Winnah!!!!
So today is the day. Finally got off my arse, handed over my title of Queen of Procrastination and drawn the winner of the Pay it Forward comp from the other day.
Amy the bunneh has been preparing all day to do the honours of drawing the winner. Other people use random generators, pull names from a hat or use these:
Not me, I am all about the different. And I am too cheap to hire one of those things, even though they would be mad fun filled with cash or shiny things. Or getting my mother in there, pad lock the door and fill the fucker full of dung. And tell her it is chocolate. But this post is not about MOTY, it is all about YOU!
So here are the contestants. I must advise that the competition was drawn under the strict supervision of some world renown, universally trusted, loved by all, judges. Dipsy, La-La and Po. Tinky Winky couldn’t make the draw as he was hidden in the freezer smashed to pieces with a mallet that will teach you to wake me in the middle of the night you fucker sleeping with the fishes by way of the s-bend waxing his back and getting a pedicure.
Look at their smug little faces. Don’t you just wanna beat them to a bloody pulp? I know, it would mean filling the bastards full of blood first but man, that first spray of teletubbie blood would be sweet. Yes, I hold a small grudge against these soul destroying, language shredding, ugly little bastards…
All fabulous peeps, all deserving of a win. I do have a favourite that I want to win though. Oh Amy, please pick VE! I wanna rip his blog to shreds… call me ‘nice and fun’, you bastard!!
Meticulously cut and trimmed to ensure they are all the exact same size. Tried to farm out the job to one of my minions but they were all ‘Bugger off’ and ’stupid blog’ and doing weird finger and thumb in the shape of an L on their forehead (thanks Smash Mouth for teaching my son that…) so I did it myself. That is how much I love you all.
Almost got a finger cramp you know.
Then off to Amy’s cage. She was ready and primed. She has been practicing all day.
She is ignoring the paper. And my threats.
Pick a fucking name Amy. You know Boo thinks you are going to shit chocolate on Sunday and man is he gunna be pissed when he finds out you didn’t. You want me to help you out? Or you want to fend for yourself when he goes probing?
Ahhh, good answer Amy. Thankyou baby.
So the winnah is… drumroll please…
River.
Fuck. River, freaking AWESOME as she is, does not have a blog. I think many of us have discovered the stalker mad obsessed fan the wonderfulness of River. Not many readers go back to the start of a blog and read every. single. post.
You are a true stalker River. Smootches.
So back to that freaking bunny. She has wised up now and is sitting in her own shit. Knowing I ain’t gunna be picking her up NOW.
I stand there with the camera poised. Thinking of other ways of drawing the competition. Boo likes to eat paper. Toilet paper. Not the same texture.
I look away for a split second and she has nudged some paper to the side. Good enough for me!
But she chose TWO names. So now we have TWO more winnahs. Yeah, great.
And the winnahs are:
So girls let me know which one you want, a month free advertising on my sidebar under ‘Where the cool kids hang out’ or a blog review on my blog or yours.
And don’t forget to do your own pay it forward post. And if you choose to use the cash-in-ator to pick the winner, call me.
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21 Responses to “Winnah!!!!”
March 21st, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Woo-hoo! Thank you Amy. Thank you,thank you. Cursteys and blows kisses…
Congratulations to the REAL winners. I look forward to reading reviews if that’s what you choose.
March 21st, 2008 at 10:55 pm
A most creative approach (would expect nothing less). Congrats to the winners
March 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Teletubbie blood would be sooo sweet.
Only a few years ago i managed to ween by 19 year old off them!
March 21st, 2008 at 11:55 pm
I want Dipsy to get bloodied first! Isn’t he the green one?
Oh wait, not a choice. Okay, um, I think I’d like door #2 please Monty. (Please, don’t let it be a goat)(Please, don’t let it be a goat)(Please, don’t let it be a goat)
Oooooh!
My blog reviewed on your blog. yay. scream. (Throwing arms around your neck and kissing you!)
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:27 am
Woohooo!!!! congratulations!!!!
Yay for River and Ree and the other one.oops *ducks*
for cover.. darned magpies… heeheehee
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:35 am
Whew…missed a flogging by that much. That was so much FUN. NICE of you to keep me in the losers where I belong… Ha ha ha
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:56 am
Shit chocolate on Easter. Funny. Poor Boo! or Boor Poo! Ha, ha. He’ll find out.
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:20 am
A bunny? A bunny picked your winners? Just in time for Easter?
Since Ree picked a review, I’ll pick the sidebar.
Give Amy a smooch for me.
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:39 am
Only YOU would use a bunny…
and what would you have done if she ate the whole damn piece of paper?
ROTFLMAO
You are the best!
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:44 am
How cute!!!
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:14 am
I think those other freaking teletubbies need to get in the freezer too….
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 am
wait, let me just get this straight…I haven’t won shit?
You are having a laugh at my expense yeah? all of you are in it…
crafty Aussies…
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:05 am
River: You are still a real winner girl. Just don’t get a prize *snort*
Meg: You say creative, psychologists would say different.
Casdok: Fuck. You are kidding me. I got another 10 years of Teletubbie terror???
Ree: Smootches back. I wish it was a goat though.
Frogpondrock: LOL. Blasted magpies. Are you wearing your icecream container with googly eyes?
VE: Bastard. I will get you one day my pretty.
Iceel: Tomorrow is going to be interesting…
Magpie: Once she has a bath. Will be making your purdy button over the weekend. Expect an email.
Sorrow: I believe it is called the Heimlich maneuver…
Diva: She is rather adorable. Or are you talking about those demented Tubbies?
Alison: I can think of much more unsavory punishments.
Xbox4NappyRash: Nup. You are shitless. Lacking in shit. Devoid of all shit. A man with no shit. No shit for you come back one year.
So in other words, no you didn’t win this time…
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:28 am
I sooooooooooooooo want to see mutilated Teletubbies. I want to see an axe go through their shitty little bodies and then I can say “Tubby bye bye”
There just has to be Teletubby genocide somewhere on the world wide interweb!
And damn, I’m so gonna find it.
Oh yeah, before I forget.
RIVER, GET YE SELF A FREAKIN’ BLOG, WILL YA.
Your comments are piss inducingly funny.
Your blog would be the same.
DO IT, DO IT, DO IT.
Or I shall turn you into a toad.
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:41 am
Bloody Teletubbies. Ours went “missing” when we moved. It was tragic. NOT.
Amy did good with the drawing of the winners. Good luck tomorrow with explaining things to Boo. Hope it doesn’t get too ugly. Perhaps some melted chocolate applied strategically to Amy might work, plus tell him not only does she shit the chocolate egss, she wraps them in foil too.
Congrats to the winners. Looking forward to the review of Ree’s blog.
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Our dog managed to hide the bodies of the Teletubbies underneath the lemon tree…and then the frigging tree died. Coincidence? I think NOT!
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Is that winners arrow pointed at the Teletubbies too?
My thoughts are with Amy this Sunday. Poor, poor bunny.
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:54 pm
LMFAO… Teletubbies killed the lemon tree.
Oooooooooooooooh shit yeah! Some prize wit out there has to do the updated version of “Video killed the radio star” and call it “Teletubbies killed the leeeeeeeeeeemon tree”
C’mon, it will be a farkin’ hit on youtube.
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
I don’t need prizes, I have friends.
Anja? No.
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
No blog. Comments only. I’m really quite boring.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:40 pm
fabulous. just fabulous. can’t wait to see what ya do to… um for magpie and ree.
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