I’m having a sleepover!
Tonight I have a house full of teenagers. Lounging all over my furniture. Fossicking through my fridge. Tying up my phone line while texting, playing Guitar Hero III, MSNing, dancing around in their underwear….
And tomorrow night that will be me and my girl Boneblower (For fucks sake will you change that name already!!! 
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We are having a girly sleepover.
With giggling and wine, gossiping and wine, bitching and wine, pillow fights and baby oil….. and wine.
Seriously we are going out to dinner. To the local Indian restaurant to eat hot curry and the equally hot waiter. Alright, he is a tad young so we will drool into our napkins and blame it on the heat of the curry.
But I am gunna wear a low cut top.
Cause it is hot in that waiter restaurant.
The girls are all freaked out cause Mummy is having a sleepover.
They are all ‘What are you going to do? Paint each others nails?’ gaffawing sounds
‘No, no! They are going to talk about boys‘ squeals of mirth.
‘Nah’ I tell them ‘We are going out, getting drunk and then we will come back and get stoned in the cubby house. Then we will stagger down to that party you are going to Moo’
That shut em up. Oh the horror on their faces. Shit, I wish I had batteries in the camera.
Now to continue with the linky lovin’ fest. Thankyou to each and every one of my lovelies that have followed me to my new home and updated your links.AND giving me constructive criticism about the look of the place. I truly appreciate it. And if I get drunk enough tomorrow night I might come on and do the ‘I loves youse alls’ speech *snort*
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The wonderful Girl at Fertile Mertile Who taught me the truly fabulous insult of ‘Jungle Muff’.
Karen at MiscMum
Frogdancer at Dancing with Frogs
Naomi at Nomesque Fiction
Deeleea at Singular Scene
Missy at Meanwhile back at the Ranch
The mad Contrary Mary at VeryContrary who I found when looking for Chuck Norris references
The disgustingly filthy Mr Fabulous at Pointless Drivel who I want to just lick his big fat bald head
Magpie at Magpie Musings who is not actually an annoying bird that swoops and makes small children wear icecream containers on their heads.
And lastly….
Tell me. Is it tacky to nominate myself for the Bloggers Choice awards for this new blog seeing my old one was nominated? Or will I just wait for one of you to do it again? Hint Hint
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31 Responses to “I’m having a sleepover!”
January 17th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Oooo: your sleepover sounds like fun. Can I come? I’ll bring wine and chocolate…
January 17th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
I can imagine the horror on their faces. I nearly died laughing!
January 17th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Stoned in the cubby house, hey? You’re just trying to make it sound like that’s not what you really are going to do, aren’t you?
I’d invite myself along too but I reckon the 2 of you will be more than enough for Hot Waiter to handle. (Can you squeeze him into the cubby?) And I’m having my own girly sleepover on Sunday, anyway.
Have fun tomorrow. I’m surprised the girls had looks of horror on their faces. How long have they known you?
January 17th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
LMFAO
I wish you did have a camera,the pic would have been priceless!
Hope you and Boneblower have a good one
January 17th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Awww, girly sleepover. I’m hanging out for one of those.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Is the baby oil reference to tease MPS now that he’s discovered what your blog is really about?? lolol
Have a great night ladies!
January 18th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Outstanding stuff. One of the real pleasures in life has been seeing the shock (and awe) on my sons faces when Dad says something totally gross, dirty, inappropriate or an exact reflection of what THEY would have said if Dad wasn’t there.
Kids don’t know that they’re not the ones who invented this stuff, and it’s so cool to watch the blood drain from their faces when they find out otherwise.
January 18th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Jealous over here. soooooo jealous.
January 18th, 2008 at 2:09 am
enjoy yourself
nothing better than a night out with the girls sans kids sans husbands and sans sanity
woohooo!
January 18th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Once upon a time I had 12 teenage girls sleep over at my house for my daughter’s 13th birthday party. NEVER-AGAIN! I wanted to kill each and every one of them ~ they were totally out of control boy crazy freaks on Coke, chocolate & potato chips.
‘We are going out, getting drunk and then we will come back and get stoned in the cubby house. Then we will stagger down to that party you are going to Moo.’ I would so come over for that party!
January 18th, 2008 at 3:15 am
“Fossicking.” That’s a new one to me. Is that like riffling (which people mispronounce as ‘rifling’)?
January 18th, 2008 at 3:26 am
LOL - must have camera handy at all times.
January 18th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Your evening sounds like it’s gonna be such a lot of fun. enjoy the yummy curry (or waiter) LOL!
January 18th, 2008 at 7:22 am
Ummm….
if Boneblower is going to be over there, could you tell her that I second your plea for her to change her name? I saw it on the Aussie bloggers forum, and for AGES I didn’t didn’t go anywhere near her because I thought she would be
a) a gay male site full of gay male sex. Talking about it in explicitly skanky ways. (I’m a straight female so that doesn’t resonate with me.)
b) a really skanky ho talking about sex. (I’m not against sex, but I hate skankiness. My days of a bewildered fascination with the Jerry Springer show ended at least 6 years ago.) OR
c)a naive teen who has no idea of the connotations of their name.
Of course, a few days ago I popped in and saw that my ideas about the name say more about me than about her. But I don’t think I’m alone….
January 18th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Shit, I tend to pick key words when I read. And I see ’sleepover’ ‘Boneblower’ ‘hot waiter’ ‘drunk’ and let’s not forget ’stoned’
Gebus wheezus! The mind goes freakin’ mental. And would it end up being mentioned on Facebook under the category of “My mum shagged the waiter and baby oiled the Boneblower while smoking spliffs in the tree house” Hmm, someone’s friend list would double overnight
January 18th, 2008 at 10:54 am
I have it on good authority that NONE of the above will be happening!!!!
Except for maybe the Indian!, the wine, giggling, gossiping, bitching, pillow fights, baby oil, cubby house and party……..God I love a good revenge session on the kids! LOL with extreme wickedness
January 18th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Ooooooh–I wanna come! I have had a crappity-crap-crap day and could really use a dose of just about all of the above. Can we go out and tp houses too? I definitely wanna come if we can tp houses.
January 18th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Tracy: Red wine for me, white for BB cause she is a p#ssy
Veronica: It was only fleeting. He he he. They are becoming accustomed to my madness.
Cerebralmum: I can fit a queen sized bed in that cubby! Hmmmm, might send BB home early…
Jayne: We will. Thanks.
Kin: You have a sleepover every night. Well until the arrival of your mini me.
Bettina: You know me too well *gaffaw*
Iceel: I keep finding myself saying ‘I wore that in the eighties’ *snort* Kids these days, got no indiviuality.
Ree: It would have been you babe if you got on the RIGHT FREAKING PLANE!!! Smootch.
Ange: We will. It will be awesome.
Carrie: Moo had 13 on her 13th and they went trick or treating. Dressed like hookers!!
Diesel: There I go with the Aussie references again….. well at least you didn’t ask what a cubby is. You will be an Aussie before you know it mate!
Magpie: I know! *slaps hand* naughty girl!
Jenty: Oh how I love me a hot and spicy waiter…. I mean DINNER
Frogdancer: I think we have convinced her to come out….
Anja: *gaffaw*
Liz: OMG!!! We are SO going to do this! Better go and get some cheap TP though. Not wasting the good stuff……
Oh and Garden nombe stealing…. and cow tipping…
January 18th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
ROTFL - awwwww, those poor kiddies! *snicker*
Hope you enjoy the hot Indian.
Thanks for the link!
January 18th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Enjoy your hot wait…um, curry! The look on the kids’ faces would have been priceless! LMAO!
January 18th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I have it on very good authority that brown boys do it better, and yes, they’re very hot.
Baby oil and Boneblower sounds good, though. Can’t help but giggle at the combination.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I tagged you for a meme.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
How I love your posts - I need some ammunition to use with my teenagers too. I often wonder - If men are from mars and women from venus where on earth do teenagers come from?
I would not have thought of the cubby house - the potting shed maybe but then my puns always were dreadful.
Hope you have a great sleepover with at least some sleep thrown in.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
did I mention I’m an expert at gnome extraction and relocation?
January 19th, 2008 at 5:46 am
Good food, good company and a hot waiter sounds fab! Hope you had/are having fun!
January 19th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Women, underwear, wine, baby oil? I’ve had that dream…
January 19th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Sooooooo fun. Wow. I think you hafta get that camera working!
January 19th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Pictures! Where are the feeeeeeeeeeeeeeelthy pictures?
January 19th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
mommy’s NEED sleepovers! Have a blast
January 20th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
I wanna have a sleepover!!! I’m also still getting over the shock and horror of missing your posts. Honest, I’m trying hard not to cry….
January 20th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
I ditto Lightening … glad I am back hot on your trails (trials) . I had some wicked sleepovers as a teen … we had our own granny flat to ourselves.
- jealous here too !
It is worth reading all the comments .. Anja’s is awesome.Hilarious.
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