Everybody farts
Today I wrote a social story for Boo.
A social story is a short ’story’ to explain social situations.
Here is today’s in response to his teacher going through 2 cans of air freshener in the last month:
Everybody farts.
People sometimes laugh when I do a loud fart. That makes me happy.
But I must not fart INSIDE.
I must only fart when I am in the bathroom or outside, alone.
I if I need to fart I need to ask to go outside.
Nobody likes to smell my farts.
I like the smell, but other people do not.
Mummy is very proud when I don’t fart inside.
I handed it to Boo.
He asked to go outside.
Fantastic, I think and give myself a huge pat on the back. Literally. I am freaky like that.
Boo comes back inside.
‘I can’t smell it outside. I fart inside now.’
He let one rip. I saw his little butt cheeks wobble.
No one light a match.
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Oh and girls I am still working on those meme’s you tagged me for. Just gotta stop falling asleep in the middle of doing them cause I am soooooo freaking BORING! Gotta come up with something juicy that I haven’t already spilled my guts about in 100 things and Wanna be my Stalker!
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18 Responses to “Everybody farts”
November 12th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
OMG Kelley. I just spat my dinner onto my keyboard! Thanks for that!
I needed a good laugh, had to get away from all that heavy shit over at my place!
November 12th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
I am laughing so hard!
Great story, pity it didn’t quite work.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
I love your story. Might use it myself, if that’s OK?
Boo is hilarious! Heidi
November 12th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Oh that post was totally worth staying up for…
Still Laughing
November 13th, 2007 at 12:52 am
if you put a cork in his arse you could point his butt at the nosy neighbours next time tyou need to garden and shoot them with fart power
November 13th, 2007 at 2:45 am
That’s awesome!
Now excuse me…I have to go outside
November 13th, 2007 at 3:21 am
LOL Oh, too cute! Maybe you should just change the story to say he mustn’t fart in the classroom? Dunno what to tell you about the air quality at home, though! ;^)
November 13th, 2007 at 4:05 am
so funny! i was just thinking this morning at breakfast how i much i hated it when people farted when i was a kid (yes, a weird, weird kid) and how it’s sort of nice to have a boy who thinks farts are hilarious. it sort of bugged me at first but he’s only 3 so it’s not a problem quite yet. good luck!
November 13th, 2007 at 4:37 am
I have four kids and a husband and we all fart inside, all the time. My oldest is 14 and my youngest is 5 and no matter what age we are….farts are just funny and yes, they do stink but of course we don’t think our own stink. LOL
November 13th, 2007 at 6:24 am
Too funny! The belly laugh was appreciated.
Oh, and I am totally with you on the gardening thing. It’s the kind of thing I wish I enjoyed (because it makes you look all “Suzy Homemaker” and stuff) but I simply detest it.
Thanks for putting the word out for us haters! And thanks for being my first commenter, it’s sweet of you to drop by!
November 13th, 2007 at 9:54 am
That was hysterical. Boo is so lucky to have a mother like you.
November 13th, 2007 at 10:27 am
I love it! I LOVE IT! So damn funny.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:23 pm
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November 24th, 2007 at 12:58 am
LMAO!!! I found your link via O The Joys and I’m glad I did! I needed a good laugh today.
December 7th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
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December 11th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Did you know…..people fart 14 1/2 times a day! I wondered how you would get 1/2 a fart till someone suggested it starts just before midnight and finishes just after!! So glad people have the…….sense to work that one out!
January 18th, 2008 at 12:34 am
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April 12th, 2008 at 1:28 am
ROFLMAO! He has a talent for the blatantly obvious, doesnt he?
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