Lovin’ on my peeps
You guys say some funny shit. Sometimes people miss the hilarity that ensues in the comments. Especially if they don’t subscribe to comments or come back to read what you mad biatches have to say.
And that is a shame.
Cause some days I *snort* and *gaffaw* and *bwaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!* so hard I pee a little. And if that happens too much I end up with a wet patch. And that is like, gross.
So here is a small taste of some of the comments in the last 3 or 4 posts. These contributed to the puddle that formed on my chair and the excess washing. Methinks sitting on a plastic sheet, naked, may be in order.
When you pull your ear, do you hear a faint flush? 
Maternal Mirth
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You or Mother Theresa. I don’t know who had more empathy and caring… VE
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eugh eugh eugh……bitch funk, snot, Mount Vesuvius on your chin AND a man-ish voice - WOW YOU’RE ATTRACTIVE!!I bet you’re a fucking pleasure to be around too!
Get well my friend 
Mrs Fancy Pants
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A week early?
and here’s me thinking you were in a constant menstruative state. xbox4nappyrash
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Sorry, I’m still stuck on:
I am still shaking my lovelies
The grammar nazi in me wants you to know there should be a comma there. The 12 yr old boy in me, who would one day grow to be a grammar nazi, wants you to know that sentence is funnier without the comma. 4fthawaiian
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You MEANT it without the comma, right? I mean, I can just SEE you shaking your lovelies. In anger. Like some people would shake their fist. Only FAR more intimidating. Iceel
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This is me. Vomiting. Jenny, Bloggess
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I have to confess…I’d probably choke the owner of said fugly shoes if I ever saw a Canadian wearing a pair of useless shoes like that.Regular crocs were bad enough.But the fur lined ones are just insulting.Now I’ve got to go look at some filth or something equally attrocious to get this image out of my head.
Thanks. Redneck Mommy
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I went to our workroom one afternoon recently, and one of the girls there was wearing a pair of crocs. I commented “Good luck with that ugly shoe competition, you’re in with a good chance!”
She looked at me hurt and replied ‘But they’re comfortable”
“So are my Cookie Monster jammies, but I dont wear THOSE to work!” Goaldeebug
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And just think - you get to play with gonads and penii all over again when Too’s bed rocks up on your doorstep, you feelthy woman 
Jayne
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Any time I put up flat pack furniture from now on, I’m going to be giggling about holding penii in my hand.Yes, I turn 16 today (I wish!). Grateful Guy
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Tell Princess Putrid to clean her fucking room or suddenly her phone neglects to be recharged and her computer develops a sudden dose of brick through the screen.
Dirty little biatch. *shudders* Anja
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Thankyou my peeps for cracking me the fuck up.
All of you.
Smootches.
edited to add: I totally stole this idea from Witchypoo and others that I can’t remember…
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28 Responses to “Lovin’ on my peeps”
April 25th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
noice idea!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Frankly, I felt my ‘the title is a tad misleading’ was funnier. Or more of a punch in the larynx at the very least….
April 26th, 2008 at 12:15 am
I don’t consider it theft is there is a link. And? It’s too good to keep to yourself. There is also an award that goes with this feature. There is much competition and bragging about the award.
April 26th, 2008 at 5:14 am
whoa … I made you pee? And from so far away. I must admit, I am a little awed by my own talent. But then again, I am awed by laser lights and my own reflection.
April 26th, 2008 at 6:28 am
ah, i clearly need to work harder on my comments.
i am not worthy.
April 26th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Make all the claims you like, but if you’re going to sit on a plastic sheet, naked, I want photographic proof. Ah, I can just see it now … there they are, the lovelies, in their natural state - stirred but not shaken.
April 26th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Fucking Hilarious.
April 26th, 2008 at 8:44 am
XBOX is a gotdamn fool!!!
April 26th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Geeze woman, next thing you know Moo,Too and Boo will be asking us to catheterise their sniggering, piddly mad mater! Clench those inner muscles and do your pelvic floor exercises already!
April 26th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I love your posts, but I must admit I do always come back to check out the comments. I did subscribe to the comments once but my inbox exploded LOL.
And like the planet of janet, I too am not worthy. Must go and practice. I’ll be back.
April 26th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Bettina: Yeah it is isn’t it? I was going to steal it for my own but didn’t want no psychic biatch coming after me *sniggers and hides*
Xbox4NappyRash: Yeah me too, but then sitting there on it’s own out of context it just looked stupid. And I don’t want to inadvertently make you look stupid, I want to do that on purpose..
Witchypoo: I am too lazy when it comes to awards. I gotz me a shitload to hand out and I get all meh about the sizing and uploading and crap..
Maternal Mirth: Bwaaaaa haaaa haaaaa! I am not awed my my own reflection more like surprised.
The planet of Janet: It was just a taste of the comments so people would go back and read your gems…
Iceel: Dirty bastard. I think I love you.
Ree: *snort* you trying to get in the next one? Admittedly after posting I must have missed my fav from you, the 70 hairs one..
Maria: *gaffaw*
Jayne: when I clench it moves the laptop on my lap.
Gemisht:
but exploded with delight. Like that Monty Python sketch that is now looping in my head.
April 26th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Aww babe, you’re beautiful. *blushes*
I gave you a wet patch. I think I’m going to go all giggly.
April 26th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Obviously I am so unworthy I don’t rate a mention.
Wanders away………….muttering…must try harder, must try harder………..
Laughed out loud at the image lceel put in my head, and at the thought of a catheter…
April 26th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
A catheter or perhaps just a plug will do the trick? Kelleys blog pee plug? Think there’s a market for that?
April 26th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
My dismay at seeing the wrong URL for my blog linked from my name is almost — ALMOST!! — outweighed by the sheer joy of having made the cut and gotten in this post (also, by the fact that I’m still giggling about that “lovelies” line).
“www” is outdated and wrong, and is not part of the URL to my — or goaldeebug’s — blog.
Hm. I know you’ll be too lazy to go back and fix that. Maybe I should just go put something in the DNS so that the broken URL’s work..
Anyway.. Glad to have amused someone other than myself for a change
April 26th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
@lceel: HAHAHAHAHAHA Thank you for helping proliferate the “lovelies” as our very own mb2 “meme”. Gotta love an in-joke, especially when it involves the naked ladies and the plastic. Rrrrowwwrrr.
April 26th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Anja: Now come and clean the bastard up will ya? It is starting to stink.
River: As I said it was just a random taste of the hilarity. If I posted ALL the funny comments I would have been there all freaking day.
Bettina: Um, no. Ewwwy.
4fthawaiian: the link worked didn’t it? Yes it did. I just cut and pasted from the comments. So bite me.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
I so want to make you pee too! (What a weird sentence huh?)
April 26th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Thank you for the link. I kept giggling at work having seen this post this morning.
BTW, exercising your pelvic floor will give you much stronger orgasms.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Kath: Looking forward to it. Gunna buy myself a tarp and some depends in anticipation.
Grateful Guy: At the risk of TMI, not needed. Any stronger and they would blow off my head *bows and thanks the crowd*
April 27th, 2008 at 2:06 am
I’m betting you now come up high in Google searches for “naked plastic sheet pee puddle.” Welcome new commenters!
April 27th, 2008 at 2:12 am
There you go being all nice again. But this pee problem needs to be addressed. I suggest adult diapers…they work for our astronauts…well, until they get arrested that is. Funny stuff on your comments.
April 27th, 2008 at 2:55 am
OMG! I made the list! WOO HOO!
April 27th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Frankly, I think it makes you a dirty stinky fuck that you wee’d in your clothes and on a chair!
…and it’ll rot your shoes too ya know. Hope they weren’t my cool white Crocs!!
Cheers for the link though matey!
April 27th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
now i’ve got comment anxiety.
you DO have the most awesome commenters!
April 27th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
ROFL! Methinks I may need to steal some of your readers
April 27th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Deb on the rocks: Awesome! Lets see if it outnumbers those looking for pussy and cubbies.
VE: I am considering getting stock in Depends.
Goaldeebug: And that is a good thing?
Mrsfancypants: Well I put the blame squarely on your shoulders you of the ugly shoes.
Slouching mom: They are quite mad aren’t they?
Sandy: Biatch
April 28th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Oh my god, the blog pee plug! What a great idea. Why has no-one thought of this before? Since we’re all sitting here peeing ourselves laughing, and there’s NO WAY I’m wearing adult diapers before I’m 85 at least.
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