I’m a happy girl.
Today it is cool. I am sitting here in long pants. Had to close the windows cause I was getting chilly. The last 3 days are a hazy blur of sweaty breasticles, whinging and cold showers.
Now I am happy.
The kids had the day off today due to the teachers strike and spent the day complaining and asking for food and wanting attention and shit…….
But I was wearing jeans and was coooooool.
I had a support group meeting that I had to go to because 12 new families were coming and not one fucker turned up………
But my breasts were dry.
3 new adults with Aspergers turned up and got all shitty cause I couldn’t help them. I explained that I am just a mum of a 9 year old so have no experience with adult issues. But they went on and on and on…
But because it was cool I ordered a hot sticky date pudding and a bucket of latte. Yum
Boo was downloading a bazillion things on Youtube and sucking up all the bandwidth so I couldn’t get on the rat-fuck-son-of-a-bitch internet……..
So I went and put on some socks cause my feet were COLD!
Too is going to Spam-a-lot on the weekend and has been dancing around the house teasing me incessantly. Apparently the little biatch will be in the second row centre. And I get to spend the weekend with my rellies. The ones that think that Boo is Artistic and like fucking Rainman. ‘Drop the matches cause I know he can count them!’ Asshats.
But it is going to be in the low 20’s and I can wear fab shoes and just stare at them all day.
I was finally the good daughter today and went to see my parents new McMansion. Yeah it is nice and so is the fucking central airconditioning that they got installed today.
But I was gracious and gushing cause my body wasn’t screaming for a shower.
Got the freaking huge list of things I need to do in preparation for my fathers 60th on Saturday and my brother, the golden child, will just swan in with the new girlfriend, suck up all the attention from the fawning parental with no fucking gift while I do all the prep and clean up……
But my lovely internets were here helping and advising me on all things bloggy. And made me feel loved, not like the woman that gave birth to me and didn’t care when I got hit by a fucking CAR! yes I am still going on and on and on about that. Sorry.
Yesterday I was standing with my skirt over the airconditioner vent, tonight the central heating has turned itself on. It was set to only turn on when the temp drops under 10 degrees C! (50F)
So tonight I am sitting here begging the boy to sleep in a nice cool room. With socks on. I will go to bed and wrap myself up in the doona and snuggle to sleep.
But not with this man.
Oh no, the man now known as Mario-porn-star is still a nookie free zone. Been a long dry month for a porn star wanna be (well except for this one time…. at band camp when we both had the day off and the kids were at school….. cause when does THAT ever happen?) and he thought thinning the smudge out a bit a la Dick Dastardly would bring a bit of the action.
Nup.
*singing* I am strong. STRONG.
I am invincible. INVINCIBLE!
I am STUBBORN!!!!!!!
9 more days…………
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18 Responses to “I’m a happy girl.”
November 21st, 2007 at 10:08 pm
I am wearing a jumper. gnah gnah gna aaah
I have socks on as well..
I am so! Hearing you woman!!!! If I wanted the heat I would move to FRICKING Darwin… *shudders*
cheers Kim.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Enjoy the cool. I’d take your heat and sun any day. Plus, it’s freaking POURING here today. I’m about ready to build an arc for god’s sake.
PS There’s a little something for you on my blog ;-).
November 21st, 2007 at 11:24 pm
ooo Kelley!! I’m so excited!!! We are meant to get the cool change tomorrow!! We get the weather forcast every night over our pager and I did a little happy dance when it said tomorrow was forcast to be only 23!!!! 23!! After today’s 34 and the few days of 36’s before thatI am so ready for 23 degree day!! oooo Jeans!! What bliss. OOOOO I’m going to go and get my favourite pair ready for tomorrow!!
November 21st, 2007 at 11:44 pm
I, for one, would like to hear a LOT more about sweaty breasticles…
November 21st, 2007 at 11:57 pm
I’m from Darwin! Hope you like humidity with that heat, Kim.
I didn’t to go to the beach today. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:26 am
I have no idea where you live but it sounds like it is hot there. We had snow the other day so the thought of air conditioning has been long gone. Good to hear you are hanging in there, especially with the dry breastasis.
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:52 am
Poor Mario, it’s so cold and he can’t even get no nookie to warm him up.
Poor, poor Mario.
November 22nd, 2007 at 5:39 am
Ah dear.. Movember is surely making an impact, though possibly not the one expected?
I’m loving these cool days. The school I teach in has never had air conditioning, so is a sweatbath from September to March. Last month they installed air conditioners - but now they don’t have enough power to run them, so they sit there. Taunting the kids. Taunting the teachers. And they don’t work.
WAH.
November 22nd, 2007 at 5:44 am
A lot of the male teachers at work are growing mo’s as well. They’re all looking creepy. Not a good look at a secondary school!!
November 22nd, 2007 at 6:36 am
Glad you’re cooler today. My air con’s been running all night, but then I’ve been up all night studying. Gah!
10 hours to go. Not that I’m counting.
November 22nd, 2007 at 7:55 am
I hear ya! It makes *such* a difference when the temperature drops!
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:45 am
Kim: Oh the bliss of a jumper and socks! But doesn’t Tassie never get above 15C *runs and ducks for cover*
Robin: Swooning here at the shoes on your blog. I lurve you. We almost needed an Ark here too yesterday.
Bettina: Got my jeans on right now. It is coooold! Oh, so happy!
Fab: You cheeky boy. I am sure that there will be lots of references of sweaty breasticles over the next few months. Want me to warn you?
Missy: Darwin. Bletch. But I have heard Mt Isa is living hell on earth.
Melinda: I am in Australia. You know that little island down near where the ice caps are melting? Snow. I didn’t see snow till I was 13!
Contrary: POOR MARIO!? What about me? Bastard wants to look like an idiot I am not going to encourage it. Next he will start growing hair from his ears! *shudder*
Alyndabear: Movember sucks. We never had aircon at school when I was a kid. Did my VCE exams (final year of high school exams) in 40C heat. The kids now have aircon and are all comfortable and I am sitting outside in the heat waiting……. HOW on earth does a school not have enough power to run the airconditioners? Where are you Ethiopia?
Frogdancer: Are they walking around offering to clean the pool? LMAO, at least you wouldn’t have to worry about school girl crushes this month!
Kin: Fingers toes and intestines crossed for you babe. Now strap on those heels and burn the nanna pants!
Beth: Oh yes. My mood dramatically changes as the mercury drops. Yes, I can actually be more pissed off!
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:25 am
It’s snowing here… jealous, snort?
Buns said to me tonight and I so thought you would get a kick out it, “dude that guy sucks so much, I’d like to serve him a taint scruffunza pie”.
Hope you got that, hee heee.
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Tassie? Never get above 15C? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I was in Melbourne once during a 32C day and I could actually still walk around. And I didn’t get sunburnt. I was out in the sun for 15mins here the other day and got burnt! I was wearing sunscreen! Damn ozone.
But! I can gloat, I live in an old sandstone house and my loungeroom rarely gets over 20C in summer.
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:56 pm
I would so be right there with you on resisting the facial hair. I dislike it intensely.
You will prevail!
November 22nd, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Kelley, In some ways I have the best of both worlds.. I live Qld, but work in a cold store @ -25o. But like you I love the cold..
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Girl: Snow? I have no concept of snow. I have only seen it when I have gone skiing, once when I accidentally bumped into my now husband… should blog about that….
*gaffaw* at Buns. He is as crude and fabulous as you!
Veronica: I know it gets hot in Tassie, thats why I ran and hid. It is probably caused by all of you farting down there and destroying the ozone layer….. Now I really need to find a good hiding place! You know I luvs ya.
Gina: The facial hair thing. Bletch. Itchy and scratchy and Not.A.Good.Look on a wog boy like my Mario-porn-star.
Lisa: That sounds like the perfect combination!
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
I think you get funnier every time I read your blog and funnier still when you are happily cool.
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