A bit of housekeeping. Or not. But a whole lotta blogrolling.
You know when you go to a conference or some such and the speaker gets up and says ‘Firstly the housekeeping’. I remember the first time I heard that I thought they were going to make us clean up shit, like in high school when the teachers got all cranky about the spit balls on the roof and the ‘I heart some-hot-guy’ on the desks. But it turns out they just want to let you know when the breaks are and were the toilets are situated.
I have been this speaker on a couple of occasions. Instead of the stupid ‘housekeeping’ speech I was all ‘You get a break when I fucking SAY you can have a break, the crappers are to your left. YOUR left you freaking brain dead idiots, not mine, over theeeeere, and I hope you brought a pillow cause the first speaker is so boring you can nap halfway through and still follow the jist of it. Like Bold and the Beautiful. Ridge loves Brooke. For like 30 years. The End’ (I used to watch that in high school and the storyline is still the same!)
Well not really, but I wanted to. But at least I didn’t say that stupid arsed ‘housekeeping’ line.
Right now I am tidying up my blog. A bit of furniture moving, maybe a splash of paint and some object d’ art. A whole lotta purdying up the place. So I guess you could say I am housekeeping. Or Spring Cleaning. If it wasn’t Autumn.
First of all congrats to the lovely Kath for having the winning caption for Boo’s picture. I am sure you will forgive me for not sharing that with Boo, seeing his fascination with swords and guns at the moment… Wear that self satisfied smirk with pride my lovely. No prizes, as I said, but SHE made ME one!
awesome huh?
Which brings me to the subject of bling, blogrolls and commenting. Well sorta. Work with me people.
If you have been proper little stalkers you would have noticed the absence of the blogroll and the new purdy buttons on the right (your right, um, that would be my right too, so just the right, over there K)
The first Got Milk Comment? Is my commenting policy. Not what you need to do, but what I will do for you if you comment. Sounds kinky huh?
Secondly, is stalking my stalkers. That is my NEW and IMPROVED blogroll. But it is far from complete. Basically the current blogroll are just the people that sucked up to me and complimented my shoes let me know they had blogrolled me and I returned the favour. And I heart them all.
But it needs some serious updating. So let me know if you want to be on my NEW and IMPROVED blogroll, aka stalker list, in the comments below. And give me a little blurb on what you want your tagline to be. Right next to your blog name/link I will add a little about you. Ten words max. Sell yourself people! On Fab’s blog I am known as ‘The hottest sexiest Aussie on the Planet’. I know, selling myself a little short there, but you know me, I am humble.
Look out for the new purdy buttons soon, my bling page and reviews from a few weeks back.
Oh and those new buttons? I made them all by myself. Shit I am awesome.
But you knew that already.
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47 Responses to “A bit of housekeeping. Or not. But a whole lotta blogrolling.”
April 13th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
A NEW! and IMPROVED! blogroll?
Shiny.
You can add me if you like, you know you are on mine
April 13th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
WOW! You made the buttons? You are so hot right now!
So, seeing as you were the FIRST person on my blogroll and I haven’t made an apearance on yours as yet, could I respectfully request that you fucking get on with it and add me?
Damn, now I’ve got myself thinking about Eugooglies! Im a great Eugoogliser you know!
April 14th, 2008 at 12:28 am
You are on my blogroll also (Although is it bad that I had to go check??? I got no idea who is on that thing! I really need to update mine also!) so feel free to add me! No pressure or anything though!!! hehe!
I like the hello kitty gun! You deserve it!!! Might get myself one!
April 14th, 2008 at 12:41 am
First things first… *Takes bow and makes soppy speech re my win*
Can I be on the blogroll too? Purdy Please with a nice red shoe on the top? I need to break my blogroll virginity, and where better?
And for my tagline… The future chemist your mum warned you about.
Or, Don’t shoot/section me, I’m British.
Either one is good
April 14th, 2008 at 12:43 am
My, you do have a big shiny subscribe button. I chose to use the sidebar real estate for a rotating image blogroll, and if you would like to go that way, I will be happy to provide you with the code.
It’s very simple, but does involve making screenshots. In fact, I’m fixing to take your screenshot right now to add you. Smile!
April 14th, 2008 at 2:20 am
Yes Please?
I’ve known of your awesomeness for-ev-er.
April 14th, 2008 at 4:10 am
I love your buttons, but I will let you know that the Aging Disco Diva is not pleased about the Biatch of the Year Award…I spent millions of hours treating minions like dirt, working my flying monkeys nearly to death, keeping all my pool boys with six pack abs (I have no pool of course) at my every beck and whim…and moi was not named Biatch of the Year??? What exactly does a demanding Diva have to do to get some respect on Al Gore’s Internet? Sigh… I will soothe my ruffled feathers with another bottle of champagne and some chocolates created in the shape of naughty male bits. The flying monkeys have already added you to my blogroll and I would love to be included on yours!
April 14th, 2008 at 5:02 am
‘Sex on two short legs’
‘Less swimmers than an Aquaphobia support group’
‘Funny smelling’
‘Ireland’s answer to the Jaffa’
should I keep going? I have 6,452,047,452,945 more…
April 14th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Veronica: You know I loves me some shiny. Get a blurb to me babe or I am gunna use ’shiny’ *snort*
GoaldeeBug: That is why I need to update it, so biatches like you don’t get your lacy panties in a knot.
Lulu: See above
Kath: Enjoy your fame, albeit fleeting… thanks for the quotes they are kewl.
Witchypoo: Gimme Gimme Gimme! I can let you know where I got the purdy subscribe button too. It is from my hot host extrodinaire Snoskred - http://www.snoskred.org/graphics
Ree: Yes that is true my brother from another mother…
The Aging Disco Diva: But you can’t be a Diva and a biatch, that is just unfair! One or the other woman.
Xbox4NappyRash: Bwaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa!! I love them all!
April 14th, 2008 at 10:16 am
*blinks and tries to look nice*
Do you love me enough to put my humble name on the blogroll?
Gebus, I now have more shit on my nose than Boo’s blanket. But I will brown nose more if you like.
And if (and this is a big if) you deem me worthy of being on ze blogroll, you can use this to describe my sweet and upbeat personage:
Why wait until they’re dead to do the autopsy.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:21 am
ROFL Anja !!!!!
Mistress of the bitchin’ shoes, I have you on my blogroll and would be honoured if you put me on yours.
Hmmm, subtitle, ……. widdle nutter?? Dunno, will leave it up to you
April 14th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Anja: Not so much love more like terrified not to. You are one scary chick, but that makes you awesome. And that shit on your nose suits you
Widdle Shamrock: I think more feelthy woman would be more descriptive after the email exchange I have been witnessing with you and your coven and the whole ‘reply freaking all’!
April 14th, 2008 at 11:30 am
You want ME to be creative????? I’d like to say I’m flattered but in reality I’m just FREAKED RIGHT OUT!!!!
Blogrolls can be one huge headache to keep updated can’t they????
I’m not doing so great with mine…. It too needs updating.
Alright, this is the best I can come up with for a “tag line”.
Lightening - the dealer that got me addicted to this blogging crack.
Because, well….It’s possibly my only claim to fame. And a girl’s gotta pretend like she actually matters occasionally.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Feeeelthy mad woman is a good description of the lovely WS… trust me
I’m a stalker so feel free to add me. I probably come with a warning along the lines that I’m definitely G-rated cos I’m really that boring!! 
April 14th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I would be honoured
And you are on mine….AND that is a VERY exclusive club…or I’m just lazy.
But I’m not very witty…I think you could think of something better. *Bowing to your great-ness*
Off the top of my head…
“That bitter angry freak who can’t check her own mailbox”
“One hid under the cuckoo’s nest”
“Reporting from the asylum”
“Tales of a single mum wiff 2 kids and an ArseHat”
meh!
Let me think on it!
Ooh ooh I know….”President of ArseHats Anonymous”
April 14th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
hmmmm a tag line………..and one worthy of your blogroll………….
“Don’t make me unleash my minions!”
April 14th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
What about Mistress B…. read my blog please, spank you.
Scrappy do ~ Lower Hutt’s answer to Martha Stewart **Snigger snigger** Oh and NOT so G rated in e-mails.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Damn, girlfriend, add me to the stalkers list! And I can’t think of a tagline; I’m running on little sleep and a whole lotta wine.
I’m sure you could come up with something for me. LOL!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I feel so well, dropped, snort…. long time no comment though. Life got the best of me.
I do think you’re perty hot though.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
SELL myself??? Oh no no no, that would involve short, short skirts, high, high heels, possibly even fishnet stockings, none of which I have……….
April 14th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Tagline?
Definitely “wears flip-flops expressly to piss off Kelley”.
Pfft.
*smooooooooch*
April 14th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
That is a SWEET assault rifle!
April 14th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
ROFLMFAO @ Anja’s comment.
Yes please Mz Kelley, you’re
gluednailed on my blogroll and I’d love to be on yours.*That’s nailed as in fixed…not nailed as in I did something feelthy to your blog…
And fixed as in attached…I didn’t desex your blog…did I?
April 14th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Perhaps I deserve a link for being the only lei-wearing-firefox-fixing-shoe-admiring little Hawaiian you know?
April 15th, 2008 at 3:54 am
This is one sexy looking blog. If my blog was this hot, it would be waking up every Saturday morning in bed with a different blog whose name my blog didn’t even remember and a mean case of drymouth. My blog aspires to be as on fire as this hot to trot blog.
April 15th, 2008 at 3:56 am
LOL - that is one rockin’ rifle.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Keep me on your blogroll, I need the abuse.
Hey, that numbering system with comments looks familiar…
April 15th, 2008 at 7:27 am
I’m sorry - no smarmy comment as I’m still giggling about “pull my finger”.
Are bodily functions the bomb or WHAT?!?!?!
April 15th, 2008 at 8:00 am
You are totally on my “list of other blogs I like” thingee (which I’m assuming translates into “blogroll” to everyone else who actually knows what they hell they’re doing - which I do not). And, I would love to be included on yours… in fact, I would be honored since you’re like, the BEST.
And, if you decide that I can be a part of the awesomeness, I’d like my description to be “Having fun with feelings since 2007″ which is like, my tagline. Or whatever.
Smooches!
April 15th, 2008 at 9:12 am
um. i’m too new here to warrant being on your blogroll. unless you think might love me someday.
mostly i lurk.
stalking? not yet, but i’m working on it.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I got me a gravatar like you said Mz Kelley.
Probably haven’t waited long enough for it to load up yet.
I’m tired, does it show much ?
Name that thing comp is posted…I think.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:41 am
I am dying to do some redecorating on my blog too! But I suppose doing it in our actual house should first (not nearly as much fun).
I love having you on my blogroll hun! I’d love to be on yours too
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April 16th, 2008 at 6:50 am
Here via Candy … and I can’t find your blogroll AT ALL … not on the left nor to the right … and I was so dying to make fun of her what with the wrong link and all.
*sigh*
Guess I’ll have to try again another day.
April 16th, 2008 at 11:23 am
That is one fine lookin award! Congrats!
April 16th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Martini’s make my world go round…;)
April 16th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Lightening: Yeah, you are the one to blame for the state of my house as I spend my life wandering around the blogosphere. I believe you should pay for a housekeeper biatch.
ScrappyDo: But we all know of your dark side that you don’t share on your blog…
Kirstie: Hmmm, which one to pick???
Bettina: You can’t have minions, I have minions and ninja minions at that.
Widdle Shamrock: You are insane. Srsly.
Jen: What about running on little sleep and a whole lotta wine? Sounds good to me!
Girl: You know you are my special Girl. The feedreader is an arsehat.
River: All but the fishnets, you can borrow mine.
Robin: Bitach
Mr Fab: Matches my shoes today! That is something I always look for in an assult rifle.
Jayne: Lovin that gravatar.
4fthawaiian: You are seriously 4 ft? You can be my little pocket pal. Or I could get one of those dog carrier bags…
Whatsadonzer: God I love you. Tell me more, I need more ego stroking.
Magpie: I am blessed to be given such an awesome rifle, to shoot Magpies with… oops did I say that out loud?
VE: it is a plugin asshat. Everyone has one. I believe I had it before you anyway, so na na nana na.
Queen Goob: Usually. Today with Boo in the line at Safeway… not so much.
Sensitiva: Seeing you asked so nicely. No. Oh, all right then…
The Planet of Janet: You can be on it, but you need to comment on every post. Twice. Fair trade?
Jayne: Shit. Looks like I miss out again! I haven’t had time to go visiting lately, grrrrrr.
Sandy: Oh to have the time to do both! Bloody sleep and showering and eating… takes up sooooo much TIME! Oh and then there are those ‘children’ that keep asking for things like food.
Moo: First of all I believe I have the name ‘Moo’ trademarked or something. If you read the post you would have seen that the ‘Stalking my Stalkers’ button is my blogroll. But it is not done yet. So Candy is whining already for no reason. Sigh. It’s OK, I abused her and made her cry already…
Gina: How cool is it that she made it for me! It made me feel all special and happy and shit.
Ann: Me too!
April 16th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I’ll leave it to goaldeebug to comment on my length
April 16th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Yes I am insane.
And I have the Prozac and the weird friends to prove it, lol.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
4fthawaiian: bwaaaaa haaaa haaaaaa! You naughty boy.
Widdle Shamrock: Am I one of the weird friends??? Hmmmmm….
April 17th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Hello from Washington, DC!
New stalker here… I found my way via Redneck mommy.
Love the Magenta AK.
I’ll be back.
GF
April 17th, 2008 at 1:08 am
I had minions first, cos I remember you asking me what the hell my minions were!
April 17th, 2008 at 1:47 am
You’re on mine. I’m on yours. *Phew*
I’m bloody hopeless at witty succinct one-liners. Sorry. (Please don’t punish me!)
April 17th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Gunfighter: Welcome to the madness!
Bettina: I challenge you to come up with evidence woman. I have called my kids my minions since they were small(er)
Guera: You know I am going to use that don’t you?
April 17th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Can you add me as well?
How is this for a tagline - ‘Blogging just got queerer.’
April 25th, 2008 at 1:58 am
You is on my blogroll already lady! Magneto Bold we more than three her, it says.
You can add me to yours if you want to, I’d be honoured.
Cheers
BC
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