The jig is up.
OK I’m back.
After painting the bathroom with hair dye dyeing my hair. I am back.
Sporting a mono brow, sideburns and a neck the lovely shade of bitter sweet chocolate brown. Yes that was the look I was aiming for thankyousomuchforasking. Just because my hair come out of the top knot while I was dyeing my Rapunzel length hair and slapped me around the face causing me to cry ‘get back up there you fucker’, doesn’t mean that I didn’t plan to look like a need a good freaking wax.
Or a Yeti. Or Michael Freaking Jackson.
I like looking two toned.
Ahem.
Anyway. I have been found out. Discovered. Outed as you will.
MPS the bastard has been reading my blog.
Oh he claims it was an accident. He claims that he couldn’t help but read it while helping me edit the CSS to get all these purdy colours. He couldn’t help scrolling all the fucking way down the page and clicking on links while admiring the handiwork of Moo with the header.
So he knows this blog is not about housework and cooking *snort* and he seems OK with it.
He was like ‘You are funny’
I’m like, ‘What just funny, or phunny. You know with the ‘ph’ cause that is the better kinda funny.’
And he is all ‘whatever’ and looking at me like a weirdo. And this was before I slapped myself around the face with the contents of 3 boxes of bitter sweet chocolate chemical goodness.
He suggested that perhaps MPS should stand for My Personal Slave instead of Mario Porn Star. I asked if he was prepared to take on the role, considering there are grapes to be peeled in the fridge.
He gave me that weirdo look again.
Sigh. Hard to get good help these days.
So every one give MPS/MPS a wave *hello honeybunch/sweetcakes/sex god/asshat…. oops that last one just slipped in honest.
And thank him for all his work on prettying up this crib (hi Doodaddy!) and dealing with me slapping him around the head asking nicely to hurry the fuck up.
And watch your language. Fucker is the sensitive kind.
Thanks to everyone for your fab comments on my new digs. Feeling rather comfy. Considering moving the furniture around a bit to increase the Feng Shui and shit. Will be updating my blogroll in the next couple of days.Thanks to the following lovelies for updating their links and blogrollsJoh of Joh Blogs
Veronica of Sleepless Nights
Benitta ahem I mean Bettina of Dances to the beet of her own drum *snigger*
Jayne of Our Great Southern Land
Marylin of A Little Space for Me
Guera of A Roaming Aussie Mum
If you have updated your blogroll or your links to me (the links, the links OMG the lovely links!) let me know in the comments and I will give you your linky lurvin’ and slap your blog addy on my roll. With mustard. Cause Boo loves him some mustard.
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32 Responses to “The jig is up.”
January 14th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Ah I just laughed myself silly… just what I needed tonight too! Will be back to check you out often methinks and if I ever get any links of my links page you’ll be listed under ’shoes’ LOL
January 14th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
All blogrolls updated and accounted for SIR! Umm, ma’am. Umm… Yeah anyway, it’s on there.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
But I’ve done mine too *pout*
*waves at MPS*
January 14th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
OMG, my hair isn’t nearly as long as yours and I still struggle with getting that stuff (hair colour) all over me and the bathroom. I have been told that if you rub the dye into your skin where its not supposed to be just before rinsing it kind of neutralises the dye that has soaked in. And it seemed to work, my hairline receeded as soon as I tried it LOL.
Ahhh, welcome MPS. I had a feeling that it was only a matter of time before you read all this. Hope you enjoyed it so far. And yes, she is phunny.
January 15th, 2008 at 1:16 am
**waves to MPS**
I’m afraid my hubby likes reading my blog, especially the posts about himself. He likes to know what comments he gets. I think he thinks he’s a bit of a blogstar!
January 15th, 2008 at 1:25 am
There is no talk of Buns anymore. He is not the sport MPS is.
January 15th, 2008 at 1:48 am
~waves to MPS~
The eldest Feral Fruit of My Loins paints our bathroom all shades of black and red…we’ve had to coordinate the towels to blend in now lol
Thanks for the linky love 
January 15th, 2008 at 2:10 am
*wave*
Ok, I updated the link to your blog already. Get off my back!
I only did it cause I think you are phunny and I can cuss here. I need one good phunny place to say “fuck” (or “phuck” if we’re talking about the “good kind.”)
January 15th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Thanks for the link! I need to dye my hair too… Greys sprouting everywhere. Avoid the mirror I do, but I know before I go back to school, it must be done.
January 15th, 2008 at 4:08 am
Hey, maybe it could be My P0rn Slave. Compromise! Isn’t that what marriage is all about?
Snirk.
Darlin, consider your link updated. And licked.
—and I just had to change the spelling of the P word up there because, fuck, wordpress wouldn’t let me use it with an o in place of the 0. —
January 15th, 2008 at 4:08 am
But it would let me use fuck.
January 15th, 2008 at 5:03 am
This is fab over here, I lurve it totally!
Crikes, I gotta update your link!
January 15th, 2008 at 5:12 am
You’re phunny, but are you phunky?
January 15th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Geeze you’re a nag! I did that two days ago….
My new site is nearly ready to go, so soon you’ll have to update ME!!!! Mmmmmm… will I nag???
Possibly…
January 15th, 2008 at 6:48 am
Blogroll updated.
Love the new site, colours are fab.
January 15th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Naturally I am here…….
January 15th, 2008 at 7:14 am
LOL! That’s why I go to the hairdresser now to have my hair dyed.
January 15th, 2008 at 8:00 am
every. single. fricking. one. Took me hours I tell you
Hi MPS
Welcome to the party.
January 15th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Hi MPS. You’re not going to tell him about us are you Kelley?
January 15th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Hi MPS *waves*
My DH doesn’t read my blog, unless there is something I want him to see.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Honestly, you should be ridiculously impressed by how fast I updated you on my site. I am usually far more snail-like.
Hi, MPS! We all love Kelley!
January 15th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Cheap purrrrfume and lots of rubbing *smirk* will reduce the amount dye that’s in places it shouldn’t be.
Howdy MPS, my DH won’t even let me read him my posts - he gets bored so quickly (faspie)!!!
Links updated days ago - even where you are mentioned in my posts!!! Give me some lovin - come on, you know you want to!!
January 15th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Gebus wheezus, you’re a brave one. I wouldn’t attempt to dye my own hair (it’s the same length as yours) I have a fantabulous gay blade who doesn’t ask me a thing, fuels me with caffeine and I walk out with blue/black fantabulousness happening.
Oh, I should wave at MPS. Can I leave him a message as well?
Hi, MPS. Buy Kelley shoes, they make her hornier than chocolate.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:22 am
*waves to MPS*
thanks for the link Kelley
January 15th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Hiya MPS *waves Madly* I updated your links ages ago Woman Gah!!!!
Does MPS know that you/we had a poll to see what his name should be??? OOOOPS he does now if he reads the comments as well *Doh*
The spouse gets irritable if I even Say Computer *sigh* but The Offspring reads my blog.. so I have to be a bit careful of what I say…
Not Like Over Here Yipppeeee!!!!!!
cheers Kim xxx
January 15th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Hey what happened to all my comments *sigh* this should have been comment 79 *Doh* not new comment.
bloody linky computer thingys *mutter mutter*
January 15th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Ha ha! You are TOTALLY phunny!
(And loooooooove the shoes!)
January 15th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
All updated on my side, how about you?
Just wanted to add, you are the phunniest person I have ever read. Your thought processes are amazing.
January 15th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I’m the worst reader ever - I’m a long-time lurker yet I hadn’t added you to my blogroll! When you moved to your new address, I updated my blogroll and realised you weren’t already there, oops!
You’re there now.
Oh and I can totally relate to the hair dye thing. When you’re rinsing it out and flick your hair and see it all over the walls, it’s panic time!
January 15th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
**wave** to MPS, I cheat and get DD to help with my hair but normally end up with a weird ass coloured forhead.
p.s.. i too updated all my links to you so i dont miss a beat..
January 15th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Whoops - sounds like you have been busted by MPS. Hopefully this will not mean that you are going to censor yourself, cause we love you just the way you are.
BTW, I have updated you on my blogroll, so that it is now pointing towards this gorgeous new site.
January 21st, 2008 at 12:07 am
I love what MPS stand for mine is my personal slave hehehe - or my p0rn star …
waving right now - a little late( cause I just realised I hadn’t updated your rss feed -who told me it would transfer over huh ???)
Love it you got busted too - and he knows how hysterically funny you are.
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