I LOVE anything that allows me to play with my kids’ heads. Awesome.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Game? Meh, who needs it? I’ve been a loser since before the game………
Boy?! *snaps fingers* bring more coffee…….
April 30th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Fuck. I just lost the game.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Leigh: Nah, that is the beauty of being a grownup. You can say it, they cant! How awesome is that?
Sandy: Oh yeah…
Belinda: The Game? You be losing…
Naomi: No I will just get in your head with this game business and you will be tearing your hair out and wishing I killed you first.
Suze: Yeah, I am loving it too.
River: Tell him to bring me one too.
Jodieodie: Bwaaaaa haaaa haaaaaa! Shit. So did I.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
LOSER!!
April 30th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
This is one of those times that my inner rebel disobeys rules at will. The rule where you must play once you know about it? I am so breaking that rule.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:11 am
Bossy lost already? She is confused. Of course that is often the case.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:29 am
Bettina: biatch. Yeah, so are you. I am coming in the middle of the night and whisper it in your dreams…
Witchypoo: Nah, you can’t. Read the rules. The only way out is death, Alzheimer’s or repeated head injury. I can help with the latter. I have a bat.
Bossy: I regret to inform Bossy that in fact, Bossy is a loser. But a cute loser.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:42 am
I just lost the game. Kelley - how can I visit you again, without losing the game? There’s this whole association thing going on now, between MagnetoBoldToo and The Game. Bugger. Bugger. Bugger.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:01 am
Um. I think you lost something else. After your brain explodes, you’re supposed to pick up the pieces and shove ‘em back in there. Otherwise this happens. OH crap. You had brain implosion. I don’t know how to fix that. Maybe gellatin to congeal the pieces?
May 1st, 2008 at 1:39 am
In the immortal words of Giles from Buffy -
I don’t wear the cheese, the cheese wears me.
Psst, Kelley?
You Just Lost The Game *insert evil dairy coated laugh here*
May 1st, 2008 at 1:45 am
I, too, am a loser. AND to top it off, I use ProActive. Double-loser douchebag. Shite.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:24 am
holy shit. you mean this crap isn’t just my daughter and her friends being totally weird?
obviously, i’m a loser.
May 1st, 2008 at 3:00 am
awesome. I can’t wait to tell my husband he lost the game when he gets home work tonight.
May 1st, 2008 at 4:30 am
Damn, I lost the game! On the upside I put this up on the projector in one of the IT rooms and made an entire class of year 8’s lose the game. It’s truly awesome being year 11.
May 1st, 2008 at 4:35 am
SHIT…I lost
Oh wait, SO DID YOU!
I’m using the toilet seat idea - BRILLIANT!
SHIT - I lost again!
May 1st, 2008 at 5:27 am
Nothing is awesomer than Fight Club.
BLASPHEMY!
May 1st, 2008 at 6:47 am
That is an absolutely awesome game but it made my head want to explode.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:56 am
I’m joining the loser contingent over here. I’m ok with being a loser, though!
And I-iiiiiiii, will aaaaallllllwaaaaaays loooove youuuuuuu! Ok, wrong diva on that song, but you get the picture.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:23 am
Oh my God! I’m losing the game all over the PLACE!
This absolutely reminds me of a game my little friends and I would play as kids: You had to do the following things while riding in the car, and apparently you were supposed to keep track of how many points you racked up for the rest of your life…
1. Always hold your breath while passing a graveyard.
2. Always lift your feet up off of the floor when driving over a traintrack.
3. Always smack the ceiling of the car when you go through a yellow traffic light.
I stopped playing years ago, but I did keep count up to 1,348 points. Yeah, I’m awesome.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:46 am
This is funny as all get out.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:08 am
Actually, I WROTE the Game in a prior life and secretly put in an exempt clause for myself…LOSERS!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:09 am
Oh shit! You mean I was a winner til I read that post??!
I’m a loser, baby!
haahaaaa - and you are too again!!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:29 am
Damn you, you bitch. Hee - Wait until Shortman gets home.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I do love you. Even though I’m confused.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Jodieodie: Unfortunately it is in your head now. You will think blog and then lose The Game anyway. So you can still visit, you would have lost well beforehand.
Ange: My brain is very pliable. It is used to it.
Jayne: You wear cheese? WTF mate?
Maternal Mirth: Double loser? Wow. I wonder if one cancels the other out?
The planet of Janet: It is like a virus, it is everywhere. Like Chicken Man.
Moo: Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaa! I love the look of despair in a losers face.
Kath: Moo is going to do this at school today. To the yr 9’s. Too’s class…
Queen Goob: *sigh* I don’t think this was a good idea… I keep losing The Freaking Game!
Maria: I beg to differ…
Candy: So when your head explodes does Candy come out?
Gina: Fuck me dead woman. Now I have that shit stuck in my head. And it hurts. A LOT!
Sensitiva: I still do 1 & 2. What sucks is when you are ON the train…
The Diva’s thoughts: Cool. Even if you are a loser!
VE: Yeah right. Suck it up loser.
Imnomartha: Biatch!
Ree: Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaaa!
Magpie: not only confused, but a confused LOOOOSSSEEERRR!!
May 1st, 2008 at 3:44 pm
OMG! My freaking brain hurts!
May 1st, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Come on! Share those drugs! It’s nice to share!
May 1st, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Jayne:- I had a crush on Giles for a while, but soon realised it was the Library I really wanted. I SOOOO loved that Library. Still want it…
“I’ll be back in the Middle Ages….”
May 1st, 2008 at 9:36 pm
So, I just lost the game? Or did you?
Errrrrrr, neurons firing wierdly, this person will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
You Lost The Game!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I’ll share the Library with you River if you remind Kelley she’s Lost The Game..AGAIN!
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