Why it pays to have a ‘thing going on’ with your boss.
or so the gossip mongers say. And we play along, cause we are shit stirrers like that.
If they knew me well they would know that S is not, um, manly, enough for me *snigger* and we were friends looooong before he was my boss. And he adores his wife.
We regularly have bitch sessions, compare coffee houses and are often found huddling in the corner giggling at the resident dress-like-a-teen-even-though-you-are-pushing-menopause hooker workmate.
Oh, and he is my bitch. And my daughters best friends Dad. So nooky in the conference room, I don’t think so, more like we would be doing each others nails ifyouknowwhatImean *wink*
Today we were gossiping. I was sitting on his desk, wearing a short skirt, he was leaning close, workmates eyes were popping out of heads *gaffaw* and this was the conversation:
Me: You bastard! You went and got a coffee and not me one.
S: I think I have PMS. I forgot, sorry. I was just at the salon. We had the most awesome salad but I just needed CHOCOLATE! So I got this huge hunk of mud cake…… but I know you don’t like cake. See I was thinking of you. Even if I forgot to get you a coffee.
(his wife owns a beauty salon)
Me: Gimme some of your coffee you big girl (he has the same as me, double skinny latte no sugar)
*slurp*
S: Did you see A has that low cut top on again today. I don’t know where to look!
Me: *giggle* I am so going to tell her you said that.
S: Shutup! Don’t you dare!
Me: Hey does anyone have next week off?
S: Why?
Me: C’mon. Does anyone have next week off? Lemme look.
S: No, don’t want you to look. I will miss you. If you are not here I don’t have any friends.
*big girly pout*
Me: C’mon let me have next week off. You didn’t buy me coffee remember?
S: OK. But who will I talk to?
Me: I don’t care, I will be a lady of leisure. You could always come up at lunchtime and bring me a coffee.
*both sniggering* I said it loud enough for the gossipers to hear.
So I have the rest of this week off because of school closures for Boo and then next week to do with what I wish. Oh the bliss.
Oh and I will miss S. Cause he is my bitch. And cause he is fabulous.
I do have plans to do a lot though. Thinking I might put a bit of a sidebar thingy on to keep me accountable. You know, shit like ‘lounge around’, ‘do my nails’, ‘do lunch’, ‘build a cubby house/pergola’….
Perhaps a bit optimistic, but hey I have never been known to take on small projects. I need just enough pulling-my-hair-out-hysterically pressure to work off all the caffeine I consume.
UPDATE:
Rat-fuck-son-of-a-bitch. Moo just announced that she has Monday off. That sucks.
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13 Responses to “Why it pays to have a ‘thing going on’ with your boss.”
November 27th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
It does indeed pay to have a thing going with your boss. Even when the thing you have going, is not the thing that they think you have going.
Hey, I saw pretty shoes today and they made me think of you. Is that weird?
November 27th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
the resident dress-like-a-teen-even-though-you-are-pushing-menopause hooker workmate.
HEY… *we have one of those at my work, too. She’s an old worn out sheepskin rug who thinks she’s a wee young spring lambikins!
November 27th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
LOL… know tell the real truth
I must admit, I’m the same with my boss and people think the same too..
November 27th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
I’m so glad I’m not the only one whose kids’ days off sneak up on them!
November 28th, 2007 at 12:45 am
Alas, I work in a monastery (engineers).
Pretty funny post though. So is he? I mean, married and all, but uh.. have you had *that* conversation?
November 28th, 2007 at 10:28 am
I do have a *thing* going on with the Boss - and everyone knows too *snigger*
November 28th, 2007 at 11:47 am
Veronica: That made me giggle. “when the thing you have going, is not the thing that they think you have going.”
Not weird. Just brainwashed. I got Robin taking photos of shoes for me when she went to Venice!
Vic Jodi: Hmmmmmm, do we work in the same place? This woman actually came to work one day dressed like Britney.
Lisa: What is with that though? Why do people just assume if your friend is the opposite sex then you are doing the nasty?
Robin:
They just don’t tell me to the last freaking minute! Drives me up the wall!
Davido: I rib him about it all the time. He is a big girly girl but I think he is straight.
Desert Queen: *snort* So how do you get paid?
November 28th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
LOL - “I won’t have anyone to talk to” is the kind of thing my boss says too.
November 28th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
You know, if there was a Kelley at my work… This woman is really Irritating as well. She ignores the women and drapes herself all over the blokes; she wears stuff most 20 somethings wouldn’t consider and CFM shoes ALL the time.
I love her not.
November 29th, 2007 at 7:44 am
Too funny.
I just invited my boss to my b-day party. After we talked about the parties I have she suddenly became my caterer. She’s planning everything she’s going to buy and bring and it’s kind of nice. All it took was a “Eh, I’m sure somebody will bring something to eat. They usually do…” and that was it.
Life is good when you have your thing
November 29th, 2007 at 9:24 am
Not sure, but it was made worse for me as he headhunted me from another company. lol
November 29th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
“the resident dress-like-a-teen-even-though-you-are-pushing-menopause hooker workmate”…why does one always exist in the workplace?
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