Paying it forward and blinging up da house.
OK, my lovelies today is a lurve fest.
Today I gotz me heaps of bling to fling and a little sharing the warm fuzzies.
My girl Meg at Dipping into the Blogpond, bestowed me a freaking AWESOME gift, on my birthday no less, of 500 Entrecard credits in her Pay it Forward post.
And now it is my turn to spread the lurve. Or PIF it. Well technically piffing is chucking something out/disposing of or whatever, but lets just pretend for today that it is a good thing. K? K.
So my little contribution is one of two things. You can either have:
A button on my sidebar linking to your blog under ‘Where the cool kids hang out’ for a month
OR
I will do a review of your blog on mine or yours, your choice. Remembering I have a fucking foul mouth and a warped sense of humour. So if like, your boss or your grandma reads your blog you may wanna pass on that.
In order to win one of these paltry piss poor cheap arsed lazy biatch can never get her arse into gear enough to get to the post office to send anything wonderful bloggy gifts, you need to leave a comment on this post. Not just any comment, a mini review of this blog. Just a couple of lines. The funniest, most ridiculous, bizarre or just down right weird will be picked by my minons daughters to be placed in a new section of the blog entitled, well, something funny anyway. Linking to your blog for like forever.
But you don’t have to do that to win, it is just a little extra incentive *snort*. I will close comments on 19 March (Aussie time, so 18 I think for my Northern Hemisphere lovelies) and, in honour of Easter, will get Amy the bunny to pick the winner. With photographic evidence.
Now to the bling. Oh my, I have had some awesome bling flung my way from my absolutely favourite peeps.
So in no particular order I will be flinging the bling after every post this week.
Meg gave me The Blogging Mentor award
and I will fling this to XboxforNappyRash, Frogdancer, Colin and Guera.
Tiff gave me You make my day award
AND Spread the love
as did Lightening.
I will fling the first one at Gemisht and LouCeel and the second to BabyChaos and Gina.
Whymommy gave me Bloggers of the world.
as did Maddy
and I will fling this to Nicole and Sueblimely.
Well, four is enough for one day doncha think? Now get your thinking caps on and let the insanity ooze out the sides. Make me gaffaw people, or at least thank God that you don’t know where I live.
I will leave you with a nice little homemaker tip.
When it is hotter than fuck and you really couldn’t be bothered cooking for your ravenous hordes, chuck a hunk o meat in the crockpot and hide the bastard in the laundry.
Then the house won’t heat up. Genius. Bow to my ingenuity.
But remember to lock the door. Lest a tiny terrorist wanders in and decides to add washing powder to it.
In the famous words of that french fucker in Finding Nemo:
Bubbles!!!
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28 Responses to “Paying it forward and blinging up da house.”
March 16th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Dude, you’re fancy.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Oooh, thank you! That reminds me I am way overdue for passing on awards. Must get right on that.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I don’t want a review. I don’t want the linky love.. I want it to get cold really farking fast…I want it to rain..I want this bushfire that is lurking up north a bit to go away right now!!!!
I do like the Mwah! lippy thingy though..hehehehe
Oh and I want the death penalty for fucking arsonists as well..
cheers kim xxx
March 16th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Wow, you are certainly loved by many!!! Congratulations!!! Tell Too that if she wants some bum biting bug merchandise that she can email me and I will send her a phone strap or something!!!!
March 16th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I can’t comment sensibly right now. I’m too busy swooning over your ability to use the phrase “bling to fling” without tripping over your teeth.
March 16th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Is it wrong that my first thought on seeing this - http://www.yankodesign.com/index.php/2007/04/19/hotdoll-love-doll-for-dogs-by-clement-eloy/ - was that it looked like something Kelley should see?
March 16th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Woo hoo! Thanks…
(interview me for Aussie bloggers. (remember?) Come on.,… you know you want to… it’ll be fun….) Or review me. On my blog or yours. I’m up for it. My sister read my blog at Christmas and said she’d never seen any activity more pathetic and sad. (I have no idea what she saw. What did I write? Or maybe she was incapable of understanding the glory that is Frogdancer…) Anyway, family shock doesn’t seem to be an issue with me.
Only one more week to go till holidays. I can’t wait.
March 16th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
I just read your twitter thingy..when you hallucinate when you are bone-crunchingly, knee achingly tired.. Do you just see skittery things on the edge of your vision? Or do you full on “pink floyd” oops i didn’t eat that green star Trip out?
Just wondering? and I still don’t want a review or any linky thingeries..
cheers kim…
March 17th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Thanks for playing along babe
Oh - lurve the Easter theme! 
March 17th, 2008 at 3:24 am
Love the header! So springy and fun. Especially the Ninja Bunny.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:59 am
I SO want a foul mouthed review!
These nicey nicey ones make my tits itch.
Thanks very much for the award…what the fuck is it for?
March 17th, 2008 at 4:03 am
I bow humberly to your ingenuity.
March 17th, 2008 at 5:16 am
Wow, you sure get a lot of awards! I get abuse…
I’d love to have you review my blog on yours. That would be quite entertaining and I could use the ridicule…
March 17th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Magneto Bold Too’s decor suggests an upscale coffee house with elegant furnishings and wi-fi access, although I was a bit surprised to find a Christmas tree in the restroom. While perusing the menu, I was pleasantly surprised to find down-home (Down Under?) posts that seemed sure to satisfy any appetite. When my entree arrived, I was thrilled to find meaty, substantive posts sprinkled with dark humor and intense love. Gourmet chocolate was served for dessert. Our waitress was well dressed and was wearing fabulous shoes. Be warned, the choices here only come in spicy.
* Or is that not the kind of review you meant?
*
March 17th, 2008 at 8:25 am
I would like to dip my dainty hoof into the reviews, even though I’m technically not a blogger anymore.
The House of Magneto Bold Too should have several cautions placed upon it:
CAUTION: Reading this blog will require the reader to sit upon a rubber sheet or wear their ‘hello kitty’ incontinence pads.
CAUTION: Trolls will be gutted like a pig and their entrails will be served to Kelley’s lurkers with fava beans and a nice chianti.
CAUTION: Language is of the decidedly smutty variety on this blog. If one has a delicate nature, and vaporises over words like ‘poo poo’ follow the exit signs.
CAUTION: One will learn that the female anatomy does have three holes. Doesn’t that make one want to straighten their petticoat in shock!
CAUTION: In the space of five minutes, a reader can piss their pants and cry their eyes out.
In Summary:
Readers flock to this blog to learn new words and phrases such as “fuck chops” and “shooting sparks out my cooter” and the author of this blog encourages profanity, insanity, and depravity. Fuck me, I love it.
March 17th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Oh my eyes! Those eggs!
You are a funny shoe-loving, coffee-drinking, foul-mouthed chick.
March 17th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
My review:
She’s funny. It’s nice. I like going there.
Nuff said?
March 17th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Best spring header ever!
March 17th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Anja - those cautions are fantastic
“Magneto Bold Too - Fill your coffee cup, grab a block of chocolate, and settle down for an awesome read. Oh yeah, and hide your toothbrush.”
March 17th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
“Magneto Bold Too - for when life just sucks dogs’ balls and the world is turning an ugly shade of crap remember Kelley will be waiting in the wings! “
March 17th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Girl: LMAO, ‘fancy’???
Guera: I think some of these are from January! I am soooo slack.
Kim: I hear ya about the heat and the fucking arsonists. My boobs have their own freaking lake. Perhaps I could wring out my bra and help ya put out those flames?
Lulu: I will tell her
Robin: LOL.
Frogdancer: Yeah, shuddup, *gaffaw* I really need to get onto that. Oh and you SURE you want a review? I will be much nastier than pathetic and sad!!!
Kim: More like ‘Um WHERE am I? And how did that cow get in the room???’ So Floydesque I would say. Going on a week now of less than 3 hours a night…
Meg: Wish my gift was as awesome as yours though! Moo did a great job didn’t she
Ree: Um, seeing I love ya and all that I WONT bitch slap you. It is Autumn here and hotter than hell. So it is an Autumn theme!
Xbox4NappyRash: Well I COULD say it is cause I love ya and think you are awesome, but I just went through the comments and picked you randomly… The others were all well thought out. Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa
Casdock: ‘Humberly’ is now my new word. It sounds so cool!
VE: I got shit loads more from whence they came. Cause people love me… na na nana na…
Stimey: I was expecting more of the ’she smells like feet’ rather than a witty entertaining fabulous review. I knew there was a reason I wanted you for a friend!
Anja: They are AWESOME! Even considering a couple for alternating tag lines… got any more? LMAO
Magpie: You are too kind, even if I did burn out your retinas.
Hilary: NICE? I am NICE??? That is SO NOT the image I am aiming for woman! Shit, gotta get my nastiness back.
Deb on the Rocks: SPRING??? It is not fucking SPRING!!! It is sweaty breasticles, frizzing freaking hair AUTUMN. Sheesh…
Naomi: Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa! Perhaps the next header should be a toothbrush?
Jayne: Is there are pretty shade of crap?
March 17th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Catch! I’ve flung some blog bling your way
http://leechbabe.blogspot.com/2008/03/o-holy-heatwave.html
Just because I *knew* you needed more bling.
March 17th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Couldn’t review me, I don’t have a blog. But I’ll happily read your reviews of others. I luuurve your style.
March 17th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Ooooh love the header graphic and the Ninja Bunny - is that Amy on a bad day?????
And thanks heaps for the Bling. Smootches
And to go with Anja’s
CAUTION - As this blog has been known to induce involuntary spitting of beverages, please ensure keyboard is covered before reading.
March 18th, 2008 at 1:21 am
More awards?
What’s next for you? A Nobel Peace Prize? A Pulitzer?
March 18th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Now that you’ve gotten rid of those, there are a couple more on my blog for you.
Because I heart you.
March 18th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Awwww, thank you, babe!
And dude, if I don’t get that button on my blog for a couple of months, I SO apologize. I suck with stuff like that.
Smootches!
March 19th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Okay, you AND the comments just make my night.
I would kill for you to come guest blog in the next two weeks.
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