Miscellaneous. Now with added SHOE BLING!!!
Yeah, you know that Lent thing?
I haven’t watched Neighbours. Or punched MPS in the testicles. Yay me.
But my middle finger has had a bit of a workout. I think I pulled a muscle.
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Bossy says to embrace the inner curl. My straightener would be the first thing I would save in an emergency. My kids have legs. The straightener doesn’t. Good call methinks. But I wish Bossy would quit whispering in my freaking ear every time I turn the thing on though……
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Someone googled ‘hot 60 year olds’ and got my blog. Insult?
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I was checking out people that have been to my blog. One of my kids ex teachers has been here. This teacher no longer teaches around here. I wonder if he recognized me?
Should I post a photo of my boobs? Yes, that was my first reaction.
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Today was our first PSG for the year. A meeting at school with the teacher, aide and Vice Principal (in capitals cause he is important like) to discuss all things Boo. The result? Boo is being a controlling little turd (my words), hysterically funny, loved by all and there are the issues we need to work on. The End.
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Boo’s new mattress turned up today. King Single. The bed is coming tomorrow. I should say the bed is going to be constructed in his room tomorrow. A custom made reinforced steel bed designed by engineers. Lets see if the kid can destroy that!
Or eat it.
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I spent 45 mins on the phone to the tax department. To get a copy of a form for another Govt Department. Which the latter had, and lost. My wonderful customer service operator/officer was Manuel. I fought the urge the whole time to not say ‘Que?’
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My house is trashed. Every single freaking room is destroyed. I have calculated the amount of effort and calories burnt to clean the bastard and I am pretty sure 8 blocks of chocolate should cover it.
After I did my calculations, I did what every self respecting housewife would do. I got changed and I went shopping for shoes.
*swoon*
Purdy box
Just like Christmas! Mmmm, that brand-new-spank-me smell.
Come to Mumma. The lowest heels I own. Can do some serious chasing after Boo in these babies. But the best bit? The Oh. My. God. too cute bit?
The soles. I just wanna sit with my feet up and show them off. Unfortunately they will be scuffed unrecognisable within a day. But at least I know they were originally too cute.
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After cleaning the bathroom (4 squares of chocolate) I couldn’t be bothered with the ensuite. So I spritzed some Spray and Wipe in there and it smells clean. That’ll work.
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There is so much washing in the laundry I am counting it as double points if I can scale it to get to the machine without breaking a limb. Sir Edmond would be proud. The bunny is acting as my sherpa.
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I made chilli for dinner. It was fabulous. Boo refused to even taste it. He had corn chips and watermelon for dinner. Fruit and vegetable. Right?
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I better get some stashing shit under beds housework done as I have a horde of hot sweaty hunky engineers 3 frail elderly men coming in the morning to do me Boo’s bed.
Better put the defibrillator on charge and defrost the Sara Lee.
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37 Responses to “Miscellaneous. Now with added SHOE BLING!!!”
February 27th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
love those new shoes. and the soles to die for.
Nicole
February 27th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Are you actually going to wear those shoes? I would put them in a glass cabinet and admire them. A lot.
Also, I heart my straightener.
February 27th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Oh so pretty!
Crossing fingers that he can’t eat the bed. Eating the bed would be bad, right?
February 27th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
I am here to be my daughter’s echo.. hehehehehe
Must still be a hangover from forming the Apathetic as all Buggery club.. *yawn* mmm where are the cupcakes????
cheers kim
February 27th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
hehehehehe I didn’t get a warning when I said BUGGERY.. but I did last post when I said *gasp* Pussy… lets see what happens this time MUAWHAHAHAA
February 27th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
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hehehehehehehe I wonder what will happen if I say that I am pissing myself laughing now…..
Ps.I know that this Happened to Anja and she wrote about it but…. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
February 27th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
like the soles of the shoes… I would definitely have my feet up on the desk indefinitely with those… well… ’till I’d walked them off.
Hope the bed is Boo proof but don’t hold your breath eh? He sounds like a resourceful little blighter and blue skin wouldn’t suit you!
Cheers
BC
February 28th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Fantastic shoes. I can’t think of a better therapy for healing the wounds of Google perverts.
February 28th, 2008 at 12:23 am
sigh. Your blog hates me *sob*
your comment crack thingy thing links to my old blog site not the current one btw.
back to you and your shoes. Cute, but the soles are the best bit for sure……….. perhaps you need to learn how to walk on air so that you dont’ scuff them up and can show them off with your feet up all day!
February 28th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Oh you are witty today - but of course you would be. You have new heels! And soles…
Do you know I used to have panic attacks in shoes stores. Probably still do - I don’t visit them often enough or for long enough to test the theory…
Its one of those things that I have heard about but never experienced, the shoe rush thing. Sigh. I wonder what that is like.
Anyhow - sorry, little tangent there - typing aloud - a very amusing post indeed.
February 28th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Oooh, cute shoes!
I say corn chips are definitely a vegetable.
February 28th, 2008 at 1:08 am
I LOVE the shoes and I would probably stare at the bottom of my feet ALL DAY LONG!
My house looks like a tornado trashed it…literally…I can’t take it anymore! The kids are gone for the night and I had had hopes of going out for a nice dinner with the hubs…looks like I’m cleaning and maybe purging….things that is, not vomit!
February 28th, 2008 at 1:46 am
LOVE the shoes!
February 28th, 2008 at 2:36 am
Do those shoes make you want to stand on your head or what? (*leaving now - with a BIG visualization problem*)
February 28th, 2008 at 2:43 am
New shoes? You sure wear out shoes fast. I still have a pair from 1977…
February 28th, 2008 at 2:43 am
So? Are we gonna see your boobs or not?
February 28th, 2008 at 7:05 am
What cute shoes! I need new shoes too **stamping feet**
And yes, I’d be insulted about the 60 year old search if I were you. LMAO!
February 28th, 2008 at 7:06 am
cute shoes!
he wouldn’t really eat the bed, would he?
February 28th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Bossy can embrace the inner curl. I, however, am never more than 5 miles from my straightener.
I love the shoes. I love that they tie. What color are the ties? Can the engineers use the ties to tie you to Boo’s bed?
February 28th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Being 183cms of anorexic greyhound type biatch, I don’t do heels, but I am in luuuuuuuuuuuurve with those shoes! Those soles are so beautiful. It would break my heart to wear out the pretty pattern.
In case of any form of emergency, my straightener is strapped to my body. I’m not going anywhere without it. NOBODY wants to see me with curls, I tells ya. *stops hyperventilating* Perish the thought.
Frogpondsrock *hugs*
The pussy censor got you too. Mad, ain’t it?
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Kelley’s blog of all blogs? What the fuck goes on here?
Kelley, that old lady with the mooncup is back. *sniggers*
February 28th, 2008 at 9:38 am
I love the shoes!
February 28th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Nicole: Aren’t they swoonable?
Missy: God yeah, makes my work day bearable when I can look down and swoon at my pretties.
Veronica: Um, yeah. I think that the resulting shit would break the toilet bowl.
Frogpondsrock: Cupcakes? Fuck the cupcakes I am here to rule the world! Bwaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaa! That cracks me up that you get a warning. Like an old school marm looking over her glasses at you.
Babychaos: Blue would clash with my new shoes.
Deb: Oh that is not the half of it. I really should to a googlepalooza of my really weird searches!
Bettina: What do you mean when you say my blog hates you? More details please. Are you wearing Ug boots?
Jeanie: Only today? *sob*
Robin: Cool. Will add that to the list of vegetables that Boo will eat. Corn chips, potato chips and corn on the cob.
Alison: That is when you finally realise that your life is over and you are a grown up. Housework over a dirty drunken night with your guy.
Queen of Shake Shake: Squeee! Me too!
Iceel: No because red doesn’t suit me, especially in my face and I wear skirts most of the time……..
VE: *snort* They are probably back in fashion now.
Mr Fabulous: Are you Too’s old teacher? No? Well then no.
Jenty: Na na nana na. I gotz me some new pretties. Now go and buy some and send me pictures.
Magpie: Unfortunately, yes. See this post
http://www.magnetoboldtoo.com/2007/10/08/another-toy-recall-from-china/
to see what he did to a coffee table.
Ree: The ties are velvet brown. The colour of chocolate *swoon*. The guys are seriously in their eighties, I think one is in his nineties so I think they may break a hip trying to tie them up.
Anja: so does it only not like pussy, or does it hate fuck as well. Methinks the Pope is my comment police.
February 28th, 2008 at 9:58 am
I GOT MODERATED!!!!! BWAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA!!! and yes, fuck is OK.
*shakes head in wonder*
February 28th, 2008 at 10:12 am
I lurve the shoes. Could you contact them - to stop the bottom getting scuffed….. No, OK just a thought. But at least when they get scuffed you have the evidence here on the blog to remind you of how gorgeous they are.
Can I borrow the bunny to be my laundry sherpa too - and its only going to get worse, DS home from 4 day school camp this afternoon *shudders*
February 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
The offspring daughter, Feral Queen, swooned and drooled when she saw those shoes…I merely gazed at them for a full hour
Feral Beastie ended up in a 1920’s Edwardian king single bed - because he lurves antiques he hasn’t eaten/kicked/smashed it with his cricket bat or even farted in it.
February 28th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
How do you know it was his teacher? Did he have a blog/post a comment, or do you have some other exciting method you can teach us all? You know, in case we have the urge to flash, too, heh heh!
February 28th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Boo destroyed a bed? I’m surprised and yet, not so. And I swear to the heavens above, if you turn me on to shoes, I will hunt you down. I have not the cash nor the place to wear beautiful shoes like the ones on your feet. Sigh…
February 28th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
I tried to buy some….shoes that is. I SUCK at shoe shopping!!!!
February 28th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
P.S. Are you ever gonna restart the comment lovey thingy (yeah, top commentators) cos I’m not on it. *sob* And I many have to leave a heap of useless messages until I come back. Cos I got behind. *sob* Now I’m reliving those school years nightmares where I came last in the sports day races….by a LONG way….
Nah, just trying to make you feel bad.
February 28th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Ha ha…it worked. I’m back on the list!!!! Except for Bettina has made like 3 times the comments that I have!!! *sigh* Somehow I don’t think I’m going to catch her.
February 28th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Holy Cr&*. Bettina’s got 56 comments. She is seriously a stalker. Watch out, she’s comin’ to get ya LOL
February 28th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Lurve the shoes
I am so back
Nanc
February 29th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Those are fabulous shoes! Where can I get a pair? I’m sure its time for new shoes for me…its been 2 weeks since I bought a pair and I think I’m suffering from withdrawal.
February 29th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
OMG!! I am sooo having Shoe envy right now!!
March 1st, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Gemisht: I will chuck the bunny in a postpack for ya K?
Jayne: The mind boggles that he wouldn’t have farted in it. Did you get him some antique Edwardian corks?
MadMad: Yes, we all know your penchant for flashing….. he has a blog with HIS FULL NAME ON IT. Idiot.
Jen: Hmmmm, my evil project for this year, ‘Get Jen into hot shoes by Christmas’
Lightening: You are just not in the right store. The shoes will choose you. It is preordained by the cosmos.
Lightening and Gemisht: It will reset soon. Then the race will be on to be my top dog!
Nanc: smootches.
Buffy: 2 weeks? This is my first pair since before Christmas! OH!! How did I cope so long!?
Kelly: Perhaps we should have a get together, in a shoe store…..
March 5th, 2008 at 6:07 am
“Someone googled ‘hot 60 year olds’ and got my blog. Insult?”
depends on how quick they left again….
March 10th, 2008 at 11:53 am
OMG I love your shoes. I need a pair - wherever did you get them?
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