So tired…
Morning, or afternoon or evening or whatever the fuck it is right now I don’t freaking care.
I am just so tired.
Not normal tired, that every-single-inch-of-my-body-is-screaming-out-in-tiredyness freaking tired.
Even my hair is tired. It is all ‘I couldn’t be bothered staying styled and what was that? We are supposed to be straight today? Sorry we forgot. We are so tired you see…’ Well I am dragging your sorry arses to see Sebastian the Wonder Hairdresser tomorrow and we will see how freaking too tired to behave you are then hey!
Yeah, I am that tired. I am talking to my hair.
Boo has been difficult* lately.
I have a freaking cramp in my leg that has been there for 2 fucking DAYS.
My jaw? ear? side of my face? is sore so I can’t eat properly.
And then there is the tired hair thing.
So I am cranky and whiny and just generally a pain in the arse.
Moo is at a friends so I whined and bitched until MPS offered to go and get her in the middle of the freaking night.
I am about to bribe the now full of her favourite dinner - lasagna - Too into sitting with Boo for me tonight. She has the day off school tomorrow, I am not that evil.
I am going to bed early. I am aiming for 8 hours. Eight. Blissful. Hours. *swoon*
Really busy day tomorrow with support group meeting, seeing the aforementioned Sebastian the Wonder Hairdresser, taking Moo to get her learners permit (for my overseas lovelies, in Oz kids get their learners at 16 and probationary drivers permit at 18)running Too back and forth and shopping at a major shopping centre with Boo after school.
I am sure there will be many things that will piss me off and release the snark.
Cause I gotta impress all the new subscribers you know.
Oh and you my lovely. Especially you.
* code for rat-fuck-son-of-a-bitch God awful. I would beat him to a bloody pulp if I didn’t know that he would love every second of it and then beg me to beat him just a little more. Fucking deep pressure seeking little bastard.
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26 Responses to “So tired…”
April 15th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
If I lived within a thousand miles of you I’d come over and sit with him myself so that you could rest.
Just keep thinking of the hot mama haircut you’re going to get tomorrow…
April 15th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Oh you poor thing! I hope you get your 8 hrs sleep or more!
Sweet dreams!
ps: I have had tired hair before too! I can understand!!!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
aww hun ((huge hugs)) for ya. Hope Boo calms down a lil and you get some sleep tonight
April 15th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Pity you can’t devise a deep-pressure restraint device like an autistic woman invented for cows that were on their way to slaughter. It calmed them. And everyone knows they’re much easier to kill when they’re not spazzing out.
No need to thank me. I’m a giver.
Before your readers up and kill me, I’m kidding. But they must be smart enough to figure that out, so instead I’m rambling. Much better.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
I hope you got your sleep and I hope that Sebastian did a fabulous job on your tired tired hair!
Sending you lots of hugs and non creepy thoughts! I’d totally be there if I wasn’t on the other side of the world.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:25 am
I’d come and mind Boo for you but by the time I could get there it would be morning and you will have had your 8 hours sleep - see I’m an optimist
Have fun with Sebastian tomorrow.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:47 am
*hugs*
Enjoy your appointment with Sebastian tomorrow (I have a little stalker at school called Sebastian… don’t know why you need to know this, but still…)
April 16th, 2008 at 1:55 am
Argh. I hope your hair perks up. And you too.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Hope you get your sleep hon.
And that your hair finds it’s ‘inner diva’ once more.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:24 am
Here’s hoping for lots of rest for you and your hair.
My hair is always tired - or maybe its just me who’s too tired to listen to it!
April 16th, 2008 at 2:33 am
I have felt like that. I feel your pain, my friend.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:35 am
It’s always nag, nag, nag with you isn’t it….
…**cough**…
April 16th, 2008 at 4:53 am
Eight hours sleep. What a slacker! Think of all the abuse you could be inflicting on us if you didn’t have that weakness.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:10 am
First, I love that your hairdresser’s name is Sebastian. It just sounds right for a hairdresser, don’t you think? Also, Sebastian was the name of my favorite cartoon character as a kid - so I’m partial.
Second, I am sending out lots of hopeful thoughts that somewhere on the other side of the planet you are sleeping soundly and for at least 8 hours.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Going shopping, eh? I hope you have the good sense to ease some of this pain with some new shoes and chocolate.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:44 am
May I suggest…Ambien? Proven to provide 8 hours of blissful sleep No.Matter.What.
April 16th, 2008 at 11:05 am
My prescription:
Red wine (lots of)
Chocolate (ditto)
Covet or maybe purchase some shoes. Red is uplifting. (If it was me it burgundy boots with spikes, but that’s just me)
And just for some fun mental imagery; imagine kicking Xbox4NappyRash in the balls. Heh, they’re not doing anything. (Dude, I’m joking)
April 16th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Awwww babe, why you have to live so far away? I cannot give you any hugs and that makes me pissy.
I’m sure that you are lookin’ even finer than usual with your new hair!
April 16th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
*hug*
I hope you got some sleep, and that you’re now looking more fabulous than usual. MWAH
April 16th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Well, I too am taking my sad ass off to the hairdressers tomorrow to get EVERYTHING lopped off because my hair is tired too.
Husband calls it my pre-30 mental breakdown I’m having.
He could be right. Either way, I hope it helps. We must take pictures and compare!
April 16th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
You have a hairdresser?!
Are they hard to find or do they grow under every bush?
Ya know, I never believed The Spouse when he told me the rake was just for cleaning up the backyard….
((hugs)) and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
April 16th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Nuthin’ worse than a bad hair day. Have you thought about elephant strength tranquilliser for Boo? Not EVERY day of course………..heh.
I have a teddy bear named Sebastian.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Hope Sabastian is nice eye candy.
I have a male hairdresser, and he has a tattoo on each arm.
Hope you get some decent shut eye.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Robin: I pink puffy heart you anyway.
Lulu: Hair is G.O.N.E that’ll teach it. I do believe bald suits me… do you believe me?
Marilyn: I hit the pillow and slept all night. Bliss!
Witchypoo: Oh if I could have one installed in the doorway to his room! He loves that sorta thing. He loves me to lie on him or I find him in the morning asleep UNDER the mattress!
Alison: Send me the creepy, gotta be better than what is in my head anyway.
Gemisht: EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS BABY!
Kath: Oh how I love my Sebastian. He is faaaaaaabulous.
Magpie: *snort* that was the problem, it was perking all over the place. But not now baby!
Bettina: Inner is now outer. Diva hair baby.
Guera: Bloody chatty hair is a pain in the arse isn’t it?
Mr Fabulous: Smootches to my favourite Hawaiian shirted boy.
Xbox4NappyRash: I am going to hunt you down. You know it.
VE: I am first in line when they invent the no need to sleep pill. And then I will be on your doorstep buddy, doing the Macarena. In heels. On your head.
Sensitiva: Thanks babe. Sebastian is a perfect name for a 5 ft nothing Italian hairdresser. Oh how I love him, but I don’t think he is too happy with me today cause I was running on 10.5 on the snark-o-meter.
Iceel: No shoes today. But 3 pairs last week! *snigger*
Candy: For me or Boo? If it is guaranteed to make you sleep it does that complete freaking opposite to the little bastard.
Anja: Bwaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaa!
Gina: Get your arse on a plane and come and give me that hug. And we can blog it and post photos and get all the creepies all hot and sweaty.
Naomi: Sleep. Check. Fabulous new hair. Check. Snarkiess back. Check. The world is right.
Karen: nah, you are a blonde and everyone knows that brunettes are better. Don’t want to make you feel inferior… *snigger*
Jayne: Sebastian is SO hard to get into that he suggested I make another appointment in the next few weeks or he will be booked solid until February.
River: If it knocks out an elephant, then it would make Boo stay awake for months. I am contemplating a lump of wood…
April 16th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Widdle Shamrock: You must have posted while I did my mega reply. Sebastian is cute and all but a little girly for my liking… *snort*
April 16th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Ah, sleep makes all the difference, tired hair sucks (!), and bribing kids works wonders. Here’s hoping you’re back to your sassy self!
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