Today is Day of the Ninja.
I have been waiting for this day all year. December 5 is Day of the Ninja.
Ninja’s of the world unite!
I totally stole this from Raincoasters site. You don’t mind, do you Raincoaster? Anything to get the word out about the Ninjas. Cause the world needs more people running around with t-shirts on their heads and making weird noises.
So here is how to make yourself a ninja and scare the shit out of the chick at the checkout at Safeway.
Click on the picture to make it easier to read.
And then wouldn’t you know it, a ninja broke into my house.
The biatch was trying to steal my formally-known-as-the-Bathroom-Tree™ now Hallway Christmas tree! Oh the humanity!
But it is OK, she looked eerily familiar, I think I saw her in the bathroom when I was brushing my teeth this morning, so I deflected her with my ooh-look-some-pretty-shiny-shoes moves and she disappeared.
Phew.
But later on she sent her minions….
Stealth Ninja moves boy and Ninja Biatch.
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Today I have been tagged for a shi-ite load of memes, got an award and Meg made me a pretty for my blog. Will be working hard on them tonight.
Oh and apparently I get to put this little lovely on my blog. Noice.
Thanks All for Women!
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24 Responses to “Today is Day of the Ninja.”
December 5th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
narnar narnarna na nana NINJA TADAAAAA!!!!!!!
(p.s the ‘narnars’ are supposed to represent Ninja music)
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
p.s the hahas represent me pissin meself laughing … I nearly fell off the chair this time woman….(and I am soberish too..)
December 5th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
OMG! I totally wouldn’t mess with your ninjas!
December 5th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Heeeee!
I have a Mini-Ninja at my house. I am soooo not letting him see pictures of *real* ninjas and getting ideas from them. Because he would. And then there’d be troubles!
December 5th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Thank god for strange weird chicks that do funny shit in their daily lives and post it on their blog so the rest of us can wet ourselves! Love ya
December 5th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
OMG, the Ninja wasn’t going for the I-used-to-be-the-bathroom-tree-now-I-have-been-moved-to-the-hall Christmas tree was she??? How could she?? Thats awful, I hope that you stopped all the Ninjas before they did any damage to any of the Christmas trees. And stealth moves Ninja boy and Ninja Biatch look pretty dodgy too - hope you kicked them out on their collective asses with the tree-stealing Ninja.
Geez, glad I don’t live near you - looks way too risky for me
December 5th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Kim: You are insane. Really. Now pick yourself up off the floor and go to bed!
Raincoaster: *snigger* scary aren’t we? Glad your not pissed for the blatant rip off.
Vic Jodi: Got my stealth ninja moves going on and I just passed pictures to him through the air vents…. bwaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa
Boneblower: Could you have picked a more disgusting name A? SHEESH! Love ya back but puleeese think of something nicer! I KNOW it refers to trombones but ewww.
Desert Queen: Oh yes she was! And her minions were after all the food in the fridge. The Ninja biatch was especially interested in the chocolate, the Stelth Moves Ninja Boy the apples and mustard.
Scary times here DQ, scary times….
December 5th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Are there even 50 women in Autralia?
Is there really such a ninja day,or are you telling tall tails?
December 5th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
I wish I was an Australian blogger!
December 5th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
I, well I want to be a ninja now too. Only I want to use my magenta shirt.
Won’t I be sexy?
December 6th, 2007 at 12:15 am
I am totally getting in my Ninja gear later on today and scaring the shite out of my husband!!
December 6th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Why you didn’t tell me it was ninja day? A little heads would have been nice, for Pete’s sake.
At least now I have a good idea what the cats have cornered in the garage.
Cats are the original ninjas. Hi-meow!
December 6th, 2007 at 6:04 am
SO funny you actually make me one-hand type.
Funny lady ….
No need for stealth ninja moves here - just rampage through and Mummy’s probably too sore/tired to stop ya anyways
(Is that Moo or Too? Beee-you-ti-ful eyes!)
December 6th, 2007 at 6:04 am
Hmmmm, Ninja day. Who woulda thunk it?
December 6th, 2007 at 7:33 am
Remember remember
the 5th of December
the ninjas, the stealth, the plot
I see no reason
Why the Ninja season
Should ever be forgot
December 6th, 2007 at 8:54 am
Well I’m sure that’s a party trick that will come in handy………..maybe in my next life.
Cheers
December 6th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
ROFL…. as my assistant is too, as i read this out to her… No, coffee spitting today, thank goodness… I just cleaned the last bit up..
December 6th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
How did I miss commenting here? Silly me!
I am sure that ninja trick will come in handy when I have kids who need costumes for school.
Also? How do you eat with it on?
December 6th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Kelley you’re a riot!!
December 7th, 2007 at 1:02 am
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December 7th, 2007 at 2:23 am
Love the ninja and top job on the award, well done!
Cheers
BC
December 10th, 2007 at 8:31 am
Found your blog through Mountain Momma, she just presented me with your I-Less-Than-Three-Your-Blog award. That’s some good stuff, right there.
Anyway, just browsing and came across this ninja post. Trippy thing is that I knew nothing about this ninja day, but on December 4th I posted my own ninja pics on my blog! So weird. I am so close to being a ninja, it scares me
Keep up the good work, your blog is hilarious.
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