It’s 10pm
All is quiet in the Magneto bold house. Well as quiet as it gets ’round here anyway.
I am staring at the page and panicking.
I got nuffin. Really. I have to post something cause it is NoBloPoMo and if I don’t post everyday the NBPM police will come and haul my arse away. I committed to this thing, and I got nothing.
I have been known to post 4 times in one day. But today….. nada.
I could write about how Boo is exhausted after a major meltdown after school because I wouldn’t let him get a lemonade. Like we have done every Wednesday for 4 years. But I had to punish him somehow for strangling a kid in the playground today. Hey A! Look! This is the kid that is OK to be left alone!! He had an adult with him and still managed to play the banned game ‘Simpsons’ (where he is Homer and strangles any poor soul that agrees to be Bart) when the teacher blinked.
I could write about how my neighbours came out to watch the commotion while I tried to extract Boo from the car and he was very insistent that we were in fact going to go get lemonade. Very loudly.
I could write about the pretty new shoes that I was forced to buy because Jodi subliminally planted the message ‘Buy pretty sparkly buckle shoes’
I could write about the equally pretty sparkly buckle handbag that just happened to make its way home with me too.
I could write about how whenever I am washing the girls clothes from the shop called ‘Jay Jays’ I can’t help smirking like a 8 year old boy and muttering to myself ‘V-Jay-Jay’ *snort*
I could write about how DH wouldn’t let me make him an Asshat hat for work ‘funny hat day’. He kept hiding my craft stuff and trying to distract me with conversation….. That makes him the uber Asshat. Need to make him a sash or something.
I could write about how Boo farted so loud today that he scared a bird. He was inside. The bird was outside.
I could just go to bed and pretend that I have moved to the US and that will buy me a few more hours to come up with something.
But you internets are smart. You will see through my rouse.
Will you forgive me for a nothing post, just for the sake of posting?
NaBloPoMo made me do it. Honest.
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16 Responses to “It’s 10pm”
November 7th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
I saw mention of shoes AND bags, and yet - no pics. What is the world coming to?
November 7th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Damn!! And here I was hoping for some inspiration
**grumbles to self and goes to find something for nablopomo on her own**
November 7th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
And yet you could have posted a picture of your new shoes. That would have been something. But nooooo.
Course I’m sure you still want to see my lime green heels don’t you? Going to have to do something about that
November 7th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
I want to see pretty sparkly buckle shoes!
I want to see pretty sparkly buckle shoes!
I want to see pretty sparkly buckle shoes!
I want to see pretty sparkly buckle shoes!
Okay. That feels better.
LOL at fart moment.
CB
November 7th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Oooh Sparkly, Buckles, shoes, bag, NO PICS!!! How am I supposed to learn these things when you dont post pics!@!@!@!@!@!
Hehe you sounded very calm and collected with your “nothing” post, what do we have to do to make you mad, sad, energetic, excited, so that your posts will start flowing again! Cant let those Nablopomo police drag you off.
I for one, need my daily fix!! Post more!! Hurry up woman!!
LOL HUGS KEL!
November 8th, 2007 at 2:22 am
Since your nothing post was longer than 90% of my best efforts, I think you’re ok.
November 8th, 2007 at 6:27 am
I, too, want to see the sparkly buckle shoes!
HOWEVER
AND
I have a child who can manage to strangle another under the “supervision” of an adult - with a skipping rope - how’s that for skilled?
the child that can fart the loudest is the smallest and female …..
I am going shopping with my Mummy today and may just have to look at shoes. We won the sweepstakes - got 1st and 2nd - money money money money, haw haw haw ….
November 8th, 2007 at 6:57 am
“Boo farted so loud today that he scared a bird. He was inside. The bird was outside.”
I find this hilarious!!
November 8th, 2007 at 7:33 am
For a post that was a post simply to be a post, it was a great post, BUT like all your other commentors, I too want to see the photo’s.
You are the only place where I can get a shoe fix! Don’t let me down now!
(also I tagged you for a meme yesterday)
November 8th, 2007 at 10:00 am
I agree with Beth that the bird thing was totally worth the whole post.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
A surprisingly detailed nothing post!
You make me laugh.
November 8th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
SHOW ME THE SHOES!!!!
I wanna see what I am responsible for!!!!
November 8th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
I need to see the shoes… *sigh* and the matching bag.. please? lol
November 9th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Missy: Sorry bout that. I am such a tease. Just ask my husband while he suffers through the Movember drought!
Bettina: we need to put our heads together and find something to talk about. Oh the pressure to post everyday!
Kin: You have no right to pay me out for not posting pics! You have been teasing me with these heel pics for MONTHS!
Cellobella: Poor little bird. At least she didn’t have to smell it!
Erin: Ahem. And HOW often have you been posting? Just because you have had exams, that is no excuse!
Contrary: My Daddy says I can be sarcastic under water. And I talk in my sleep.
Angel: Seriously? Did you win lots of money? If you did I am crying happy tears for you cause you so deserve it.
If you bought shoes, I soooo need photos. I can post ‘em on my blog if you want!
Beth: So did Boo!
Veronica: Got the meme and will do it as soon as I can come up with some smart arsed comments
Stimey: Perhaps I should have just done that then? I can do a whole week on the theme of Boo’s farts. And then his fecal murals…
Slouching mom: I made slouching mom laugh! Cool!
Vic Jodi: It is all your fault. But DH thinks that they were $30! Bwaaaa haaaa haaaa!!!
Kim: You ask and I deliver. Will need to do the bag tomorrow I am containing the tiny terrorist right now (AKA sitting with Boo till he finally wears himself out)
November 30th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
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February 11th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I just don’t get the whole V-jay-jay thing. I heard it first on Oprah and thought it was, and is, the dumbest nickname EVER for a body part.
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