Par-tay!
Fuck me dead that last post was depressing.
There is a reason why the past is the fucking PAST isn’t there?
Anyway it is my birthday and lets celebrate! I have chucked sooky la la depressing Kelley in the corner with her letters and a block of chocolate and we shouldn’t hear from her for a while. Or at least until the last caffeine infusion wears off.
Had a day of spoiling and general sitting on my arse-edness.
Bliss.
I half made the bed and then went, fuck it, it is my birthday.
I got up at half past sparrow fart, with the kids eyes hanging outta their heads so they could give me my present before the morning madness.
And I lucked out my lovelies! Instead of the usual ‘Shit I forgot sorry honey I love you’ crap that MPS usually pulls, he actually got it right.
A purdy pink ipod. And a docking station. *swoon*
I forced sent my deathly ill daughters to school with colds.
Cause it is my freaking day God Damnit! And I want to be aaaahlooooone!
After the coast was clear the hordes disposed of everyone was where they needed to be I went and bought a coffee, some chocolate and some shoes.
Pink to match my ipod. Of course.
Cause it is my birthday.
(Fucking flats though.)
And came home to silence.
SILENCE.
Oh the serenity.
Every call was a birthday call. Not one telemarketer fucker or support group parent.
Even though Kevin decided to do a backflip on the carers bonus debacle. Happy Birthday!!
Invites to lunch and coffee and outings, but I took a rain check (is that how you spell it? Well it is now!) cause it is all about the silence and the serenity and the aaaahloooooone!
Emails and peeps wishing me Happy Birthday on their blogs. And on Aussie Bloggers.
Man, I feel loved.
Naomi made an animated thingy for me. Go here to see it. It is fabulous!
Caroline gave me this:
Awwww.
The Coven aka Bettina, Widdle Shamrock and Anja gave me some lovin’ here and here.
And here is a taste of one of the presents they gave me.
Planning on recreating that one tonight *snigger*
Especially seeing MPS got attacked by the beauty school girls at TAFE and his back was waxed. Just in time for my birthday. So if I close my eyes I can pretend I am with a different man I can feel the smoothness of his back.
And ninjas! Bettina gave me NINJAS!
I loves me some Ninjas. Remember these guys? Man, I cracked myself up that day.
Kim at Frog ponds rock gifted me some man candy. All this talk of snakes and frogs of the sweet kind has to be surpassed by some man candy. Wonder if I can get them in chocolate for Easter???
And I won Megs Pay It Forward comp. Wondering what I am going to do for MY pay it forward post…
I of course cannot forget the fabulous birthday greeting of ‘Happy Birthday Fuck-Chops’ from Mrs Fancypants. They just don’t get better than that people. And apparently a tribute is on its way… I am waiting for her to top that. Methinks it impossible.
My angel Boo bought me these:
Well he asked me to give him money as he walked past them. Photo in the background look familiar?
I was surprised by my parents with a $150 gift voucher to my second home favourite shoe store. SQUEEEE!!!
I have been spoilt rotten, nay been treated in the manner expected for a princess. Cause I am a princess. Just ask, well anyone that knows me. Their heads will bob so much they will sue for damages due to the whiplash.
And last but not least, in an hour it will be the 13th and the birthday of my cyber twin Sonia. But it will still be the 12th there. Sonia, aka Sunshine, is obviously Glinda to my wickedness. Light and sunshine, blonde and lovely to my dark and potty mouthed bad tempered biatch. Go over and wish her a happy birthday too.
Well it is late. And my birthday is drawing to a close. It will go down as one of the loveliest. Even if there is no cake.
Boo has one last gift for me. He wants to sleep in my bed, to cuddle me to sleep. How could I turn that face down…
Sigh. Guess the shoe whoring will have to wait till I have spent my gift voucher. Thinking boots…
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39 Responses to “Par-tay!”
March 12th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
How much you are loved …glad your birthday was topped all day with loveliness.You had better get going if you have some recreating to do!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You deserve a dozen million days all to yourself!
March 13th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Happy Birthday!!!! I am a little late but it at leasts sounds like you had a decent day! Yay!!!
Celebrate for the whole month, it is the only way!
March 13th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Am so pleased that you were spoilt too!!
You deserve it hon.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Dear Kelley,
Happy Birthday Gorgeous Woman Wearing Fabulous Shoes!!!
It is still your birthday for a whole more minute!!
Wonder how much of a novel I can write in a minute, not much lol.
Glad to hear you had such wonderful gifts and a wonderful day.
Much Hugs!!
Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 13th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Hmm now I am confused, your blog says my post was at 12.22am, but its only 12.01am in NSW. Oh well, I still have some blonde left somewhere under the dye, so confusion is a permanent fixture I guess.
Loves Ya!!
March 13th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Happy birthday!
March 13th, 2008 at 12:31 am
You will see in my post to you today, I am bringing you shoes. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!
March 13th, 2008 at 2:20 am
Happy Birthday. Did you get a cake in the form of a shoe?
March 13th, 2008 at 2:31 am
One more shot of rum *hic* oughtta do it *UURRPP* ’scuse me. Happy Birthday. Skol.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:33 am
Sounds like an excellent day on all fronts. Glad to hear it was a happy one!
March 13th, 2008 at 2:50 am
I got that same exact iPod for my birthday, which was about 2 weeks ago! We’re practically sistahs!
March 13th, 2008 at 3:00 am
Happy B-Day! Incidentally, I shoved my hacking and wheezing kids on the school bus, too . . . and it wasn’t even my birthday.
Do you say “arse” in Australia? It sounds so much nicer than “ass” . . . I think I could even learn to love my fat “arse”.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:31 am
Happy Birthday!
Here by way of Sunshine.
Looks like a lovely party going on …ummm, my birthday is 3/18 … can you send that guy over to caress/kiss my CFMP adorned foot??? LOL
Enjoy your celebration.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:38 am
Kinky boots! Yeh!
Very glad you had a good day, god knows you deserve it.
Cheers
BC
March 13th, 2008 at 3:46 am
Happy Birthday!
March 13th, 2008 at 5:45 am
It seems to me like you’ve been celebrating your birthday for about 4 days at this stage, nearly time for the next one…
March 13th, 2008 at 6:32 am
Sounds like a perfect birthday to me!!
March 13th, 2008 at 6:38 am
hehehehe I am pleased that you liked borat in his mankini..
I actually have a birth-week.. because one day just isn’t enough…
cheers kim xxx
March 13th, 2008 at 7:02 am
I’m still giggling over “Happy Birthday, fuck-chops”
You received pretty flowers AND Boo cuddles! That was a present and a half.
Although, MPS getting a back… um was it a back, or a back, sack and crack?
Man being waxed *sigh*
Now that I have shaken myself out of that happyland thought… I’m so glad your birthday was wonderful.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:43 am
You deserve every last one of those wonderful things! Happy birthday!!
March 13th, 2008 at 7:51 am
YAY !!!
Sounds a pretty love er ly wuv er ly day.
YOU ARE WORTH IT!!!!!
March 13th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Happy Birthday! Glad to see that your family has spoilt you rotten.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
I’m jealous.
I. WANT. PINK. SHOES. (and a photo of yours even if they are flats)
And a pink ipod *sob* Mine is boring, boring white.
Glad you had a nice day.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:46 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! So glad you had a great day. You deserve some sunshine.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Happy birthday ….
Late but …
xxxx
A
March 13th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
happy birthday! i am so glad it was a lovely one you deserve it!
March 13th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Friends and love are good. It sounds like a great day. Here’s to more of the same.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Honey, Happy Birthday Babes. Wish I was there to give you big hugs and licks.
Many, many happy returns.
March 13th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Congrats, or whatever it is y’all say down there! Sorry I missed the party!
March 13th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Thanks for all the birthday wishes my lovelies!
A smootchey kiss to every single one of you. Now I am off to visit all of your blogs… that is better than individual replies here today isn’t it?
March 13th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
WHAT?! No CAKE?!!! That makes the rest rather meaningless, don’t you think?! No… clearly you are a well loved lady. I hope you wore your new pink shoes for your evening birthday cuddle, thus recreating your lovely “shoe worship” photo. Many happy returns!
xoxo
Melain
March 13th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Happy Birthday! Even though I am a day late.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I love that cute little cupcake kitty picture. I’m going to save it in my file and send it to my niece on her birthday. Happy Birthday.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Hope that you had a truly wonderful day. You know I was thinking of you
March 14th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Happy happy birthday my friend, I’m glad it was such a wonderful one.
March 14th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Aaaawwww! I’m glad you had a great birthday!
March 14th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I am so glad that you had such a fabulous birthday, my dear!
March 15th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Shoes and flowers and ninjas, Oh My!
Happy Birthday
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